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Labia Majora's Mask

@maliceinchainz.bsky.social
1.6K followers 636 following 4.5K posts

Runt Dire Wolf Trophy femme, chaos witchery and cosmetology Late 30's ⚧️💚 ♏️♉️♏️ she/her

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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 8h
Princessmoding
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 15h
Quinto Ottobre
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 17h
You know what. I might actually do this
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmm I need to go find this thing
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This may be the cutest I've ever looked. I'm sick as shit and dying yet somehow peaked here
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Help
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it still considered lean if you're making the lean in your tummy and not in a glass
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no movie has ever movies this hard holy fuck lmao
directed by ray blanchard
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unique breed of energy vampire that can only feed through oral sex
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit I just met a guy with a dragon of the darkness flame tattoo on his left arm lmao
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shirts with sleeves? You mean gun control?????
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I could have been such a fucked up horse girl
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sick as shit but I still looked good last night. It's bandana season (I was masked at work)
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 03/10/2026
"we can't make video games without AI" only makes sense if you think video games were invented about three years ago. anyway, here's doom played on an old calculator powered by potatoes
two hands holding a ti 84 calculator next to some potatoes with wires coming out of them
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm mtftmtftf. Yes I'm doing it twice in a row
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay I've always found the supplemental artwork showing these characters dripped out differently from the show incredibly funny, but yusuke hiei and Kurama are 3 whole ass different lesbian archetypes here
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went to translate it yeah it's funny
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Disket @disket.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Toguro, de Yu Yu Hakusho
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Patient is the night -2026
My art, digital. A monsterous wolf women and a red wolf skeleton
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyways my current list of honorary titles: - A Black Cat with Standoffish They/them Energy - Spicy Goth Tinkerbell - A Homestuck OC - Too Small To Be A Threat - Joan Jett Lookalike
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone said "she looks like a homestuck OC" about me. help. I need a fucking ambulance I am mortally wounded and bleeding to death
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into depeche mode
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A truly heartwrenching moment. I think the ambiguity in the original Japanese was beautifully preserved.
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am very cute and small which is so wonderful but it is also a curse because every time I think I am a little crazy, I can think of 10 people who have treated me like some kind of unicorn and acted absolutely fucking insane over me. A siren leading lesbians to madness and despair
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't fuck men unless they are lesbians
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't be the only one who sees this
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the hell is up with people who still wear masks wrong. If it's not on your whole face why are you wearing it. What are we doing here. Are hospital blue medical facemasks worn on the chin a fashion accessory now??????
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bandana look goes crazy on me I need to do this more
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me after one stone flirts with me
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a goth librarian thing going on. Too bad I'm illiterate
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a dream where I was able to provide for two friends who were counting on a job interview, got shot down, and hit rock bottom. And I had the space and security to let them stay with me. It was nice. I'm so close to this being reality.
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pillow Princess croptop
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I accidentally ate a single piece of chicken last night pray for me
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does anyone remember that video of the guy trying to stop the microwave before it beeps and he does it by throwing a huge floppy dildo at it or did I imagine this one
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going to make butches play this with me
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
calling """AI jobs""" slopportunities
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Noooooo stoooooooooop I'm an ice queen I'm a bad bitch I'm evil don't make me blush and swoon aaaaahhhhhh noooooooooo stop iiiiiiiiit I'll kill you" I yell as I slowly start shrinking into a cute wolf plushie
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This isn't fucking real. This is a fever dream. The nation is NOT waiting with bated breath for the brand mascot cow to speak its mind. This feels like the point in a surreal dream where you wake up and then wonder "what DID the cow have to say though?" And we shouldn't fall for it
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oneupping the girls who wear shirts and accessories that say FEMME by wearing ones that say HIGH VALUE FEMME
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's time to ask the real questions. Do you think Elizabeth Holmes is going to be rocking a full bush in this
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Labia Majora's Mask @maliceinchainz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rebranding to an anime girlie to make the inner child happy
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