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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gonna put this in my dating profile
Amazon product preferences from my account: "Gradually building coffee equipment ecosystem"
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is actually a good exercise because if you try to discuss politics with a right winger and you don't end up being completely disgusted by them, then you are also on "the other side"
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been my own wife this entire time, just never felt the need to make a big deal about it
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The average US voter is 90 years old and hasn't heard a top 20 hit since Phil Collins was up in there
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrap it up and put a bow on it folks, this discourse is officially over
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm realizing the only new music I listen to at all is UK drill so youchube algo just thinks I'm a badman from tottenham, not the target demo for texas country
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is this ideal Uber experience
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tried listening to the radio again recently and the only tolerable stations near me were reggae, so thats all i know now
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
95% of ubers I've been in are on the salsa station
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm an adult, where am I supposed to hear music i don't like? Unless you watch a lot of videos about guns and fishing pole reviews, you're not getting pushed country music on youtube, so where?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To me, Big Trouble in Little China / Prince of Darkness / They Live is a trilogy
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While I respect the confidence of naming your own album "The Best Dub Album in the World," this wasn't even the best dub album that Scientist released in 1980 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDr...
m.youtube.com
Scientist - The Best Dub Album In The World - Album
YouTube video by Koko roots
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know the more I learn about this guy, the more I don't care for him
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never forget how important it is
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im going to make an account there
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Half of those plots worked! Ya gotta hand it to them
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She really thought she was the leader of this entire site then she blocked everyone and left for a different app no one ever heard of
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I vaguely remember cookies, but not the dating part
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol I didnt even notice that
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Either, or. I'm not picky
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio
Their bio: Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bean dad vs corndad death match
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was that the same guy? In my mind they were all corndads
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haven't heard from him in a while, I'm assuming he's still on a posting strike
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember corndad?
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And it's fine, we like our little scraps. I somehow have like 15 Yes albums on vinyl and I dont even like Yes
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no lol
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's probably true that they don't teach this in schools
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Beatles
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Threads is an amazing place. And it's funny to use the most obvious example, but forget beatlemania, the entirety of pop music itself was directly targeted at teenage girls until the album era. After that it was 95% for teenage girls and 5% prog rock albums
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's very funny when people say they grew up drinking from the hose and turned out ok because you very clearly did not turn out ok. There was toxic fungus or some shit in that fuckin hose of yours, sorry
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's very sad that kids these days are prohibited from riding a bike
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At that age, just getting up in the morning deserves a big congrats
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gen X slop post from the person i'm replying to. It's not worth knowing any more than that, trust me
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zohran Mamdani, who by the way is going to make New York great again, is like the son I never had. Your favorite President sadly doesn't have any sons, but if I did they would be like Mr. Mamdani
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026
This thing I made two years ago continues to hold up pretty well
AI and consciousness political 2D grid.

Authoritarian
Al is not conscious and neither am I
Authoritarian
Left
Al is conscious but l am not
Authoritarian
Right
Economic-
Left
Economic-Right
Libertarian
Left
I am conscious but Al is not
Libertarian
Right
I am conscious and so is Al
Libertarian
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The problem with social media democratization of information is on one hand you get a bunch of loony right wing disinfo but on the other you get a lot of people, for the first time, learning true things which don't line up with American interests and one of these is way worse for business
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whenever people like Van Jones say things like "young people don't support Israel because of what they see on social media," it's worth noting that what young people see on social media is...well...this. Why? Because that's what actually happened to Gaza.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In group signaling among insufferables
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The real horseshoe theory is her on one end & this person on the other bsky.app/profile/mapl...
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1x4x5x6 = 120 which is definitely divisible by 3, sorry
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A chatbot told him 6 times to not do one
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once you understand that people like this guy simply do not see the victims of US bombs and bullets overseas as equally human and equally deserving of life then their entire worldview kinda clicks
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of course America isn't the worst terrorist group, it's only terrorism when you kill white people. Can't believe you idiots didn't know this
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Right wing economics has always been the equivalent of deciding you can save 100 big ones by not getting your car an oil change, Trump just has a real knack for saying the stupid part out loud
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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