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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer

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I am simply a can of hard seltzer

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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
May their memory be a blessing
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Me omw to beat up the Monday machine
Weirdly buff Garfield
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Who turned on the Monday machine??
Garfield confronts his visage and is horrified at its nature
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
This is my getaway vehicle:
Panel van from the 70s or 80s with a sick star trek mural on it
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Feliz Jueves
Garfield and Asuka
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
LFG
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
My Uber is here
Rusted out '80s Toyota land cruiser short body style in yellow
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Wierd Wednesday 🧌 18th century hand-illustrated page from an Ottoman Turk dental book
Tooth illustration depicting worms in molars with Arabic writing above and below it
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
🥲
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Asherah, your beautiful children are writing diaspora poetry about mangos,
Depiction of caanite goddess
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Unfucked up pictures of you guys even give a damn
Cat laying funny Cat laying funny Cat laying funny Cat laying funny
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
You're laughing? My cat is horribly broken and you're laughing?
Cat laying funny
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
"Amicitia Amor et Veritas"
Odd fellows triple links
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Microsoft Outlook will die by my hand, god willing
Garfield holding a knife
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
What if instead of clout policing, I clout chased(you around with a sharp object)?
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
SciFi Saturday 👾 "The Eyes Never Lie" by @bambashkart
"The Eyes Never Lie" by @bambashkart
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Saw your cousin in a museum:
Nick Cave, Sound Suit (c. 2009)
mixed media including twigs, synthetic berries, metal, and mannequin, 95 1/2 in. × 32 in. × 26 in.
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Columbo looking at you inquisitively
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Reba saying you got that right
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Feliz Jueves
Feliz Jueves Asuka
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
'Der Berggeist' ("The Mountain-spirit") by Josef Madlener This is said to be Tolkien's inspiration for the appearance of Gandolf.
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Wierd Wednesday 🧌 Manticore Rider by Finn Matthews
Manticore Rider
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
I want you to follow the 8 fold path. I want you to follow the wheel of dharma where it leads you. I want you to call my dog a good girl,
A blue nose pit laying on top of a rag rug in front of a stove
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Scream guy
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Rodney Dangerfield
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Monday again
Cat in box with firearm and binoculars underneath blanket. Art by @fuckyoubaker
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Only some I'll suffer
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Pago bay, 2017
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
"acab includes courtesybot"
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
A very frazzled looking Elliot Gould clutching a microphone and card
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Sci Fi Saturday 🤖 (Matte painting) Canyon City by Syd Duncan
Fantastic painting of futuristic city set in a canyon
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Have you seen this man in your dreams? Accept a cookie from him at your own peril! -sent from my DreamPhone
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Dog in mid-pounce for ball
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Do you dare follow the meandering moss road?
Moss path through trees
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Zazen?? In this economy?? I tell ya I can only do walking meditation the way I always gotta be rushing around!
Rodney Dangerfield
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Feliz Jueves!
Asuka in a lab coat explaining that her final conclusion is that everyone have a happy Thursday
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Not like this still from the matrix movie
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
This is for the female gaze (and the gays)
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Frazzled looking Elliot Gould
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Omw to get it back
Illustration of an old guy on horse holding aloft a sword
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
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"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer @malignedseltz.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
If you don't want the heat (people calling you a twat) stay out of the kitchen (responding to Americans disparagingly about American things) Pic unrelated I can't delete
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