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Mark Oswin

@markoswin.bsky.social
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 23h
The wife's just been mistaken for Faye Tozer by an autograph hunter outside the venue where she works. I told her it's a tragedy but she should count to 5, 6, 7, 8 - it's better best forgotten.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it a good thing when people who grew up with your shows make YouTube videos about them as adults, but describe them as "criminally under-rated"? Because I've seen that happen with more than one thing I've worked on, and I'm not sure how to take it...
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Joshua 🦚 @yaboij0shua.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada should respond by renaming one of the four other lakes to Lake Release the Epstein Files
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ve got my tickets but if there isn’t a literal absolute killing on stage I’ll be wanting my money back.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Went to a dance festival in Cornwall to watch the 1999 #eclipse. Expecting an all nighter we turned up at 10pm just as they turned off all the music. Sat in an empty cafe all night until staff came round at 7am and turfed out anyone with a one-day wristband. Then it clouded over. Saw nothing.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Went to a dance festival in Cornwall to watch the 1999 #eclipse. Expecting an all nighter we turned up at 10pm just as they turned off all the music. Sat in an empty cafe all night until staff came round at 7am and turfed out anyone with a one-day wristband. Then it clouded over. Saw nothing.
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Mumko69 @mumko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Microsoft wants to build three massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but we need more voices. Add your name: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...
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Stop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!
Microsoft want to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 04/08/2026
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I suspect this might be something close to magical realism…?
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have an old man character called Ian Turnip who thinks that every time the scammers say “internet” they’re saying his name. Also Ian’s computer has become self-aware and needs to be approached with great caution. And his passwords are all in a drawer with the cat’s piles medication.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Weird. There seem to be long cloth tubes encasing both of my legs down to the ankles today. Is anyone else experiencing this?
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s National Cheesecake Day - all hail the National Cheesecake!
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Woodrow Phoenix @mrphoenix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Microsoft is planning to build three massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but it needs more voices. Sign here: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Stop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!
Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition.
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Prune60 @prune602.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Meanwhile in Russian Media… “The Russian stock market has collapsed, hitting a new low since 2022.” Wait…it gets even better! www.gazeta.ru/business/new...
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m watching a video that someone has made for ‘Keep On Pumpin’ It’ by Visionmasters featuring Kylie. It’s all old school raves and people are off their fucking tits, it’s great. This girl is my favourite. Some of these people will be grandparents. The whole video is here. youtu.be/-_q4X_OryIo?...
A young woman, dancing, off her chops, in a pair of dungarees that she has fashioned a massive letter E on the front of.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You should have told us you were there. We’ve just got back.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fecting
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Slow Gods and Antimemetics are brilliant. Will stick the other one on my list immediately.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Comment from BBC Radio PDG on a sitcom script many years ago (levelled as a criticism): “Most of the comedy in this script seems to come from character and situation…”
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I love it when humans get involved in animal politics. When I moved house 20 years ago, the local paper had the headline “HORROR IN THE PARK!” followed by the subheading: “PASSERSBY STAND HELPLESS AS GEESE ATTACK SWAN”. And that’s how I knew I was living in the suburbs.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A classic Star Trek title card for lost episode “Doohan, Wolf and Nuts” in which the crew’s five year mission is changed from seeking new life and civilisations to taking aging actor James Doohan to a distant world and watching his reaction to a wolf eating nuts.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Every interview with a tech CEO youtube.com/shorts/ZseOJ...
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Every interview with a tech CEO
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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Alex Sobel MP @alexsobel.co.uk · 01/05/2026
Renters: your rights are changing today 🚨 I explain which parts of the Renters’ Rights Act are now in force 👇 #RentersRights #Housing #RentersReform
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It’s #EdBallsDay again, so to celebrate here’s the most viral thing I ever made… www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhqo...
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Ed Balls, The Shining
YouTube video by markoswin
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
National Express from Golders Green, Jamie - it’s your only hope!
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Drink. It. In.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In the new series, PC Plum (Edward Woodward) returns to Balamory following the disappearance of Penny Pocket's daughter. After finding a hare buried in the grave of Josie Jump, Plum's enquiries lead him to the Island's Laird (Miles Jupp) who has sinister plans to revive the island's failing harvest.
A BBC news headline about the new and returning cast of Balamory, after 21 years.
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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Marco Rubio exits, with commentary from One Man and his Dog.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In the new series, PC Plum (Edward Woodward) returns to Balamory following the disappearance of Penny Pocket's daughter. After finding a hare buried in the grave of Josie Jump, Plum's enquiries lead him to the Island's Laird (Miles Jupp) who has sinister plans to revive the island's failing harvest.
