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Mark Armstrong

@markparmstrong.bsky.social
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Former Triangle sports dude. I drive to soccer. Virulent Canadian 🇨🇦 and Utah Ute Don’t ask me to play pickleball. Need painting? wow1day.com

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Accurate once again
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Garday Mahnjer” hurt my brain for Garde Manger but I am in for this. Imagine ordering all the apps and the entrees what a life
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Language, of course. Smoking, yes it’s the 90s. Nudity?
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lolwut
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just won at darts, feeling cute, might regret
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a few months old, but now I need to see video of that shift 😂😂 Dec 26/2006 - someone must have it
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Of all the athlete quotes this year, this is tops. Favorite American snack is the question
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First year with Josh Allen as my fantasy QB. Gotta say, enjoyable experience so far
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok this play was badass. Both of our QBs motion into the backfield, the backup QB takes the snap, hands off to the starting QB who then pitches option back to the backup. Never seen that before
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Campbell utterly DOMINATING Florida at The Swamp
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looking back on your career at Rutgers, what’s your favorite memory? Going out to eat with teammates #Clifford’d
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get him the damned ball
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When you’re excited to be in the US Open semifinals lolol
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Let us never speak of this again
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We are not enjoying the names of the Miami Hurricanes WR room nearly enough
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The number of times I’ve seen him do this clueless face and wanted to hurl my TV through a window lol
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We go now live to
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I will say this for the Utah defense. We have kept this man in check
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First civilian sideline casualty of the season
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Updating the score here, which is of course, perfect
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Excellent flag matchup at the US Open
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This stopped me in my tracks. How is it possible that Reno 911 only has a 3.2 rating out of 5 among Prime viewers? Yet another data point about the downfall of this country. This show rules
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Watching the Prime doc on the 29 men who have been ranked #1 in ATP tennis. So great. Back then everyone had their signature shirts. I so miss those days. But my dude, forever and always was
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll Victorias, Philippines
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Three guesses where this guy is from. Yep — your inclinations were correct. Argentina
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Checking out the Cincy Open with my mom and brother. Reaffirming my notions that Arthur Fils is one of my favorite players
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When Utah’s cheerleader ground and pounded a BYU fan who had come from the stands and tackled him after a Utah TD
BYU dork turtling after his bet was called
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look at these Clayton girls kicking ass at the softball World Series despite the nonsensical review call they just made
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Campus tour #2
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m up banging through some training for the new WOW Painting OS. Shouldn’t snack. Can’t snack. My bride’s got premade breakfast burritos in the fridge for our kids.
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Love to make my monthly extra car payment. Thanks to all involved for this
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Guy in an NC State hat at a pickleball tournament. The athletic department should have to release a statement distancing themselves from this
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Every Food Lion I can think of around here definitely fits the bill
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Swaggiest 11 year old watching the Final in his Tokyo Flea Market Nakata find
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ACC Kickoff is too simple now — I see no pictures of guys giving their all like I used to do
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Had no clue young Urban Meyer was such a Spain guy
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That is really a comical penalty to surrender. Digne made zero effort to check his surroundings. Looks ridiculous
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is so perfect from Company Retreat on Prime
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
In a similar vein - we were at the Tokyo Flea Market today, heaven on earth btw if I were younger, and look what you can get
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My hotel in Tokyo has the game, unlike my hotel in the Philippines, plus I have sensed an unmistakeable spirit of pulling for Canada amongst the faithful here in Japan in the absence of the Samurai Blue. Was just at Shibuya Crossing. Oh Canada broke out organically.
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Aside from staying static, this dude’s vibe reminds me of Mr CIAA, may he RIP
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tonight on an all new episode of DR CONGO
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Maximum Croatia
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I don’t know what the prevailing trends are in Ecuador, but this fit is wild
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Pleased to announce that my sons have decided to take their talents to Harris Teeter University as cashiers for their first ever job
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Alexi Lalas to the shadow world forever
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My son just showed me this, can’t believe I hadn’t seen it already. DYING
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Playing as a chubby version of himself in one WC and then ascending to even chubbier and happier version for World Cups ad infinitum. Solved life
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Come the f on, @shaker.bsky.social
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