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Markus Barkus

@marble.bsky.social
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow I have a cut from my old job and a burn from my new job on the same arm..!
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
it's probably normal to burst into tears out of nowhere and then snap out of it 2 minutes later, right
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Let’s go Spain!!! 🇪🇸⚽️
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m a little happy England lost because it means I won’t get as swamped with delivery orders on Sunday lmao
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markus drawkus @marbledraws.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
ARTFIGHT IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!! i'll be posting things here! this is my 9th year. ♥️ artfight.net/~mccharmly #artfight #artfight2026
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Art Fight
An art gifting game
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A bit under 4 hours until artfight!!!! I’m hoping to post attacks on my art account, @marbledraws.bsky.social
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Dokpetra @dokpetra.com · 24/06/2026
flowers!!!!!!!!
youtu.be
SLURMCORE Tenderness by General Public
YouTube video by Dokpetra
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me having fun in the caves :)
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ummm… yeah… I’m blowing out your pilot light and making a wish…
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 06/06/2026
skeleton with sunglasses holding bread. text: I love abortion, the gate, immigrants, garlic bread
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"did you know nikki is the real villain of obsession?" did you kinow i will attack you
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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pigeons 💚
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
they should make a medicine or potion that makes you very good at learning python and then give it to me
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
AI generated images always look like dogshit and always make a company look worse for implementing tools to do so
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got really excited seeing Mark Duplass
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I liked it :)
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Bro the Backrooms has themes
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Being on the plane has me like, wow, look at the little houses, we’re really just one person, if only everyone had a little more compassion Being in big Tesco makes me like I’m gonna say a slur
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Dr Alex Bond @thelabandfield.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Leicester friends! Join me at @stnicholasleics.bsky.social next Saturday at 11am for a bird walk around the parish. Free event (bring your binoculars!). Details: stnicholasleicester.com/whats-on/urb...
stnicholasleicester.com
Urban Birdwatch with Dr Alex Bond — St Nicholas Church, Leicester
Join world renowned ornithologist Dr Alex Bond for an urban birdwatch following the parish boundary.
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And this guy started yelling at us in the street!
A cat standing in a doorway, his tail raised high. His coat is mostly white, with grey patterns on his ears and tail
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Yesterday we came across a group of thugs. They think they’re so intimidating, sitting on their bikes
Three cats - a tabby, grey and white tuxedo, and a ginger cat - all sat on the seats and storage of motorbikesThree cats - a tabby, grey and white tuxedo, and a ginger cat - all sat on the seats and storage of motorbikes
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This gorgeous lady was outside the bakery this morning. She was very friendly, sniffed my hand and let me give her an (1) pet
A calico tuxedo kitty. She’s sitting nicely with her paws in front of her. Polite. She’s looking up with big green eyes
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Every time I go to the taverna I am swarmed with little birds. @thelabandfield.bsky.social I think you need to make a note that these guys love to dine out
A little brown bird
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My wife is grumpy that I dragged her to a taverna for beer and hummus. Steak too juicy lobster too buttery ass
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I gave my single tablespoon of ouzo to Avery 😭 it’s too much for me
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
- 10 packs of twinings for €4
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
In Greece, there are - cats - birds - many variably sized statuettes of cocks and balls for purchase
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh my god
A little black and white tuxedo cat sitting with Greek ruins
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Tentomon Plush @zurgyheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nobody said it, but the true answer here is Prey (2006)
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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Evergreen headline.
Old BBC headline that reads: Baffling and concerning — what is wrong with England?
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Kevin Bird @stairwaytokevin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Meme of a tabby cat standing between two arrows making a cycle, the top says “I wake up” the bottom  says “there is something wringer with Britain”
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“I want a woman that’s a bit mean to me” well I don’t. Be niceys please. Or I’ll cry
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
fun fact my wife stumbled across this on youtube organically (i think through a ytp) and i was like, what the hell, i follow that guy
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.
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JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 06/05/2026
guy who puts one of those "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE I FOUND OUT HE WAS A NAZI" stickers on their Volkswagen Beetle
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
burger moment
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m like a child with an affliction
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Like, I have a pair of shorts, but they hug my thighs like nobody’s business These shorts though… I might become a shorts guy
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Finally got myself shorts
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
redundant statement. beaker already looks like lesbian beaker
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
omg. yes please
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i'm interested
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
after a really hard day at work i'm excited to have a day off to do some creative things! [gets a long text about everything i did wrong] nevermind i'm going back to bed
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What could possibly be worse than needing a haircut
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ahhh I forgot this exists
media.tenor.com
a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a hallway .
Alt: a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a hallway .
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
<fetid_king>
a bank of trashed computer monitors all showing distorted images of a cadaverous skeleton with a crown
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Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Unfollowed a bunch of accounts so my feed isn’t completely spammed and I can see my friends post lol
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