iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 4h

only if you promise to come back sporting an affected accent and insisting on calling it a “boot” instead of a trunk

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 6h

im a spider person, and youre a spider person, and we are pointing at one another

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 16h

the body has slightly improved…. just in time for the mind to get wacky with it

cgi dr Phil looking very sinister and playing the piano

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 16h

arthur my lad……. well done

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 20h

it was about that thing you were thinking about earlier

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

my doctor extended my disability by another month, which is the most intensely validating thing that has ever happened to me in my life

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it doesn’t help that everything is set up for the exclusive benefit of 6-10 obscenely wealthy sociopaths

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what if my fingers grew insanely long? would you still follow me on blue sky social media?

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it’s funny, in a way, how i slept for like a month straight and now i fear i will never sleep again. kind of cool and mysterious of me as well.

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

idea: the purge but only for trans women to do

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i searched “sexy horsefly” for this

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the sun will be up soon and i haven’t slept yet 😎 and im not remotely tired 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

VIZIER: The stanky leg has been done as you commanded, sire! KING OF THE SOUTH: And what of the shoulder lean? VIZIER (shuffling nervously): Well, er, I.... KING OF THE SOUTH: Talk your shit, son, out with it! VIZIER: They're finding it difficult to hit that, sire, difficult indeed.

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

we need the three busy debras now more than ever :(

the titular three busy debras stand on a balcony wearing Marie Antoinette type outfits and holding milk and/or weapons

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

free tampons in the men’s bathroom? fuck that. free tampons in every single room there is.

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

make me president and it’s a day one priority

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kristy eléison @kristycreme.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

each transsexual deserves an apology and $7 million dollars from the federal government

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the movie was strawberry mansion and the turtle was named sugarbaby in the movie but his name is peanut butter in real life. obviously i had a meltdown.

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

now that’s what im talkin about 😎

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there’s a tiktok where a thin lady says women need to learn to “act our weight,” by which she means fat people need to grovel to her. sometimes i like to imagine how you would write this character into a novel. it’s a lot of fun to do

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yeah, of course i got trauma. what else do you call it when your ex gf makes fun of the lyrics you picked for your AIM away message.

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i got “class clown” and “most unique” in high school but i should’ve gotten “most likely to bail on a movie because there was a turtle in it and the turtle was really small, so small u would die to protect it”

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

going to bed would help you say? DOUBT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i should go to bed but I DONT FEEL GOOD!!!!!!!!

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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i took another pass at it and had a dream about Roseanne popping a zit on my shoulder on stage in front of an audience. what the fuck is happening?

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i tried to take a nap but monkey wouldn’t stop doing wrestling moves on me and writhing around directly on my head like a 30 pound worm

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

and my point is that’s kinda annoying i guess

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

when i say i like “true crime” what im actually interested in is the way it can reveal spectacular systemic failures, rank incompetence, corruption, etc, but what people hear is that i wanna spill the tea about the cutest killers

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