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Still trying to have a bat, lizard, cockroach, or amoeba named after me. She/they

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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name The Rolling Crones
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Really hate this performative "you guys" people use to appear more like people whose second-person plural pronominal constructions suck.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Pleased to see my senators fighting for our privacy. And while ICE absolutely MUST be abolished, doing so will not prevent other overreaching agencies from using this data. The legislation brought by Wyden, Merkley and Markey will give us the weapon we need to fight future attacks on our privacy.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My age is showing (again): Watching "Kpop Demon Hunters" and listening to their big number "This Is What It Sounds Like", but my brain keeps adding "when doves cry" to the refrain. 😂
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
These are some amazing pictures! Not often we actually get to see this regularly occurring clash of the titans 🐳🐙
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Holy crap, look at those CRAZY dimples! *Ridiculously* adorable! 😂
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 03/07/2025
My new campaign is the “make ICE agents so demoralized they quit” campaign.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This is so awesome, NYC is so lucky to have a guy like this, who's so willing to go ALL OUT for *all* of his neighbors. 😍
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Holy shit, this is so AMAZEBALLS!! Hoping the artist offers prints of this for sale some day, I would snatch up several SO FAST! 😍
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I'm in awe of the amazing job the Yuroks are doing in restoring the contours and native vegetation of the river's banks. Their work will be the gold standard for nature restoration from here on out. ❤️‍
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DeLaine ✨NSFW 6’1 Giantess @delaineinla.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Online privacy: a thread for sex workers. I've known a lot of ladies who outed themselves accidentally (myself included) so here is a comprehensive list of privacy tips & tools. (Repost of the original from twatter, with updated bits) Rule #1: Always use a VPN.... 🧵
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
OMG I've never heard of Rosa deLauro (D-Connecticut) before but I think I'm in love with her 😍
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Saw a robin trying to catch a grasshopper. It was hilarious. I think the robin prevailed in the end, but the grasshopper sure made him work for it.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Me: I have a list of Things to Be Done Today ™️ Plumbing Gods: Ha ha, you think so, do you? The only thing you're getting done is replacing the kitchen faucet, which just broke off in your hand. Me: Wow, the Season of Sacrifices* to the Plumbing Gods really snuck up on me this year! 😜
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
We like to lick it, lick it...
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The Easter Dragon wishes you a very happy 4/20!
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Yes, I've NOTICED that they get extra chatty on the first day of the fourth month! 😂 Gonna keep channeling for my inner swan... 🔪🦢
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 22/03/2025
Yessssss, sell the new evil, make everyone start sinning so hard we evil ourselves all the way around the evil-go-round.
Four panel comic from @pizzacakecomic in which a devil girl appears and says “I just had a zoom meeting with the boss and he said empathy is a sin now.” 

Second panel: Human says “What?” Devil says, “yeah.”

Third panel: Devil says, “so I guess I’m supposed to tempt you to…care about others?”

