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coleman kane

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coleman kane @malware.re · 04/09/2026
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Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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coleman kane @malware.re · 20/08/2026
The Poast Economy
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coleman kane @malware.re · 13/08/2026
GOP voters be like
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Soyjak: Fell For It Again Award
ALT: Soyjak: Fell For It Again Award
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coleman kane @malware.re · 08/08/2026
hell yeah brother
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coleman kane @malware.re · 08/08/2026
Yet another example that "conservatism" is the faux-ideology built for people who just want to comfortably sit back and gleefully watch authorities treat "other people" like shit. There is absolutely nothing else substantive to conservatism beyond that.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 26/07/2026
The Art of the Steal
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
buckle up motherfuckers
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coleman kane @malware.re · 09/05/2026
I assumed it was fake when it didn't end in "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
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coleman kane @malware.re · 09/05/2026
HE HAS ALWAYS JUST WANTED EXCUSES TO KILL
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Last month in The Onion:
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RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ...
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coleman kane @malware.re · 15/04/2026
The Circle That Jerked Itself (2026) www.ms.now/opinion/new-...
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Opinion | New Hungarian PM says government was funding CPAC but won’t anymore
“I believe the state should never have financed them in the first place,” Péter Magyar said this week. “It was a crime.”
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coleman kane @malware.re · 08/04/2026
And Trump is among the world's easiest marks
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/04/2026
The "duped voter" narrative is a comforting myth. If only we had better messaging. The reality is tens of millions of voters looked at a platform of mass deportation, ethnic cleansing, state violence, and the dismantling of civil rights, clearly understood it, and said, "Yes, that is what I want."
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coleman kane @malware.re · 08/04/2026
He was also terrible at deal-making as an NYC real-estate "investor", which is another thing everyone misunderstands, too
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coleman kane @malware.re · 03/04/2026
It is video game logic, and he's likely not the originator of a lot of these ideas/themes he is more likely repeating thoughts fed to him by extremely unqualified morons who think real life works like map painting video games.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
Chaser:
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
I agree! But it is an important detail: they're largely exploiting the same land & resource usage laws that other consumers have been exploiting for decades. IMO addressing that means adopting the same restrictions for the remaining 99.5% of domestic water use www.lincolninst.edu/publications...
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Data Drain: The Land and Water Impacts of the AI Boom - Lincoln Institute of Land Policy
Communities across the US are wooing data centers with tax breaks and other incentives. But data centers are resource-ravenous, creating demands for land, water, and power that many host communities a...
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
The exercise helped me (and others in the thread) conclude that this isn't new information, and just they aren't in the habit of reading the content of articles.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
Easy: I was told there are "many communities" who's water was "poisoned". Curious about this claim, I went to search for them on Google, but came up empty. So I followed up with the person who claimed it. They followed up with 3 links, none of which described water-poisoned communities.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
Also worth noting that none of the articles provided named communities who's water became toxic - which is also what I found when I did the searches myself before asking the question in the first place
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
And yes, I also did the search myself before posting. But, I read the articles thoroughly, rather than simply the titles. IMO the myths of "polluting the water", which is used for heat transfer, does a disservice to the debate by making us who want stronger drinking water controls look absurd.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
Of those 3, the only one remotely talking about "pollution" is the GA article which reads to be a construction mistake - again possible for any project using water - and fixable by holding the contractor(s) liable.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
Two of these articles don't talk about water pollution. They talk about water resource contention, which is an ongoing issue, not unique to datacenters, that the public definitely needs to step up and advocate for (whether it be due to DCs, farming, lawn care, factories, etc.)
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coleman kane @malware.re · 30/03/2026
Can you name one community who's water source has become too toxic because of datacenter pollution?
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coleman kane @malware.re · 29/03/2026
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a man swinging a golf club on a golf course with the words now watch this drive above him
ALT: a man swinging a golf club on a golf course with the words now watch this drive above him
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coleman kane @malware.re · 24/03/2026
Every conservative is a "Constitutional Originalist" until the literal constitutional language codifying "what the founders intended" might hurt poor widdle Trump's fragile fee-fee's.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 21/03/2026
The Art of the Deal (2026)
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coleman kane @malware.re · 21/03/2026
Considering we have already seen agents shoot citizens in the face as well as execute them on the sidewalk in broad daylight, makes you wonder what new ways to kill innocent people he has in mind "like no one has ever seen before"
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
an old onion headline altered to read WHY DO ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT THEIR JOBS KEEP GETTING HIRED BY ME
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 16/03/2026
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coleman kane @malware.re · 09/03/2026
"The Dow Is Fifty Thou"
DOW FUT down 1,000
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coleman kane @malware.re · 05/03/2026
BREAKING: Administration Officials Escort Kristi Noem To Empty Gravel Pit @bencollins.bsky.social
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coleman kane @malware.re · 04/03/2026
...then they came for my Large Hot Regular Four Cream No Sugar...
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coleman kane @malware.re · 03/03/2026
as is tradition
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coleman kane @malware.re · 21/02/2026
*chef kiss*
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coleman kane @malware.re · 10/02/2026
I know it sounds far-fetched, but yes, the seated House of Reps (as of Jan 3rd) retains authority in deciding how to resolve contested members' elections, as well aswho (if anyone) to seat during the dispute. Those on the losing end can try to challenge in court. www.congress.gov/crs-product/...
congress.gov
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coleman kane @malware.re · 09/02/2026
It wouldn't be the "incumbent" majority, but whatever majority does get seated by Jan 3 could make a bad-faith effort to simply vote to seat the party's nominees from all disputed (due to Presidential interference) seats, forcing the real winners of those seats to individually challenge in fed court
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
We have joined the culture wars on the side of culture
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coleman kane @malware.re · 08/02/2026
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a group of cartoon characters with their hands in the air and the words we 're back baby
Alt: a group of Futurama characters with their hands in the air and the words we're back baby
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coleman kane @malware.re · 08/02/2026
Everyone in touch with the plight of the "everyman" knows the food group "ferments"
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coleman kane @malware.re · 06/02/2026
The saddest arc in American history...so far
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homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons
ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons
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coleman kane @malware.re · 05/02/2026
"I'm the last one that wants to complain." This pathetic nanodick bitch complains more than any toddler ever.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 05/02/2026
It is important to recognize that VP Vance is calling it "perceptive" that Trump asked a reporter why she doesn't smile about child sexual abuse. These are the men that best represent today's Republican voters. Let that sink in.
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coleman kane @malware.re · 04/02/2026
Flu Virus hospitalized with McConnell-like symptoms
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coleman kane @malware.re · 02/02/2026
In all seriousness, the technique they have been using ("Accusation in a Mirror") all this time is a very well-known rhetorical technique for inciting rage in normies while also insulating yourself/your "side" from damaging exposure: lawecommons.luc.edu/luclj/vol43/...
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Accusation in a Mirror
By Kenneth L. Marcus, Published on 01/01/12
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coleman kane @malware.re · 02/02/2026
Every accusation was always a confession
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Jason Kikta @kikta.net · 02/02/2026
Hmm… the writing seems really familiar And SO odd that they illegally redacted the sender
From: [redacted]
To: JEEVACATION®gmail.com
Subject: CONTACT
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:42:14 +0000

