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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer

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I am simply a can of hard seltzer

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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Who let me have an account on here? I'm only going to use it for ill! (Forget about it for two years and then disappear again until I remember it exists)
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I have to go to jail now
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I give a shit, that's awesome
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Black Sabbath was right, Make a joke and I will sigh, And you will laugh and I will cry, happiness I cannot feel, And love to me is so unreal.
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
May their memory be a blessing
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Howdy 🤠🤌
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Me omw to beat up the Monday machine
Weirdly buff Garfield
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Life Rictus @liferictus.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
are any of our choices freely made or are they all predetermined by some mixture of experience and biology? dr. phil investigates by yelling at a heroin addict to stop doing heroin for applause from an audience of adults who can’t be left unattended with exactly one screwdriver
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Same
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
They're coming to Get Me
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Mantis I'm going to shoot you with a cartoonishly large gun if you don't turn that dial back to the weekend
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Who turned on the Monday machine??
Garfield confronts his visage and is horrified at its nature
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Taking a short reprieve from social media. My brainworms are getting too well fed, it's time to shrink them by studying my grimoires and tomes.
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Thanks Brandon
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
My skin by surface area idk
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Krabben
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
🫵😂 NERD! (approvingly)
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Wrong forum and I don't think either of us would benefit from the exchange
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I don't accept this articles premise on anything other than that over incarceration is a complex issue.
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Happy birthday to the most 26+ lb boy to ever do it!
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
The missile knows where the beach is, because it knows where the beach is not,
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Whomst've'ed?
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
This is even more meaningless because they and their ideology has an effect on the real world. There are social consequences to social actions. These people took people with them when they died. This is clean wehrmacht thinking.
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I've never yearned in my life, this is defamation
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Lmfao
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
No it's not it's over policing, lopsided enforcement, and racism. Transformative justice does not negate harm, it acknowledges and seeks to redress harm for the victims. You are fundamentally misunderstanding abolitionism
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
This is only true in the abstract? Those anti vaxxers gave COVID to people who otherwise would have been fine? You don't have to be sad when a member of the "leopard eating faces party" gets their face eaten.
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
That's meaningless if their social impact is negative. You understand this, right?
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Yes, but who cares?
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Call me Bill the way I'm hooking down these damn knights, call me Hal the way my I relieve a horse of it's 'berd'en, etc etc
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
This is my getaway vehicle:
Panel van from the 70s or 80s with a sick star trek mural on it
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I do love an iced coffee with a cigarette on a beautiful summer day,
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/08/2023
This is the first photograph of the middle finger gesture ever taken
Old timey baseball game photo with one of the guys flipping off the camera
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
This is vitally important for a functional kitchen
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
The laird said I need to work on my customer service, so I told him the service I provide milord is that of murderous cutthroat so I don't hear much complaining from my 'customers'!
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
In order to be a well rounded knight you should be able to competently play an instrument as well as be an instrument of war, and in order for me to be able to be a well rounded yeoman I should be able to use my billhook to remove an apple from a tree for my child and pull you, sir, from your horse.
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
The cross section craze is due to those damn tiktaks
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
How am I supposed to go home after all this. How is this country real.
Gated pastureland. The fence is old and covered with moss. The grass is light and lumpy. There is a thin coat of fog obscuring the distance
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
📠📠
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
"I don't know, Asuka. Some weeks it doesn't feel like a feliz jueves. Some weeks it feels like day after day of Monday. I don't... I don't know how much longer I can stand it."
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
They're making our little luxuries more expensive and calling it inflation
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Feliz Jueves
Garfield and Asuka
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Got a few. It'd end up doxxing if I showed em lol
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Yes! YES!!
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Knight: Squire! My chainmail, posthaste! Squire: DON'T DELETE THIS!! The pope wishes proof of thy holiness! Thou wilt be EXCOMMUNICATED in thirty days time unless thou deliverst this manuscript to TEN other pious lords!!
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Tanner F. Boyle, Getting Spooked @tannerfboyle.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Today on Getting Spooked: A continued examination of Woodrow Derenberger's Indrid Cold encounter. The article touches on his status as a striking Union Carbide worker, the NICAP investigation, and a weird NASA visit. tannerfboyle.substack.com/p/that-ch…
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That Charming Man: Indrid Cold Reconsidered, Pt. 3
Union Carbide, the Air Force, NASA, and NICAP—Oh My!
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
When will it be the time for fun STEM games?
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