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Marcella Arguello

@marcellacomedy.bsky.social
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Comedian. Writer. Actor. Bitch. linktr.ee/marcellacomedy

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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shout out to whoever’s puttin these stickers where they need to be
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He said San Diego and LA like they dont know where the white house and mar a lago are.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
It's time again DC people. Make your holiday plans early. Featuring @cerromerussell.blacksky.app www.dccomedyloft.com/events/134183
Felonious Munk at the DC Comedy Loft. December 18-20. Show times for the 18th 7:30 and 9:45. For the 19th 7p and 9p. And 6p on the 20th3 pics of Munk on the Comedy Loft stage i. A blue track suit. Caprions says "The gym gains 💪🏾💪🏾🤣" and felonious_munk is tagged.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait who was I with that time outside a liquor store at a comedy festival when some underage kids came up and asked if we would buy them booze and I said no get the fuck outta here and they looked at the male comics, asked them and I repeated myself while the comics looked at those boys like this🤣🤣🤣
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So are the tsa pre check lines longer because they want people to sign up for touchless tsa pre check so they can hand over your face to flock cameras like why tf are yall so quick to hand over all your information was it the normalization of unlocking your phone with your face what is it
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fargo North Dakota Tonight & Tomorrow!
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight!
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CHICAGO THURSDAY FUN LINE UP TEN BUCKS SEE YOU THEN!!
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Check me out on Nicole Byers podcast this week!! headgum.com/why-wont-you...
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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer - You Should Date a Short King (w/ Marcella Arguello)
We’ve all heard the persistent dating mandate that the ideal man needs to be over 6ft tall. But what happens when you’re a 6"2 woman facing a dating pool of tall men who have coasted by on their heigh...
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nick, I dont know you. Stop talking to me like that.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of course social media suppresses flyers and doesnt show them to your followers even after you pay for ads, they want everyone staying online, inside and arguing all night. So this is your reminder to leave the house and SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL WHATEVER THE FUCK!!!
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CHICAGO THURSDAY FUN LINE UP TEN BUCKS SEE YOU THEN!!
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Check me out on Nicole Byers podcast this week!! headgum.com/why-wont-you...
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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer - You Should Date a Short King (w/ Marcella Arguello)
We’ve all heard the persistent dating mandate that the ideal man needs to be over 6ft tall. But what happens when you’re a 6"2 woman facing a dating pool of tall men who have coasted by on their heigh...
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks! Maybe next year
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😆
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boner city on todays episode of The Daily Zeitgeist! Check it out its a fun one: www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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LEFTIST Joe Rogan, Pepper Spray Is Golden 09.22.26 - The Daily Zeitgeist | iHeart
<p>In episode 2129, Jack and Miles are joined by actor, writer, and stand-up comedian, <a href='https://www.marcellacomedy.com/'>Marcella Arguello</a>, to discuss&hellip; Logan Brothers At Pentagon, T...
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The coverage of Piker made so much more sense once I realized they see him as a business competitor.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Final tour date is finally here! Fargo ND see you soon. Tell a damn friend!!
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let him believe this. Its all he has.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some people think breakfast for dinner is CRAZY of course they don’t understand the concept of trans people or womens rights.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Idk, the internet somewhere many years ago
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Please buy a ticket, she needs the sales as part of her work release program.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Central Valley - I bring the terror tonight and tomorrow in Manteca! Low ticket warning!!! See ya this weekend!! 😈
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 11/09/2026
Feels like Connecticut is ahead of the curve on this.
ctinsider.com
Connecticut issues cease-and-desist orders to nine prediction market companies
When sports betting was approved by state lawmakers in 2021, betting on Connecticut college and university games was prohibited.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh. Oh oh my goodness my goodness my goodness
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AG Andrea Joy Campbell @massago.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Only law enforcement offices like your Attorney General have the authority to recover lost funds from crypto scams. Recently, my office took on a fraud investment scam and recovered $68,000 for a victim. If you or someone you know has been scammed, skip the tracing companies and call your AG.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A country addicted to gambling is absolutely gonna risk it all for a chance at 5k.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cant wait to be back in the 209 this weekend at my favorite club in the Central Valley!!! Come see me!!
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/09/2026
it is really actually insane that there isn’t a sitcom about baristas. like 90% of our economy is baristas.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
We've obviously learned by now there is no shaming those people.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😆
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hell you get helmet head as a civilian?
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🤣
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Men shouldn’t be allowed to say theyre six feet if six of those inches is forehead
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That fake NFL player who scammed those women is just proof women have zero standards when a man is tall.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chicago Next Week! My monthly show is back!! Always a fun time, just ask the regulars! Here’s my very much not AI flyer. See ya then.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
😆
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are you tellin me the only safe meat in this country is dick ??
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chicago Next Week! My monthly show is back!! Always a fun time, just ask the regulars! Here’s my very much not AI flyer. See ya then.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was the only ethical billionaire (because she never became one).
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is the irl version of men talkin shit online to women they dont know because its the only way they can get women to talk to them.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What if Ariana doesn’t have an eating disorder she just keeps eating all the recalled foods before theyre recalled
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Theyre easier when theyre HUGE 😆
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me and my big feet when we learned feet grow during perimenopause
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The media’s favorite disillusioned Trump voter story is, “I never thought he’d come for my young, hot second wife.”
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Silver lining is we’re gonna lose some ice agents cause they’re definitely gonna try and jack it with the electric gloves
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Should be a fun weekend.
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Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Chicago has snow days but the way this summer’s going I need them to implement sun days cause wtfff
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
The person in the background fed up😂😂😂😂
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