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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 27/09/2026

hey can you guess Utah’s record in its last 18 games? if you said 16-2, you’re right. the Utes are averaging 41 points, allowing 17 in that span. just beating up opponents with metal bats game after game.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wait I was watching football and now lasers are coming out of vaginas

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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I’m Tyler Loop, I’m attempting the Wade Boggs on the way home

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh there’s another MAGA Cup golf event?

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When your top two picks are injured by Week 3, is that a good thing for fantasy football?

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How anyone bets the NFL is beyond me. Week to week, things make no sense.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Doeren’s special skill is he can leave you mad after WINS. He will deliver maddening losses and also maddening WINS. These weekends are so few, not feeling good after wins is crazy.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Doeren should be fired at the gas pump on Trinity where he got mad at our cameras for asking him about the Tennessee job. Lol.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dave Doeren has a singular mission. Deliver results week after week that maximize people’s anger at him and then deliver a win or two that mean nothing and get him another extension. Generationally wealthy on State money for being generationally mediocre

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Currently watching Canada play 11v9 vs Chile because of two red cards. What a pointless exercise. Between this and the Qatar WC game I’m wondering why everyone has such hostility vs the universally acclaimed nicest people on earth.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Iowa should drive the game ball to Central Michigan’s campus and party

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yep — let’s call in the Rescue Michigan Foundation to see if they can dick over another team

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cmon Iowa. This would be justice of some perverted sort

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

WAYSHAWN MF’in PARKER. GAME OVER

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This being said, our message at halftime was apparently to stop playing football on both sides of the ball. 24-3 at half and dominating and now we’re in a needless sweat. FINISH THESE DORKS

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This entire 2nd half of Utah-Iowa State is the officials reviewing shit to screw us over

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My Utes just wrecking everyone in their path so far. Thought a conference roadie to Iowa State might throw us for a minor loop. Nope. Dominating

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You can only hold Peru down for so long

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Panthers laying the WOOD. Utah Ute Devin Lloyd PICK SIX

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Last week’s 1pm window was the greatest thing ever and these games are all total dogs this week.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m not sure which guy is which but the one dude walking up aggressively and then getting murked is hilarious

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not for nothing but my Utes whipped Arkansas more than #2 Georgia did

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lane with his saddlebag skin and GLP cheek creases eating an L at the best possible place. What a result

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is it too much to ask to have Mulkey there on the sidelines in one of her sequined clown costumes to also be eating shit in real time? Because that would be good. Will Wade can just be at home being fat in his logoed polo shirt.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ole Miss stomping a mud hole and in this one, very specific instance, I am strongly in favor

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@wxmoose.bsky.social Mitch could just as easily be in a Spurs shirt lol

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can’t begin to understand Bailey’s thought process. Why even risk taking any contact? I’m baffled. Silver lining here is that it didn’t ruin some legendary season or anything and that is an immediate HOF piece of Wolpfack lore

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Good heavens, how have I never had the garlic parm fries at Wake Comp Tribeca Tavern before? Incredible

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Massive seizure. Good, solid police work by an agency committed to ending homecoming antics in our lifetime. Estimated street value of contraband: $116. Personnel engaged: 17 Police overtime paid: $1578

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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before

POLICE CHIEF
PONCHO MUNCH
- FOR -
DEANO BONANO
I'M WITH
BONANO
During Hurricanes Ike, Gustav and Katrina there was one constant. Deano Bonano was there for Westwego residents every time. As Director of Emergency Management and the head of Jefferson's Homeland Security, Deano instinctively knew the needs of our city.
That's because in his 30+ years of experience in Jefferson Parish government, where he led many critical divisions, Deano not only realized how a parish could help a city in need, but he also knew exactly who at the parish-level could help us most. It was during our darkest days in Westwego that Deano Bonano was our brightest guardian.
I'm supporting Deano for Council because I know how much he can and will help Westwego in every way. I'm asking you to please consider supporting Deano as well!
It's important to Westwego!

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just won at darts, feeling cute, might regret

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is a few months old, but now I need to see video of that shift 😂😂 Dec 26/2006 - someone must have it

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Of all the athlete quotes this year, this is tops. Favorite American snack is the question

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

well that’s a brand new sentence

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

First year with Josh Allen as my fantasy QB. Gotta say, enjoyable experience so far

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