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Mario O Lewis

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43 years of being a Cubs fan prepares one for this political moment

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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
…guys, this isn’t hard, it’s the fucking cost of living
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Virgos of the world unite!… or say will, later… but actually we’re going to stay home and re watch VEEP again.
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump says he'll pay for TV ads that praised him and which government funded www.cnbc.com/2026/10/05/t...
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Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is “not digital shit” for a thousand Alex?
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_...
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Joshua Chamberlain - Wikipedia
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wife is from Brunswick ME, home of Bowdoin college. Every time we go there I’m reminded Joshua Lawerence Chamberlain a liberal arts professor and civil war lieutenant who on the critical day at the critical location won the battle of Gettysburg. So pour one out for those well versed on philosophy
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woooow, Bloomberg over here just figured out that water is wet…!
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What is “their enemy is empathy”?
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
30yrs in the senate and this is the best she’s got..?
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Death to those who don’t use the Oxford Comma….” Thank you for attending my TED talk.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear Maine Democrats -- Here's your new commercial. You're welcome.
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CU The pube?
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fenway at the same time
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I currently sitting at Fenway watching the RedSox v Cubs…. I’m a dead man.
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fine, fuck him, may this voter eat shit and die
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How long does it take you for a sketch like that? Minutes?… seconds?!!!.. MILLISECONDS?!!!!!!!
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry, Couldn’t hear you over the sound of this lovely New England sweater weather…
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I must know how this resolves
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me, a Maine voter,
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Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@milesofgray.bsky.social single handily reminding Tv on the Radio exist and fucking rock.
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
…. Fuck yeah
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apropos of nothing the administrations comms director / religious propagandist clarified “of course these will be Christian ground based lasers, Not Jewish space lasers”
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If he wants to be such a good russian boy then may he go to the front lines and catch the business end of a Ukrainian drone…
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s me, and correct…
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why? Because physics doesn’t respect borders and democratic backsliding in one nation impacts all democracies. Coalitions must be built and reinforced GLOBALLY *now*, so that we can build the people power necessary to protect freedom and advancement for all humankind.
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me, in Maine, wearing my cubs 2016 WS championship hoodie…
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Hold The Line Meme Reaction
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No shit, the last thing I listened to at the gym before I saw a new episode had dropped
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Snake meet tail…
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LEFT: Donald Trump today, dozing off as the names of those who died on 9/11 are read. RIGHT: Joe Biden today, paying respects to those lost on 9/11. Who's "sleepy" now, loser?
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shocked, shocked! I say
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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Eleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As a proud Ball State alum (BS Architecture 06) I say.. Hell yeah cardinals, 3 points, fuck them up!
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me as a child when I realized my hometown was founded by “John Conner”… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conners...
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For some reason this is reminding me of how everyone in my undergrad Arch program had a copy of $8000 Maya Unlimited 3d modeling while also not having a dime to their name… have at it torrents!
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
… no
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I posit you this…
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Eat shit you fat old fuck.
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What in the Ball State University circa 2003 is going on here! www.wthr.com/article/news...
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gods aim sucks
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Mario O Lewis @mariool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Home Alone Girl: 'Les Incompetents'
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Just B. @blairtheblueprint.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
If my 2026 self had a chance to tell my 2019 self what to expect, I would take her to the nearest psychiatric hospital lol.
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