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Mandy

@mandyelizabeth.bsky.social
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Film and Pop Culture Connoisseur | Lover of all things Strange and Unusual | Paranormal Investigator | Mother of Cats (4) | Broadway performer in another dimension | Can't seem to get enough coffee to be satiated | Curator of useless trivia | Taurus

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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 12/10/2026
Ford Focus
Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) holds a precisely weighted sand bag in one hand and stares down the precious idol on the booby-trap pedestal in front of him that he needs to quickly swap out for it
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rejection email from Whole Foods received.
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Hank Hill Sprays Himself with Water
ALT: Hank Hill Sprays Himself with Water
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just this week the white throated sparrows and eastern towhees returned! I expect the juncos are not far behind. But I still have migrating hummingbirds coming through daily!
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ugh, reading this back I made so many grammar mistakes, but I'm still currently sobbing from the feels of the episode so you'll just have to deal.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, one further addendum to the payout I will accept: It's a full afternoon beginning with brunch, then tea and therapy, but later in the day we both watch each other's favorite Muppets movies.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't decide if I want to sue the man for emotional distress or continute loving him even more because the heart of this man in writing (including Shrinking) is something something humanity needs. Fuck it, give him a pulitzer. I'll still sue him, but my payout can be having tea and therapy with him.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Didn't expect to be bawling the last 15 minutes of the season 4 finale of Ted Lasso because so many words and situations weigh so heavily on me. Brett Goldstein telling me that I deserve nice things to happen to me broke me. I need that reiterated to me because my brain no one longer accepts it.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I feel like throwing up.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My nervous system feels like it's going to explode. My whole body is practically shaking.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😬
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just going to shoot my shot - Anyone on here know of any Baltimore or Remote positions that are hiring? I'm the best damn employee you're not hiring right now.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Same. It seems I have about a week of feeling like absolute crap about everything, then a random OK day, then back to crap.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lanterns is one of the best shows of the year.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Christina Chong has a funny Christmas song I'd recommend checking out.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
ALT: The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I told Jacob I want him to make this into a ringtone so when he calls me, it'll play this.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-su...
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Dusty old bones full of green dust
YouTube video by funnyvids4alla
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have had someone calling and leaving voicemail EVERY. DAY. for the last few weeks. I never answer so I have no idea how to even get off these lists, but it makes me anxious to think about answering.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In happier news, we watched this episode tonight for the first time in a very long time and I forgot how great it is.
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Koth King
ALT: Koth King
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway, I'd appreciate good thoughts for tomorrow that the county judge shuts this whole issue down in the hearing.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just another rough week. 😞
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The truck didn't even slow down. But they say they want to be "good neighbors". I can't stand people. This has also made finding a job even harder because some of these situations actually give me a panic attack.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't believe I have neighbors not against the one commercial business in our neighborhood tearing down the forest behind our house that's been labeled a Chesapeake Bay Critical Area. At least TWO houses are extremely racist. And earlier today I watched a commercial truck blow through a stop sign.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The store brand condensed soup was $1.79 each. That is WAY too much for store brand condensed soup.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gas was $4.39 at one place. Can't get a bag of regular Doritos for under $5. A large box of Life cereal is $6.49. I shop for groceries at at least 7 different stores to get the best deals. I clip all the online coupons. This is not sustainable.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's 3am. I've moved into the acceptance phase of getting a "bridge job" and applied to a couple tonight. Unfortunately highly corporate. But bills are bills. Happy first day of fall I guess?
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is there an official Sisko recipe???
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pleased as punch with the Resident Evil movie. It's one of my favorites of the year. Think I'm due for a replay of Requiem. I can't believe I got TWO servings of awesome Resident Evil this year.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s been a rough week full of painful anniversaries so capping it off today - today I have been unemployed for one year.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think there's something more wrong with her...she didn't buy Moen?
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Or I truly am the failure my brain has convinced me I am and I don't deserve to live.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I AM BEGGING, PLEASE, SOMEONE HIRE ME.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm the perfect example of how you can try your best, do all the right things, and still have this society completely fail them.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm having a very heavy post-adventure-back-to-the-real-world sad.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My husband and I LOVE the exit music and the Schmorchestra! I wish more shows would celebrate their musicians the way this show has. 💜
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Small positive - I've got an iced pumpkin drink in hand, the Vikings and Ravens are playing a preseason game the local channel is carrying, and it's not ungodly hot. WELCOME FALL!!!
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I rewatched this one recently for the first time in a long while and was surprised at how terrifying it was and how it looked. Stuff right under the skin always gets me.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Part of the reason a lot of super rich people are so awful is that when normal people get an absurd amount of money, they immediately start looking around for who they can help.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I needed two cans of creamed condensed soup for an easy casserole-like meal. I bought the STORE BRAND and they were $1.79 each. EACH. I should be able to get at least two cans for that one price. ONE DOLLAR AND SEVENTY-NINE CENTS FOR ONE CAN OF STORE BRAND CONDENSED SOUP.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
On the bright side, it sounds like you've successfully taught him sharing! Just a couple more years and you can make him start doing manual labor around the house to make up for being a toddler. 😅
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Trying to think of something kind and understanding, but at the same time angry about certain choices that could have led to a bit better of a quality of life where he could enjoy those demanded grandchildren...
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just my opinion, but I feel like with his mom there you should be able to get out a little more often that that.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Watching the new X-Files: Vrach Frankenshteyn. (nobody).......... (absolutely nobody).......... Husband: Xzibit looks like my cat Roo.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Breaking News: I didn't win the lottery.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And commence depression nap even though I’ve only been awake for the day for 4ish hours.
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Mandy @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'd settle for one of the smaller jackpots of like, $100,000. I promise I wouldn't complain winning that much.
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