Fourth panel: Human: “I’m confused.” Devil: “Me too.”
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ah, so this is what people mean when they say "find your community"...
People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Cute baby elephant break! We all just need to take a few seconds to watch someone whose only concern is wrestling the sticks into submission. ❤️‍🐘
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I really needed this timeline cleanse: tiny baby elephant playtime! ❤️‍
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy Chocolate Goes on Sale Eve, pic courtesy of Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereyaq.bsky.social !
A blue heart-shaped valentine shows a group of sea otters floating on the surface of a kelp bed with text that reads “We make a great raft!”
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It's very nice to know that some very good things like new baby elephants are still happening. 😍
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 01/02/2025
thank you for asking! if I ran Chuck Schumer's account, I wouldn't say anything unless it contained one of the following: 1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping 2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing 3. any other kind of helpful information at all
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
새해 복 많이 받으세요! Happy New Year of the Snake! May we all manage to slither past as many dangers as possible this year. 🐍
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve birds a-mobbing, eleven ants yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing a line of marching birds (mostly if not all English sparrows), each holding a flaming torch. They appear to be walking on a cloud, with a starry night sky in the background. The text reads "May all jollity 'LIGHTEN' your Christmas hours."
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven ants a-ranching, ten gnomes yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing a group of ants portrayed as peasant farmers. The ants are walking upright on two legs, wearing traditional eastern European "peasant" clothing, and leading aphids like livestock. Several ants are carrying sheaves of some kind of vegetation, while another is carrying two buckets. Many of the ants are in "family" groups, with one or two larger "adult" ants and one or two smaller "child" ants. The caption reads "The evening return, ants and their cattle". The words "The compliments of the season" are embedded into the picture three separate times.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten gnomes bird-knapping an irritated-looking flamingo, nine dinos yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing several gnomes (resembling traditional garden gnomes, with various colors of hats and clothing) that seem to have taken a flamingo prisoner. Ropes are attached to each of the bird's legs, as well as one around its neck and another around its beak. The landscape is snowy hills, with gray cloudy skies in the background. There is no caption.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine dinos laughing, eight wild orchestral yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing a group of Victorian-imagined dinosaurs (that is, we now believe they looked much different than the Victorians believed they looked) and other ancient reptiles surrounding a stone block engraved with the words "The compliments of the season". From left to right, the creatures appear to be a crocodile, a sauropod, an ichthyosaur, a megalosaur (depicted as a quadruped instead of the modern depiction as a biped), a pterosaur, a plesiosaur, an iguanodon (again, a Victorian-era depiction), another crocodilian, and another pterosaur. The creatures are viewing a drawing of a human male in Victorian-era clothes, including a top hat and what appears to be a handheld umbrella/walking stick. The creatures are laughing at the drawing. The caption reads "Ideal impression of a future creation discovered by Professors Ichthyosaurus and Megalosaurus".
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight wild orchestral monkeys, seven Pleistocene yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing an orchestra comprised of fully clothed monkeys playing various string and brass instruments, with many of the monkeys rocking their chairs or entirely out of their seats due to the enormous energy of their playing. A conductor monkey is standing on a box above the orchestra, conducting with great enthusiasm. None of the monkeys are wearing shoes. The text reads "Xmas Greetings" and "Allegro Furioso".
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven Pleistocene beasts dancing, six invertebrates yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing a frozen lake with several large beasts, most of them dancing on their hind legs. From left to right: a hippo head sticking out of a hole in the ice; another hippo standing on its hind legs; a creature that might be a giant sloth except it has a short trunk; a woolly rhino; a woolly mammoth; and a large elk. The text reads "The compliments of the Season" and "A Rink in the Glacial Period".
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six invertebrates, five poker yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing a rock protruding from a body of water. The rock is covered with seaweed, a brittle star, a conch snail, a turban snail, and two kinds of barnacles. The text reads "Best Wishes for Christmas".
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE POKER BUGS, four flailing yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing five insects playing a card game around a table. The card's text reads "A Jolly Christmas to You".
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four flailing frogs, three panning yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card showing four frogs flat on their backs on the ice with their ice skate-clad feet sticking straight up. The caption reads "A hearty Christmas greeting." In the lower right corner is the following poem: Four jovial froggies/a-skating would go/They had asked their mama/but she'd sternly said "No!"/And they all came to grief in a beautiful row/There's a great Christmas moral for one not too slow./Just go!
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three panning roos, two sledding yadda yadda ya. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
Three kangaroos wearing red bandannas around their necks. One roo is panning for gold, the second is holding a pan, and the third is digging with a shovel. There are trees and mining structures in the background, as well as the word "Prospecting". The caption reads "May Xmas be as bright as purest gold."
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two sledding chickens, and a polar bear yadda yadda yadda. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
Vintage Christmas card showing two chicken-headed people sledding down a snowy slope with trees in the background. Text reads "Here's a crom for Christmas." No one knows what a "crom" is.
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a polar bear attacking some unlucky dude. #VintageVictorianChristmasCards
A vintage Christmas card of a polar bear in an icy environment attacking some hapless guy. The card reads "A Happy Christmas".
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy Munchgiving to all!
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JJ @mapinguari66.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Who knew that rhinos were the mortal enemies of pumpkins?
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Chompsgiving!
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Beleaf in yourself 📷 Katie Emberley
Red panda Moshu with a leaf on his head
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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 19/07/2024
We’re celebrating the release from the Biden-Harris Administration of the first-ever White House-level strategy focused on ending #PlasticPollution 🎉 mbayaq.co/3y19uVT
An aerial view of guests standing out on the back deck of the Aquarium overlooking the blue green water of the bay while the blue sky has large fluffy white clouds.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Ok I still dunno how to pin but it's been a hellish year this week so have so have at it and enjoy www.patreon.com/posts/74959374
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Rice Truck Thread | Shiv Ramdas
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Reminder that the President can now sleep outdoors in a city as an official act
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 07/04/2024
Holy shit did you see the riot police response to the peaceful student protests at Pomona College yet??
People’s city council Los Angeles tweet with video Video from Pomona College showing the massive police presence. School administration has ordered the arrest of at least 21 students. This should be getting national attention.
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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 13/03/2024
Aries - Spot prawn (Pandalus platyceros) Bold, proud, energetic, and ready to raise some shell!
An “Aries” graphic with text that reads, “Spot prawn (Pandalus platyceros) Bold, proud, energetic, and ready to raise some shell!” In the center of the graphic is a cutout image of a spot prawn, with long, spindly legs and a red-and-white striped body. Its pointy rostrum is tilted up towards the sky.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Daylight Savings Time: The scientific process of cutting off the bottom of your blanket, sewing it to the top and telling yourself you now have a bigger blanket
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