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The Wind Cries Manny

@manton.bsky.social
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the satan of martial arts. mpls

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney
@bathroom

welcome to the bathroom

9/12/07, 3:31 PM

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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Warren Zevon wrote "Mohamed's Radio" today it'd probably be called AHMED'S CLOCK (remember when that kid made that clock) (This is based on their names only and not the content of the lyrics)
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They got a show called Eternally Yours that appears to have a white Kumail nanjiani on it
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If your nozzle isn’t assembled by disabled US veterans, you can shove it up your ass
The Big Shot Super Nozzle “assembled by disabled US veterans”
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We got a job opening here starts at 22/hr we need people like you 🫡
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Switched to Napa Boys and almost tapped out at Jack Jr shitting and cumming into a barrel of wine and yelling "Oh I'm shitting.... i'm cumming now.... i'm shitting and cumming" but I stuck it out and im glad I did Napa Boys is good
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm at work man take it easy. I know youre the Bad Liutenant but come on
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I no longer have a co-pilot at work so ive been watching movies on my phone on the kitchen speakers and I was watching the original Bad Liutenant the other day and had to tap out at me standing in the kitchen kn relative silence with Keitel saying over and over "you ever suck a man's cock?"
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Passing a bar called Clumsy's and noticing a modest sign tucked into the corner of the front window reading "No Aplomb."
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what theyre talking about when they say minneapolis is a lawless hellscape
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/_CFgPgZjW9I?...
youtu.be
I'm Into C.B.!
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think if you steal a package off front steps and its prescription cat food you should Instantly Go To Hell
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m directing a prestige television series of go nagai’s Devilman Lady, no devil shows up until the 6th ep and everyone is British. I’m writing this from inside a big white antiseptic film studio, so bright there are no shadows on any surface, they tell me the buzzing I hear is my nervous system,
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My wife would MURDER me. And thats the like 600th reason why not to do it
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird ai generation of pinball tables (visibly not real pinball table designs) in our bar (visibly not our bar). Who are you fooling. I have to assume the intention was fooling and not "how cool does this look huh?" cause it most certainly did NOT look cool. Looked lame as hell
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Catered a wedding yesterday where the groom generated posters for the tvs ( i work at a bar with a shit load of tvs ) with ai and i cant think of a single thing more antithetical to like. Love and romance. Look, my wife, a place i could have put love and affection where I didnt
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
American Heart Association changed the song youre supposed to do CPR to the rhythm of. Now its Apple by Charli XCX and they even recommend if you cant remember the BPM to stop and do the dance quick
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone appears to have put a large E on my blind neighbor's fence. Probably to indicate "'e's got 'mpaired sight"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Searching indeed for Simpering Wimp
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I deleted that nice picture of me. Who cares
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026
Interesting. So you’re saying Mars days are longer? Almost twofold? So if I was on Mars I’d be twelve years old?
Erika DeBenedictis
@WI_Tech_Support
Mars and Earth are different distances from one another at different times as they orbit the sun.
A Mars year is twice as long as Earth's. You want to go when they're closest together. That difference in the length of the year is where this idea of launch windows comes from.
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/C51x3ixdr7I?...
youtu.be
BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE - I TURNED OUT A PUNK
YouTube video by funix66hl
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lately ive been brought to tears by "I Turned Out A Punk" by Big Audio Dynamite. It is the musical equivalent of this
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love this album
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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The Haunted One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
PLAY THE WD-40 GAME
A yellow and blue mini CD-ROM in a rectangular plastic sleeve. The text on the CD reads
 "WD-40
www.wd40.com
• Play the WD-40 Game

• Get the List of 2000 Uses

• Interact and Learn

2001 JENTEC Interactive, Inc. All © Rights Reserved."
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Fathel @fath0039.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's 1.36 9/11s every week, every year between 2001-2023 the US has committed against these countries.
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would but I just finished what ha dto have been about 8oz of straight tequila and I think I need to go directly to bed
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn! Today has sucked bad! Awful day of work spread across 3 stations cause we wont hire anyone to replace the person that quit AND its my dad's birthday and the person that quit was supposed to work for me so I could go visit his grave in red wing but they quit!!!! Ya Gotta Laff
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gruh @grahamsig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tachibana-san, thanks for buying us these oversized playing cards.
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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
R.I.P. Gerrit Graham. Always entertaining.
The late actor Gerrit Graham
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wofe broke her toe. We got a shower chair from a friend that also broke a toe. Now I gotta take a shower with a shower chair too cause we dont have enough room for the chair outside the shower
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dude behind me at the izakaya explaining Kyber Crystals to a huge group
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man I hate how wrapped up in my identity my job is. When I start to hate my job the self hate follows and then i'm all fucked up
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm on my way
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 21/06/2026
Roasting one of the boys by proclaiming “A fell wind blows” as he enters the bar
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid]
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Chuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've invented a condom that stinks really bad and screams when you put it on. 🫵🏻 Wear it.
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Peter but gone away @handle.invalid · 11/09/2026
yeah once you go forkbeard
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The Wind Cries Manny @manton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sounds good man
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Chuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
kirkdeath
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mitigating factors are fake #NothingMitigates
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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