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Watching Bryce Young deal like this, it’s truly insane to imagine that he was out the door two years ago. They were done with him when Canales started.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m up against CeeDee Lamb this week in fantasy… But I have Tet McMillan. Oh how the turntables

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Playing coy on the Draft Kings Pick Six of the Game on the FanDuel Game of the Week sponsored by Caesar’s

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Let’s please not act like this was some act of genius by Sullivan. The goalie passed it to him and he put it into an empty net

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Language, of course. Smoking, yes it’s the 90s. Nudity?

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey man — you’re being a great dad treating your son to all these adventures, that’s reward enough

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes this is just my defeatist self. We’re a wagon so far

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You can’t trick me. I liked this post but I know you’re setting us up for shinkicking

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 27/09/2026

hey can you guess Utah’s record in its last 18 games? if you said 16-2, you’re right. the Utes are averaging 41 points, allowing 17 in that span. just beating up opponents with metal bats game after game.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wait I was watching football and now lasers are coming out of vaginas

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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“This is not a dark chapter in Cornell’s history, it’s a morbid pattern” Editorial Board at The Cornell Sun absolutely fucking your shit UP www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...

We refuse for this victim to be reduced to just another story.
Cornell has failed to protect its students. Cornell has failed to address the growing issue of sexual assault on campus with its pathetic task force. Cornell has failed the student allegedly raped by those seven men at Chi Phi in October 2024. Cornell has failed her. Cornell has failed us.

To Matthew Ingalls, Jonathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar: We know who you are and we refuse to let you benefit from this University's concealment.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I’m Tyler Loop, I’m attempting the Wade Boggs on the way home

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Woooooo. Now, make a basic ask for compensation from any media outlet that wants to talk

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh there’s another MAGA Cup golf event?

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When your top two picks are injured by Week 3, is that a good thing for fantasy football?

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s crazy. There’s always a couple terrible teams and then everyone else is a roll of the dice

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How anyone bets the NFL is beyond me. Week to week, things make no sense.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Doeren’s special skill is he can leave you mad after WINS. He will deliver maddening losses and also maddening WINS. These weekends are so few, not feeling good after wins is crazy.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Doeren should be fired at the gas pump on Trinity where he got mad at our cameras for asking him about the Tennessee job. Lol.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dave Doeren has a singular mission. Deliver results week after week that maximize people’s anger at him and then deliver a win or two that mean nothing and get him another extension. Generationally wealthy on State money for being generationally mediocre

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Currently watching Canada play 11v9 vs Chile because of two red cards. What a pointless exercise. Between this and the Qatar WC game I’m wondering why everyone has such hostility vs the universally acclaimed nicest people on earth.

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Im 90% sure that was your son with the U-hawk on TV?

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Iowa should drive the game ball to Central Michigan’s campus and party

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yep — let’s call in the Rescue Michigan Foundation to see if they can dick over another team

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cmon Iowa. This would be justice of some perverted sort

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

WAYSHAWN MF’in PARKER. GAME OVER

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This being said, our message at halftime was apparently to stop playing football on both sides of the ball. 24-3 at half and dominating and now we’re in a needless sweat. FINISH THESE DORKS

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This entire 2nd half of Utah-Iowa State is the officials reviewing shit to screw us over

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Please tell me there’s a hose nearby. The thought of those dudes getting into a car gives me shivers

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My Utes just wrecking everyone in their path so far. Thought a conference roadie to Iowa State might throw us for a minor loop. Nope. Dominating

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Mark Armstrong @markparmstrong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You can only hold Peru down for so long

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