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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

this website desperately needs baseball season to start

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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I should need a jacket in Denver on January 4

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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

This new Chesapeake Oyster Catchers logo was released earlier this year and what exactly was the approval process?

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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Just swallowed a bottle of Tylenol and now I’m amazing at Blackjack

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Not that facts matter anymore, but you can already get cane sugar Coke fairly readily in the Western US.......

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

The person who came up with the name 'quishing' for this scam method needs to be tied to an anthill. www.9news.com/article/mone...

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Tough week for some legacy names in West Michigan with Kellog's being sold and Howard Miller shutting its plant down.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Where were you when, by all measures, the most predictable thing ever happened?

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

DEEP DISH COMMUNION WAFERS

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 01/04/2025

let's keep Bluesky an April Fools-free zone, that shit is for dorks only

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

welcome to opening day, if you wanted a game on during the afternoon to entertain yourself you can fuck off sincerely, rob manfred

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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

DENVER, FALSE SPRING IS ALMOST OVER AND THEN IT'S BACK TO WINTER'S BULLSHIT. THE GOOD NEWS IS IT AIN'T OVER YET — POOL PARTY AT MY PLACE @ NOON, BRING YR SPLIFFS, MAI TAIS AND LOOSE MORALS. SUN: 69°/39° MON: 62°/34° TUE: 45°/23° WED: 55°/28° THU: 49°/26° FRI: 39°/24° FREAKING SNOW

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

With single day lift tickets near or over $300 at Vail properties, I would think Cooper’s visits would be soaring…..

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Charles Я. Davis @charliearchy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

We used to kid PHo about their music, but it’s time to have a serious conversation about Cosmo and Aria. Last night Stuck In The Middle With You got me to cash out and leave Cosmo. And just now in Aria

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

The numbers have to be getting soft around these parts if we were able to score this upgrade at check-in on a Saturday afternoon

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

12" of snow overnight and mid-50s tomorrow. Let the street flooding begin!

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

They’re going to use this as justification to just stop paying Social Security. Period.

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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Happy “Sweet 17” to this huggable, wuvable fuzzy fella! 😍

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Annndd…Congratulations Totinos. It was a tight contest but you’ve won the WTF title versus a very strong field this year.

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

that ad was cursed

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Let’s go ahead and add in the Tubi people. The fuck was that?

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Nike ad with the stars of Women’s sports backed by Whole Lotta Love for the win

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Eagles D front 4 is absolutely wrecking everything

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Holy crap. A poster on Discord for The Lines posted a suggestion for Cooper Dejean as an anytime TD scorer at +2800 early this morning.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Chiefs have trailed by 10 in every Super Bowl under Andy Reid. They’ve got the Eagles right where they want them.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Dallas Goedert to record a reception✅ (Has to go through 5 screenshots to find it)

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I guess YouTube TV didn’t realize a spectator was killed by an errant hammer throw in Colorado Springs 2 weeks ago.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

The sports betting apps should have a function to let your print paper tickets or printouts. I miss the Super Bowl pile of paper tickets that made it easier to track

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I have seen hell. It is Safeway directly across the street from a King Soopers where the staff is on strike.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Make that 2022. Time has been doing its blend-y thing a lot the last couple of years

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Mr. Red @mr-red.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Happy “Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder” Day to all those who celebrate.

Screen shot of a tweet from this day in 2020 by the San Miguel sheriff department about there being a large boulder the size of a small boulder in the middle of the road.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Might as well flip a coin. Review not likely to be very useful here.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I’ve been ok-to-indifferent with what little experience I’ve had with games with Brady on the call this year. Might have to watch the Super Bowl with the sound down, though.

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

those opening drives

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.

Is Your Team Serious? – AFC

AFC East
Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott)
Dolphins — not quite serious
Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history
Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great!

AFC North
Bengals — fun! but not serious
Browns — not fun and not serious
Ravens — very fun and very serious
Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious

AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office.

AFC West
Broncos — getting serious
Chargers — these poor asses rent
Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious
Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut]

Is Your Team Serious? - NFC

NFC East
Commanders – newly serious after 30 years of wearing pants with self-inflating whoopie cushions sewn into the ass
Cowboys – arguably the worst kind of unserious
Eagles – serious!
Giants – ironclad certainty that they’re serious as their pants repeatedly fall down. like a clown in a business suit, trying to type emails on a Speak & Spell, honking their nose thoughtfully while a team of mimes act out the Q2 rainbow wig budget. pathetic!

NFC North
Bears — the unseriousness has entered middle age
Lions — serious at long last
Packers — serious
Vikings — serious … and purple

NFC South
Bucs – as serious as a pirate-themed outfit in Tampa can be
Falcons – might be serious if not for their numerous affronts to forgotten but powerful gods and vast collection of haunted dolls
Panthers – unserious
Saints – unserious, but bonus points for putting off salary cap hell for like 15 years now

NFC West
Cardinals – unserious but trending up
49ers – I will call them serious if no one talks to me about Brock Purdy
Rams – serious…ly annoying!
Seahawks – serious-adjacent. in the parking lot of Serious Depot. making offers on houses in Seriouston, etc.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I think I speak for most Americans when I ask - can we be done with the Jennifer Coolidge Discover Card ad campaign?

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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Fed up with living in interesting times

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

News orgs need to start stressing that you can’t build a municipal water system that will hold up when dozens, let alone hundreds, of hydrants are open at once. This was true in Superior, CO 3 years ago and the scale of things in LA multiple times larger.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

If the 3" of snow has you so terrified you are driving your Lexus All Wheel Drive SUV 10mph with your hazards on, maybe stay home. Or move back to Texas or wherever you arrived here from.

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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 04/01/2025

Flavor Flav dressed up as a jar of mayonnaise and then dumped a cooler filled with mayo on the Minnesota football coach's bald head. That is an entirely factual sentence. College football is the greatest sport.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Notre Dame scored 17 points in 54 seconds. The Chicago Bears have scored 20 points in the 1st quarter. In the 2024 regular seasons so far. Total.

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Seems like at least one of the two ASU guys shouldn’t have let that receiver get behind them

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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

NBC needs to get a grip on themselves this morning.

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