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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re my kind of people. Respect this choice.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, me too, please.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m listening to Hemlock & Silver by T. Kingfisher.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you for sharing this thread. It brought tears to my eyes.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I laughed out loud. Thank you.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on - if your position is that the president of the United States and his family should be immune from IRS scrutiny, you’re unqualified to be the Attorney General. It’s an indictment on our entire system that 50 GOP Senators don’t agree.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Solomon. Please come to Portland. I would love to meet you in real life.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/07/2026
Please avoid all salads, including word.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Same.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🤭
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
CJ (@ceeeeeeejt) on Twitter: "What’s something in society that’s completely mislabeled?" 
ceej (@ceejoyner): "Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I don't need a boyfriend, I need someone who treats me how I treat my cat (tells me how gorgeous I am whenever I enter a room and feeds me when I scream at them)
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tips For Supporting Public Media — theonion.com/tips-for-sup...
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Tips For Supporting Public Media
The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media.  Contact your senator with thoughts on the Downton Abbey finale. While grocery ...
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Thank you for being this feed to my attention!
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Number three
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I like the first one
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
a big part of being 40 is having terrible neck pain and then spending increasingly large amounts of money in search of the perfect pillow
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/02/2026
Accidents happen But they still cause injury Even if you don’t mean to do it Accidents cause injury Take care of the injury even if its an accident
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The first one.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
That’s the one diet I could stick to.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/02/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Seriously, it shouldn't be hard to identify the other reporters in the Oval Office and to ask them why they remain silent when the president of the United States verbally attacks one of their colleagues.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I like the first one.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The first one.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I love this picture of you.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Multnomah Country, Oregon, has posted warnings to residents that ICE agents are impersonating utility workers. You read that right. ICE is now impersonating utility workers in order to gain access to people's homes and businesses without a warrant. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
oregonlive.com
ICE officers impersonating utility workers, Oregon lawmaker says
NW Natural issues notice telling public how to ID its employees and contractors.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I like the second cartoon.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/01/2026
People are touch deprived... while at the same time incubated in a society that is intimacy avoidant
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 31/12/2025
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 31/12/2025
Fym yall at odds??? Do you know how crazy life is??? How short the time we have here is? How much time is wasted bull 💩?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
they should invent a 2026 planner that does the things you write in them
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Here in the Midwest, data centers threaten to suck up fresh water from our Great Lakes. Just one of may examples includes a Microsoft plant now under construction near Racine, WI that is expected to use upwards of 8 MILLION gallons a day. A day! That is not okay.
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I hate dreaming about work. It's like I'm working overtime and not getting paid for it.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 10/12/2025
The thing about being president... if you cant make things better...Don't make things worse
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Yeah man, let’s make all those new mothers for whom breastfeeding doesn’t work that well feel even shittier about their situation. Asshole.
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Best of luck, Jerry. 🤞🏼
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/11/2025
‘Vacant’ means open or free. ‘Vacation’ means freedom from work. Ok, time for a break.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/11/2025
I don’t care if pope John Paul the second is in there…. GO to jail and go to Hell!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 12/11/2025
Name all the names!
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Why is every Democrat not responding like this, truly
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
"If you cannot trust the [NYT] to be honest about the president [of the US] posting a depiction of himself dropping a load of literal shit on the American people, you can never trust the [NYT] to fully detail Trump's misdeeds." @jamisonfoser.bsky.social www.findinggravity.net/the-new-york...
But the news media's coverage (or lack thereof) of Trump's video demonstrates not only their normalization of Trump's insanity, as Jacob put it, but their dishonesty as well. The New York Times knows damn well what the "brown liquid" in Trump's video was. It was not subtle, as either visual or metaphor. By pretending there was some ambiguity about what Trump was dropping, the Times lied to its readers. If you cannot trust the New York Times to be honest about the president of the United States posting a depiction of himself dropping a load of literal shit on the American people, you can never trust the New York Times to fully detail Trump's misdeeds. This is not a complex tax proposal about which it is difficult to draw definitive conclusions. This is a video of Donald Trump shitting on America, posted by Donald Trump. There is no uncertainty here, except that invented by the New York Times for the purposes of soft-peddling the man's cruelty and the dangerously incomplete deck of cards with which he is playing.

One of the most common defenses people inevitably offer for bad coverage by big media companies is that they're just giving the people what they want -- they cover things that get clicks, and don't cover things that don't. This would be a lousy defense even if it was true, as journalism should be about covering the important, not merely the popular. But it isn't really true, either, and the New York Times' coverage of this weekend's events demonstrates that. I'm pretty sure there's an audience for high-quality coverage of mass demonstrations that draw millions of Americans to protest their unpopular president. And, for better or worse, there's definitely an internet audience for "President Posts Video Of Himself Shitting On American People."
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Coffee for me, please @maredux.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I vote for Dora.
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