A BBC news headline about the new and returning cast of Balamory, after 21 years.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Now they’re saying that The Terminator is so rugged it looks alien. Well, 80’s Arnie may be pretty rugged, but he’s not alien, he’s from the future! Honestly, I thought these people were supposed to be the cream of humanity.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Outrageous! We’ve spent billions sending these so-called astronauts to the Moon and I’ve just heard them say they’re sat there watching The Terminator. Do some bloody work, you floaty lay-a-bouts!
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Leeds Civic Trust @leedscivictrust.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We're proud to announce an art competition to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Leeds Charter. There are 2 categories: under 16s & people aged 16+. 6 entries from each category will be exhibited at Leeds Corn Exchange in July. 🔗Details zurl.co/vIyut
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Went to see Gorillaz in Bradford yesterday. Stood near the merch stand, I looked across and saw a ten year-old lad clutching a vinyl LP of the latest album and just… staring at it in wonder. Eating up every detail of the cover, amazed to be holding it in his hands. The joy of having real things.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’d say Killer of Killers is well worth your time. An anthology that isn’t really, which expands gloriously on the themes of Prey. Plus it’s animated, which is a Good Thing.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
And finally; I also failed to ruin legendary CBBC comedy drama The Dumping Ground, now on it’s 14th series and being consistently all brilliant and that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBGY...
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The Dumping Ground is Back! | Series 14 Preview | BBC iPlayer
YouTube video by CBBC
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
And while we’re on stuff I currently have on TV, the brilliant basketball sitcom HIGH HOOPS is also on CBBC and iPlayer and has been equally unruined by my involvement www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q14...
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High Hoops is Back! | Series 2 Preview | BBC iPlayer
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Here’s a nice thing for crap times: sci-fi comedy adventure Girl Troop V Aliens is on CBBC and iPlayer now - and it’s not even slightly ruined by having had me write an episode www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut0g...
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Girl Troop vs Aliens | Official Preview | CBBC
YouTube video by CBBC
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just finished watching the excellent Dirty Business on Channel 4. If you haven’t seen it, please do. You can also add your name to this petition: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...
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End the sewage pollution scandal
We're sick of it. Sick of the lies, sick of the greed, and sick of a system rigged against us. This is a scandal and this dirty business must end. For more than 30 years water companies have put corpo...
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Writers' Guild of Great Britain @writersguildgb.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
1/ In response to the House of Lords Communications and Digital Committee’s report on AI, copyright and the creative industries, published today (6 March 2026), WGGB General Secretary Ellie Peers said:
Image description. Blue flyer has the following words: We welcome this report and the recommendations that have been made to Government, particularly the urge to legislators not to overlook the “economic powerhouse” that is our creative industry in the rush to embrace generative AI systems.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh YES! Douze points please! youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8
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LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Official Music Video | #Eurovision2026
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Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer. 🧵 1/5
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyone else finding it hard to concentrate on doing notes on a sitcom script today…?
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This couldn’t be clearer. Bannon’s texts to Epstein in mid July 2018 - “overthrowing May right now” and in “London with Boris” as well as his appearance on LBC with Nigel Farage are prettying damning evidence of a cross party plot with foreign backing
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Too late to let Burnham run…?
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Nice piece on the legendary 1 in 12 Club in The Guardian - and even a passing reference to the all-night raves. It felt like a home-from-home in the 90s (if you go to their FB page you can find a photo of a skinny me DJing on the bottom floor. But don’t do that) www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
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‘Fascists threatened us but we always took them on’: the anarchic Bradford club still fighting after 45 years
A new book and podcast tell the story of a 1 in 12, a venue that used community and artistic passion as bulwarks against poverty and grim politics. Its founders and key acts recall gigs, plays and pra...
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is excellent (although “reverse-centaur” sounds like some kind of shagging position involving a horse) www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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AI companies will fail. We can salvage something from the wreckage | Cory Doctorow
AI is asbestos in the walls of our tech society, stuffed there by monopolists run amok. A serious fight against it must strike at its roots
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Tram! At last! Get in!
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
What’s this? I’m STILL not in any starters packs? Unbelievable!
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Bradford City of Culture closing ceremony. What an amazing year! Huge congrats to everyone involved, particularly the missus.
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Mark Oswin @markoswin.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Oh - are people slagging off a movie they haven’t seen based on a trailer again? Brilliant. Well done everyone. You are all heroes.
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