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Mardness

@mardness.bsky.social
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Nerd. rpger, tabletop wargamer. Just on here to follow cool people and to become a better human. He/Him

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really need to re-learn how to take photos of my tiny minis again. 2 weeks to go till the 6mm Tau take the field at a local tourney! #warmongers #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings #warhammer40k #minipainting
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My partner had an amazing surprise for me when I got home today. A beautiful print from @wrenmcdonald.bsky.social Now to find afram and choose which wall is getting jazzed up with some mecha evolution
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Post your green art! (Throw back to the 6mm Dark Angels army of 2019) #wargaming #6mm #tinytoys
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another little project finally marked off. I rescued a pile of old RT marines 10 years ago in various states. Over the last few weeks between work calls I've been touching them up and highlighting them with AK pens. Pretty happy with how they've finished up. #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings #oldhammer
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Test scheme for the new epic army. I have 6 weeks to get the whole army ready, here we go! #nerdlings
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have a new tiny 6mm tau army to paint for a tourney in a few months. A new 40k 2nd ed Tallarn army that's just arrived on my desk and I still need to tonight of various other projects. But now I'm eyeing off saga! My poor hobby brain is pulled in too many directions
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Been working on my old Rogue Trader marines from 10+ years ago. It's been an excuse to see what i can do with AK pens knocking out touching up these minis between work projects without having to break out the brush and paints. #nerdlings #warhammer #miniaturepainting
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you see this post, post a soldier/knight!
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Quote with your badass women!
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you feel like it)
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Drop something black! #nerdlings
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RenoBee @renobee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Love is real and it's two strangers in an MMO jumping up and down.
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Bassano @bassano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer
A Japanese mascot dressed as Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring in front of a promotional poster for the same at a press conference in Japan
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So keen. Tomorrow we cracked out the Sisters for a 1500pt old school tournament tomorrow. 40k 2nd ed at it's finest. Photo dump to come through the day. #warhammer #nerdlings #paintingwarhammer #oldhammer
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Finally getting back on the painting wagon. Have a little warhammer 2nd ed event coming up this weekend. So here's a quick snapshot of my Fraternis militia for my sisters. Army shot by Friday of the 1500pts #nerdlings #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
So with the lads at the local club we're all dipping our toes back into 2nd ed for some old school nostalgia. So I thought I'd share what's graced my table the start of 2026. First squad of Plague marines and my Nurgle Sorceror #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If you see this, post something that isn't 28mm. #nerdlings #warhammer
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Guy with the thickest Scandinavian accent you can have before you're no longer speaking English: Hey guys today we're going to be talking about painting your minis. But before we get started I want to talk for between 4 and 35 minutes about our sponsor, a company whose website no longer exists.
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Tournament weekend down under. Time for the Vampire Counts to take the field! #paintingminiatures #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings #wargaming
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I took the army I always wanted as a kid to my first old world tournament. I've loved every minute of painting all the different heraldry. Still more to go, but I'm feeling really proud of how far I've come. #warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingminiatures #oldhammer
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 02/01/2024
Trans Am
A picture of a white 70s pontiac trans am with pink and blue stripes up the hood in trans flag colours. Trans Am. Trans Trans Am.
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Mardness @mardness.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
First post, better make it nerdy. Really happy with how the ruins came up for my local club. First time I've really done terrain at a 40k scale
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