darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025started this year coming off back to back rounds of pneumonia and evacuating the fires. I NEEDED to see the chiefs getting their asses beat, this is healing something in me 030
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025can’t even imagine how it feels to be an Eagles fan right now 340
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025*10,600 acres now. these winds are making things impossible to contain 110
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Thank you. Yeah, even if things are under control by then I’m sure the air quality is still going to be terrible 000
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Evacuated from the Eaton fire last night. Went to bed when it was at 1,000 acres, woke up to find out it’s at 2,200 now. Our home is still safe for now but man this is awful 240
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Just happened again this morning. This poor distraught woman lost coverage for some mental health services and I kept trying to cut in before she gave out too much info so I could let her know she had the wrong company. I felt so bad. 110
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I’ve had my own personal beef with United ever since they put out a customer service number that is only one digit different from my team’s phone number. Been mistakenly yelled at by enough people who lost coverage that they should owe me something at this point 140
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I somehow went almost three years without getting sick so I can only interpret these past two months as my body being like, “Yup, run it all through, let’s go” to catch back up to quota 150
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024went to their bio and thought I had ended up on LinkedIn somehow 030
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 23/11/2024we must redistribute the bit among us non starter packs 050
Reposted by darth mandowarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years 4674371035
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024*trying to stir up discourse* people who were on big accounts starter packs are the uhhh nepo babies of this site 1047438
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Finally, a place where you can learn about the Bible every week. 171
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024every guy who’s ever taken a mirror selfie has hit that first stance 041
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024one of the first times I ever had a tweet blow up I had this influx of 2-3k resistance lib moms following me and at first they were super nice then within literally hours they turned on me in the replies for not following all of them back lmao 070
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024idk if you guys knew this but people are in the bathroom to take a shit and a piss 262
Reposted by darth mandoskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 20/11/20242025 is gonna be watching a streamer who reads at a sixth grade level interview the secretary of defense 539551
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I like that when you go to the Discover tab it’s full of people you already follow. The harmless sort of incompetence that I find comforting. 090
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024it’s so hard not to just call them tweets, but that’s also confusing because I still refer to the other place as Twitter. Idk we gotta figure it out 210
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024finding out there’s another Hoffman and he’s acting AND he may very well have the juice might just be enough to sustain me until the new year 020
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Generally agree with “it’s going to get worse before it gets funny” but the one thing that absolutely is funny right now is how tired Trump clearly is of Elon already 0110
Reposted by darth mandoWild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 15/11/2024You can be a guy that claims WiFi causes brain cancer and vaccines cause autism and this is how you'll get covered by mainstream press 331355282
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 12/11/2024getting a new notification each time they lose additional hp would be so satisfying 090
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Conservatives trying to figure out how to post on platforms without libs 61372155
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024It seems so miserable. When Biden won people were out in the street partying! Where are their celebrations? They just gloat online and the only happiness they can express is through reveling in other people’s sadness 000
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Feels like they spent the last few weeks gearing up to rage about a rigged election and now they’re trying figure out what to be mad at instead 040
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I had almost forgotten how much these people still whine even when they’ve gotten what they want. Incredible inability to sit with any sort of contentment. 460
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024appreciate it 💚 morale is down right now, but, I will be here! 100
Reposted by darth mandowow!youmadeit @wowyoumadeitemo.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man 94119013678
Reposted by darth mandodr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/11/2024you have a whole giant 44B cesspool catering to you with a craven billionaire subserviently turning every dial on whatever your whim is today but you join here the day after your ostensible massive victory. fuck dude. bleak 1651121
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Realizing the thing that’s been holding me back from posting on here is idk what type of freaks are on here yet. I don’t like my freaks to be shadowy figures - I prefer them to be really loud and dumb and seemingly unavoidable despite me never interacting with them. It’s what I know 050
darth mando @mandolakes.bsky.social · 01/08/2023here because it’s this or the place that’s telling me to “blaze my glory” no thanks I don’t think I’ll be doing that 060
