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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
‘J.A. Happ’ ??
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Haven't Giants fans suffered enough?
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Credit to whomever I stole the phrase from. I was having the same kind of philosophical debate with myself last night about Clint Eastwood with his film legacy vs the history of how he has treated a lot of women in his life.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Separating the art and the artist has always been tough and seems to be getting harder.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Very much so. Record, or near record, low snowpack in the mountains and after about 2” yesterday we are approximately a 1/3 of normal for the season for precipitation for the Metro area.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Being from that side of the state I don’t ever recall lake effect being hyphenated. I see the NWS doesn’t hyphenate on at least 1 page. I’m on pileup as one word . Not sure chain-reaction should be hyphenated either.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
this website desperately needs baseball season to start
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I should need a jacket in Denver on January 4
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This new Chesapeake Oyster Catchers logo was released earlier this year and what exactly was the approval process?
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Just swallowed a bottle of Tylenol and now I’m amazing at Blackjack
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Not that facts matter anymore, but you can already get cane sugar Coke fairly readily in the Western US.......
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The person who came up with the name 'quishing' for this scam method needs to be tied to an anthill. www.9news.com/article/mone...
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Tough week for some legacy names in West Michigan with Kellog's being sold and Howard Miller shutting its plant down.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Where were you when, by all measures, the most predictable thing ever happened?
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
They show up to watch the other team.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
DEEP DISH COMMUNION WAFERS
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The Freakonomics podcast did a 2-part series on this a while ago that made me want to throw my phone.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
A million years ago working in a Menards-ish place a coworker (also a fan) and I had an ongoing bit of randomly asking ‘Does your dog bite?’ when it was slow and/or we needed to lighten things up.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Wait, that’s the other account… 😀
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Not any more…..,,
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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 01/04/2025
let's keep Bluesky an April Fools-free zone, that shit is for dorks only
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
welcome to opening day, if you wanted a game on during the afternoon to entertain yourself you can fuck off sincerely, rob manfred
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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
DENVER, FALSE SPRING IS ALMOST OVER AND THEN IT'S BACK TO WINTER'S BULLSHIT. THE GOOD NEWS IS IT AIN'T OVER YET — POOL PARTY AT MY PLACE @ NOON, BRING YR SPLIFFS, MAI TAIS AND LOOSE MORALS. SUN: 69°/39° MON: 62°/34° TUE: 45°/23° WED: 55°/28° THU: 49°/26° FRI: 39°/24° FREAKING SNOW
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
With single day lift tickets near or over $300 at Vail properties, I would think Cooper’s visits would be soaring…..
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Charles Я. Davis @charliearchy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We used to kid PHo about their music, but it’s time to have a serious conversation about Cosmo and Aria. Last night Stuck In The Middle With You got me to cash out and leave Cosmo. And just now in Aria
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The numbers have to be getting soft around these parts if we were able to score this upgrade at check-in on a Saturday afternoon
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
12" of snow overnight and mid-50s tomorrow. Let the street flooding begin!
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
They’re going to use this as justification to just stop paying Social Security. Period.
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Happy “Sweet 17” to this huggable, wuvable fuzzy fella! 😍
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Annndd…Congratulations Totinos. It was a tight contest but you’ve won the WTF title versus a very strong field this year.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
that ad was cursed
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Let’s go ahead and add in the Tubi people. The fuck was that?
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Nike ad with the stars of Women’s sports backed by Whole Lotta Love for the win
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’d like to see proof of the bona fides of the person who signed off on that. And of all the flying facial hair ads also for that matter
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Eagles D front 4 is absolutely wrecking everything
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Holy crap. A poster on Discord for The Lines posted a suggestion for Cooper Dejean as an anytime TD scorer at +2800 early this morning.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Chiefs have trailed by 10 in every Super Bowl under Andy Reid. They’ve got the Eagles right where they want them.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Dallas Goedert to record a reception✅ (Has to go through 5 screenshots to find it)
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I guess YouTube TV didn’t realize a spectator was killed by an errant hammer throw in Colorado Springs 2 weeks ago.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The sports betting apps should have a function to let your print paper tickets or printouts. I miss the Super Bowl pile of paper tickets that made it easier to track
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The recently embalmed corpse of Fay Vincent would still be a better commissioner if they just taped him to the chair Weekend at Bernie’s style
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I swear MLB owners hate their fans.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I have seen hell. It is Safeway directly across the street from a King Soopers where the staff is on strike.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Well....that's a headline www.mlive.com/news/kalamaz...
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Portage Public Schools considers moving pornography lesson to sixth grade
The lesson can be made age appropriate for sixth graders, according to the district.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Make that 2022. Time has been doing its blend-y thing a lot the last couple of years
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Stayed at this resort in August of ‘23 for a wedding and almost everybody in the group got sick. Wish I was joking www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...
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Toronto woman says she was asked to sign NDA after husband dealt with food poisoning at Dominican Republic resort
A Toronto woman says that she was pressed to sign a non-disclosure agreement after her husband fell violently ill from something that he believes he ate at a resort in the Dominican Republic and on-si...
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Mr. Red @mr-red.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Happy “Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder” Day to all those who celebrate.
Screen shot of a tweet from this day in 2020 by the San Miguel sheriff department about there being a large boulder the size of a small boulder in the middle of the road.
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Mark Moormann (NOT a film director) @markmoormann.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Might as well flip a coin. Review not likely to be very useful here.
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