Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wow I have a cut from my old job and a burn from my new job on the same arm..! 020
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 05/08/2026it's probably normal to burst into tears out of nowhere and then snap out of it 2 minutes later, right 030
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’m a little happy England lost because it means I won’t get as swamped with delivery orders on Sunday lmao 170
Reposted by Markus Barkusmarkus drawkus @marbledraws.bsky.social · 01/07/2026ARTFIGHT IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!! i'll be posting things here! this is my 9th year. ♥️ artfight.net/~mccharmly #artfight #artfight2026artfight.netArt FightAn art gifting game 001
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A bit under 4 hours until artfight!!!! I’m hoping to post attacks on my art account, @marbledraws.bsky.social 020
Reposted by Markus BarkusDokpetra @dokpetra.com · 24/06/2026flowers!!!!!!!!youtu.beSLURMCORE Tenderness by General PublicYouTube video by Dokpetra 061
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Ummm… yeah… I’m blowing out your pilot light and making a wish… 030
Reposted by Markus BarkusTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 09/06/2026"did you know nikki is the real villain of obsession?" did you kinow i will attack you 1529914
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 10/06/2026they should make a medicine or potion that makes you very good at learning python and then give it to me 050
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 08/06/2026AI generated images always look like dogshit and always make a company look worse for implementing tools to do so 030
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Being on the plane has me like, wow, look at the little houses, we’re really just one person, if only everyone had a little more compassion Being in big Tesco makes me like I’m gonna say a slur 170
Reposted by Markus BarkusDr Alex Bond @thelabandfield.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Leicester friends! Join me at @stnicholasleics.bsky.social next Saturday at 11am for a bird walk around the parish. Free event (bring your binoculars!). Details: stnicholasleicester.com/whats-on/urb...stnicholasleicester.comUrban Birdwatch with Dr Alex Bond — St Nicholas Church, LeicesterJoin world renowned ornithologist Dr Alex Bond for an urban birdwatch following the parish boundary. 12815
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Yesterday we came across a group of thugs. They think they’re so intimidating, sitting on their bikes 130
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This gorgeous lady was outside the bakery this morning. She was very friendly, sniffed my hand and let me give her an (1) pet 190
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Every time I go to the taverna I am swarmed with little birds. @thelabandfield.bsky.social I think you need to make a note that these guys love to dine out 040
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 12/05/2026My wife is grumpy that I dragged her to a taverna for beer and hummus. Steak too juicy lobster too buttery ass 050
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I gave my single tablespoon of ouzo to Avery 😭 it’s too much for me 030
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 10/05/2026In Greece, there are - cats - birds - many variably sized statuettes of cocks and balls for purchase 150
Reposted by Markus BarkusTentomon Plush @zurgyheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Nobody said it, but the true answer here is Prey (2006) 16641180
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 08/05/2026“I want a woman that’s a bit mean to me” well I don’t. Be niceys please. Or I’ll cry 050
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 06/05/2026fun fact my wife stumbled across this on youtube organically (i think through a ytp) and i was like, what the hell, i follow that guy 000
Reposted by Markus BarkusCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC. 110129693677
Reposted by Markus BarkusJuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 06/05/2026guy who puts one of those "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE I FOUND OUT HE WAS A NAZI" stickers on their Volkswagen Beetle 0204
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Like, I have a pair of shorts, but they hug my thighs like nobody’s business These shorts though… I might become a shorts guy 030
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026redundant statement. beaker already looks like lesbian beaker 0100
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 24/04/2026after a really hard day at work i'm excited to have a day off to do some creative things! [gets a long text about everything i did wrong] nevermind i'm going back to bed 120
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 24/04/2026What could possibly be worse than needing a haircut 010
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Ahhh I forgot this existsmedia.tenor.coma little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a hallway .Alt: a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a hallway . 010
Reposted by Markus BarkusTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 15/04/2026<fetid_king> 71092278
Markus Barkus @marble.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Unfollowed a bunch of accounts so my feed isn’t completely spammed and I can see my friends post lol 020