Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialsociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026playing guitar hero turned me into green yuri 125021
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026My high school boyfriend told me he was diagnosed anti-social and I thought he was just telling me he was introverted 000
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Sometimes you don't realize how much you were walking on eggshells until you start doing your eggshell dance for a new person and they react with confusion and concern for your well being 010
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Do male attorneys in the US get recruiters reaching out to them about legal assistant and paralegal positions? I have this happen to me frequently 000
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'm not monogamous, I'm just currently polysaturated with one partner 010
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/12/2025NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN 0500182
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025My mom was so hellbent on her children eating black eyed peas on new year's day for good luck that she would put black eyed peas in tootsie rolls for us like she was giving a pill to a dog 030
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialDIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 06/11/2025(wakes up hungover, two fingers on my monkeys paw curled) ah shit what did i do last night 39617
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Me: I feel like expressing my desires is manipulative because someone might do something because I want it and not because they want it. Therapist: ... Therapist: Yeah we're going to work on that. 000
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025An extra hour of sleep for one day and then it is dark at 5pm. Somewhere, a monkey's paw curls 000
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Why is there only one brand of internal condoms in the US and why is it prescription only??? Yes I know the answer is misogyny but I'm upset 010
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Confusing the receptionist at the Dr.'s office by actually wanting to read the documents I'm signing and asking for a paper copy of the consent form that explicitly states that I can ask for a paper copy 010
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense. www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...newsweek.comJB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in ChicagoIllinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents. 851270636197
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialJamie Schler @lifesafeast.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Life is either boredom or whipped cream. - Voltaire The most fun thing about researching the history of whipped cream is discovering that for centuries before it became a topping, whipped cream WAS the dessert! jamieschler.substack.com/p/creme-foue...jamieschler.substack.comCrème Fouettée, Crème à la Chantilly“It’s only whipped cream.” 1115929
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I'm getting a divorce and my family and friends have come together to support me. I've never felt so loved in my life! How did I let myself be so lonely in my marriage for so long? 000
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The lion does not concern himself with the midterm elections 1765436
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I'm getting a divorce and my MIL came over to support my STB Ex and went on a cleaning and organizing spree. I'm sleeping in the office and I brought my vibrator with me in a duffel bag. My MIL came in and organized away my duffel and left my vibrator out on the floor 🙃 100
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2025Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored theonion.com/bored-national-guard-g… 22078511992
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Zach Bryan wrote an anti ICE song. officially declaring Woke 2 in full effect. 271890181
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I am going to get an A in Divorce which is both normal to want and possible to acheive 010
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Hey chat is it bad if the pharmacist asks me if I'm okay 020
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialSpice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Turns out that it's confusing to my grandma to laugh & say "so true, bestie" when she bemoans that, in the tupperware draw, "you have loads of bottoms, but it's a trial to find tops". 171052202
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialMekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 23/09/2025I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️ 379126433606
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025My mom won't go to New York City with me because she said she heard the whole city smells like weed 010
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 22/09/2025sorry, i'm not going to get negatively polarized into liking tylenol. i'm an advil girlie and always will be 1125313
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Said "Fuck" in front of my mom😔 In my defense I was driving in New England and I was using the part of my brain that stops me from cursing in front of my mom to keep us alive 010
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I hate it when a musician sings about their "darkness" or some shit and I'm thinking it's about being depressed but they're actually singing about Being Evil 000
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Won't anyone think of the husbands whose wives are too beautiful and horny? There should be a support group 000
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I think it's a sign of how cowed the American media is that we're getting pieces like "you have to understand, in Korean culture, it's considered very rude for someone to lock you in a brutal prison camp for a week for no reason." Like yeah, any free people would be offended by that? 120109172197
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 13/09/2025standing firm in my belief that i do not need to see violent images to have an opinion on them! 1174163
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/09/2025i think local art museums and sports franchises should have one day a year where the team's roster goes to the museum for an interactive tour and the museum's staff go to the arena for a combined pickup game 1135226
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/09/2025This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips. 704199856861
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I'm gonna look up the last time Charlie Kirk saw JD Vance 020
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week 51108232088
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025It would be so funny if they publish the shooter's patriarchal blessing 020
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialJeremy Littau @jeremylittau.com · 11/09/2025I have two professor colleagues who have faced threats and harassment due to the organization Charlie Kirk built, and they were not alone. We can denounce and loathe political violence without hagiography for its victims. This is dangerous nonsense. 693390740
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2025When you publish a website that posts the names and photos of scholars who have written or said things you disagree with and encourage people to surveil and harass them, you are not, in fact, a “free speech” organization. 103175904608
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/09/20253. If you see content that disturbs you, immediately (or as fast as possible) go and play 20-30 minutes of Tetris (or any other fast-paced game with your eyes sweeping over the visual field that has caused visual artifacts to linger when you close your eyes for you in the past). 101769812
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around! 1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video" 2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound 1923991304
Reposted by @mangobanjo.bsky.socialAthul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 09/09/2025"Harvard can't use race as a factor in admissions, but ICE can use race as a factor in detentions" is a retrenchment essentially to a pre-Civil War understanding of the Constitution. It's vanishingly few steps removed from "Latinos have no rights which the white man is bound to respect." 217153315168
mangobanjo.bsky.social @mangobanjo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I looked into my cat Fofo's eyes and he was so impossibly cute that it caused me to have a genuinely scary moment of derealization 010
