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Mario Alegre Femenías

@marioalegre.proximatanda.com
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Journalist / Film Critic 🎬 from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 Repertoire Film Curator 🎞️ Bilingual Boricua ✉️ Newsletter www.proximatanda.com 📷 Photography portraitmode.io/profile/marioalegre 🍿 Letterboxd boxd.it/czX 🔗 linktr.ee/marioalegre

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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 24/09/2026
I found this really funny when I read it three weeks ago. Now? After watching the added footage? It’s hilarious.
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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that HBO compelled even this lukewarm non-apology out of one of the modern world's proudest and more powerful bigots means that her hatred is actually affecting their bottom line.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 26/07/2026
George Miller will probably never get to make another big budget studio film, while a hack like Shawn Levy keeps landing jobs.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 25/07/2026
That sounds very promising. I recently finished Angel Down (loved it) and I’m about to start Whalefall, so that one will be next.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don't think Disney expected The Odyssey to bomb, but they definitely weren't counting on it it doing so well that dropping a Doomsday trailer feels like even more of a wet fart, "I'm here too!" gesture.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 19/07/2026
I’m sure I wasn’t the only one wishing he’d fall on his face in one of those steps.
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Mikey O'Leary @michaelroleary.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In an unprecedented turn of events, Spain has defeated FIFA at the FIFA World Cup.
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Henry #7291 @guitarcafe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck Milei. Fuck Trump. Fuck Netanyahu. Fuck FIFA.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 19/07/2026
The Muppets and the kids: not guilty.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 19/07/2026
I’m sorry if I don’t buy this whole Hallelujah/We Are the World bullshit from a FIFA halftime show performed in the United States of America.
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Stanley Pignal @spignal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt has never been so robbed since the British Museum left the country
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 07/07/2026
Fine, I’ll settle for 4-1.
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Nsync - Bye Bye Bye Music Video
ALT: Nsync - Bye Bye Bye Music Video
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Negin Owliaei @neginowl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Would like to point out that Belgium couldn’t score on Iran in 90 minutes 💅
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Landon Palmer @landonpalmer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Very 2026 for the USA to be both assisted by corruption and lose embarrassingly on an international stage
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 07/07/2026
Please let this game end 5-1 🙏🤣
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 07/07/2026
Good old days. 🫶
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ᛗɪᴄнᴁʟƔ ᛯᚰ @rugbydraken.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Hi Gianni.....yeah, that doesn't count right?"
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 07/07/2026
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Schitt's Creek: David Rose says 'You and Me Both'
ALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose says 'You and Me Both'
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 04/07/2026
CABO VERDE PUÑEEEEEEEEE
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 03/07/2026
Congrats to VAR. Another world cup robbery.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ACAB includes VAR
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 20/09/2025
Support human art. Support the plurality of voices. Trans rights are human rights. We are all in this together. Resist what you know is wrong.
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Matt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Set contains one (1) all-time banger of a film and six coasters.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
To me it doesn’t matter if the U.S. team is good or not if this is how their government frames their success. So I hope they get knocked out
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 18/06/2026
Indeed. And we still have six more months of this to look forward to. Come November they’ll be talking like Jack Black tied to the pole in Tropic Thunder.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 18/06/2026
The Sorry We Fucked Up This One’s Different Please Come See Our Movie media tour continues
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
george rr martin in his usual captains hat and black outfit, looking happy at a film festival or whatever event that is pointedly not him writing the rest of a song of ice and fire
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 14/06/2026
As a very casual NBA watcher who has never sworn fealty to any team, I’m really happy for Spike Lee. Congrats, Knicks’ fans.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 08/06/2026
Gracias por el shoutout! 🙏😊
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 01/06/2026
The Filoniverse has no future at the movies, and Lucasfilm should be entering a new wave of panic mode that I'm sure will yield "fantastic" results, but what Disney should be thinking about right now is which movie that young audience will go see on December 17. Something tells me its not theirs.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 31/05/2026
Lo que está pasando en la taquilla no es normal. Está al garete. Pero es muy alentador.
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El fenomenal éxito de Backrooms y Obsession es un cambio de paradigma
Dos películas independientes de terror, hechas por veinteañeros, aplastaron este "weekend" a una de las mayores franquicias del cine en la taquilla. El cine está vivito y coleando... y cambiando.
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Fico Cangiano @ficocangiano.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
¡Ready pal verano! Aprovecha y consigue tu merch de #RetroTuesdays en Caribbean Cinemas. 🇵🇷 @marioalegre.proximatanda.com
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 31/05/2026
Oh fuck off, Polygon. Go watch it at the cinema.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 26/05/2026
There are people giving me shit because I didn't like... THIS 👇
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 22/05/2026
La primera producción cinematográfica de Star Wars en siete años debería sentirse mayor que esto. The Mandalorian and Grogu no es una película: es bing watching en el cine.
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El cine le queda grande a “The Mandalorian and Grogu”
Parafraseando a un viejo maestro Jedi, "this isn't the Star Wars cinematic experience you are looking for".
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 20/05/2026
You have to hand it to R. Johnson. Whatever you think of TLJ (I love it), he broke the Star Wars cinematic experience, maybe beyond repair. Every single film after it has been the safest shit possible. He tried to show us a way forward, a vocal minority hated it, Disney panicked, and here we are.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 20/05/2026
Ah… riiiiight.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 20/05/2026
Project Hail Mary is high art?
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 13/05/2026
My copy can’t ship soon enough
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 08/05/2026
Same. I asked about memorable blind buys.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 07/05/2026
Is the spider OK??
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 01/05/2026
Quizá me fui muy personal en esta reseña, pero me sorprendió la sacudida que me dio y no me esperaba.
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"The Devil Wears Prada 2" es deprimente, y sí, esto es un cumplido
La moda está de show, el elenco es un encanto y la radiografía que realiza acerca del estado actual del periodismo es tan certera como devastadora.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 01/05/2026
THREADS! Primero Testament y ahora esta. Falta que Arrow saque The Day After
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 01/05/2026
Watch how Disney attaches the Doomsday trailer to this in a desperate attempt to inflate its opening weekend numbers.
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Mario Alegre Femenías @marioalegre.proximatanda.com · 30/04/2026
I Hope That I Don’t Fall in Love With You - Tom Waits Girl from North Country - Bob Dylan Quien fuera - Silvio Rodríguez Black - Pearl Jam Sinnerman - Nina Simone Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead Elegie - Patti Smith Fast Car - Tracy Chapman De música ligera - Soda Stereo The Passenger - Iggy Pop
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This piece by @mangiotto.bsky.social, without a doubt my favorite living film critic, is the only thing anyone needs to read about the MJ movie (and in fact a thing everyone should read)
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