MEANT TO CALL YOU YESTERDAY BUT DRAMA HAPPENED TO MY YOUNG PRETTY FRENCH NEIGHBOR SO I SPENT THE NIGHT [redacted] I HAD INTERESTING EXPERIENCE WITH NYC EMERGENCY CREW - NOT IMPRESSIVE!

MY PHONE NUMBER HERE IS [redacted] A NUMBER I WILL KEEP! CELL IS [redacted]

I AM FINE BUT IT IS ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS TO GET READY TO MOVE - SO MUCH STUFF!!!TOUGH DECISION BUT IT IS TOO EXPENSIVE HERE AND I DO TRAVEL SO MUCH TO SWEDEN...NEW ADDRESS IS [redacted] SUPPOSED TO MOVE NOV 30...DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW A GOOD MOVER? THIS SUNDAY I WILL HAVE A THING HERE FOR NEW FEOY [redacted] LAST HURRA AND ENJOYING THE VIEW!

I AM SURE YOU MISS VICTORIA SECRET TONIGHT - JUST REMEMBER THAT THE ORIGINAL SECRET WAS SWEDISH - SWEDISH SECRET!!!NOW WHEN I GO THRU EVERYTHING I FIND AMONG OTHER THINGS MY SWEDISH SECRET PHOTO BEAUTIES - YOU WOULD HAVE APPROVED!

HAVE A MEETING WITH E SWEDISH EX FROM AMEX IN SCANDINAVIA - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT COMPANY AS A NEW FEOY SPONSOR FOR THE GIRL 2010..?
MUCH LOVE

[redacted]
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coleman kane @malware.re · 28/01/2026
The cruelty was always the point
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
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