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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Be good, do good, god bless, go bills (she/her) Ohio State alumna, public defender, never met a sports doc, beach, or cat I didn't like.

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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
listening to thomas brady has been as miserable as I thought it would be
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD?!
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is this defense?
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Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit
ALT: Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My parents are deeply curious in their 70s. They prop that up with quick, egalitarian access to their local library, theater, and museums. I think you may not be that into knowledge or curiosity Chris.
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Len Damico @lendami.co · 27/09/2026
Fuck you, truly and sincerely, from the bottom of my heart
paid for by the u.s. government
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what the fuck fascist nightmare commercial was that? Paid for by the US Government?!
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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 27/09/2026
admiral ackbar wearing a big red hat
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The bills are trying to kill my father. How dare
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I changed my jersey, they need to as well
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH NO DISASTER
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve been over-perceived the vibes are all off
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burn these uniforms at halftime
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Journalism gets the goods: Tim Tebow "pauses" his partnership with this wealth seminar company after @kieraevebutler.bsky.social's investigation. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
motherjones.com
Tim Tebow “pausing” Christian seminar promotion after our investigation
“I think the allegations are extremely serious."
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the brooklyn amateur wrestling event they’re introducing a heel who is an AI (and philanthropy!) CEO. Biggest boos I’ve ever seen. I love it here
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I made fantasy decisions based on the falcons being ass, but I did not account for the extent to which maybe the packers are also ass?
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The national James cook disrespect makes me sick
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James T. George @hidesquadron1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tim Tebow being exposed as a religious grifter is probably the least surprising thing about Tim Tebow you could have told me
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bro-bro ma 🌊 @brobroma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WHATS? A? CATCH?
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Wheel Of Fortune
ALT: Wheel Of Fortune
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Paulie (BillsFan 3-0 & PanthersFan 1-0-0 Editions) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this usc-rutgers game is mystifying
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perplexing to see people who think you can bully the ~*~irish~*~ online over politics. Pls be serious
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Playing in Texas is cursed. I hate it.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bills-Texans on right now and Giants-Cowboys in primetime is another sign the NFL does not respect us and the fact that we will watch is another sign we do not deserve their respect
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye: ass watch never ended
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The Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Confident in my ability to read a defense thanks to CoPilot, I take the field. I smile at my AI-ignorant opponents. They'd be smarter if they used it, I think. The ball is snapped. Aaron Donald passes clean through my skull, killing me instantly
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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Veronika Meduna @veronikameduna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“I’m old enough to get it, and I’m smart enough to get it”, quipped Parton, before reworking her hit song Jolene to include the words, “vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, I’m begging of you please don’t hesitate”. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
Dolly Parton dies aged 80 – researchers celebrate her contributions to science
The country singer was an advocate for vaccines, public health, literacy and marginalized communities.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How your email finds me.
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grace @acab4cutie.top · 18/08/2026
narcan literally CANNOT kill you btw. it doesn’t matter if you’re ODing or not. it’ll either reverse an opioid overdose or it’ll simply do nothing if there’s no overdose to reverse. it’s a harmless miracle drug and EVERY SINGLE PERSON should have it regardless of their risk level!
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There has to be a Roosevelt descendant who can fight him. There simple must be I read Polio by David Oshinsky earlier this summer and everyone (including this fucker) should do the same! Knowledge helps inoculate against this bullshit
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 13/08/2026
tfw you have no idea that conservatives have been saying since the 1970s that if you have accessible and pleasant comms people, then "objective" journalists are easy to manipulate into thinking power and the disempowered are equal.
a bsky post from Eric Lipton NYT reading: 
One you might find surprising. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt & members of her team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Bills-Chick @bills-chick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is an absolutely insane story. My seven year old had on a DJ Moore jersey and his wife saw it. She offered to FaceTime DJ so my son could talk to him. She did and then he was talking to DJ. My son’s life has officially been made.
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Look man, I have significant Mamdani policy complaints but if the rest of the country could keep his name out of their goddamn mouths that would be great. (This does not apply if you live here. It is always correct to criticize your elected officials)
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
Brian Fellow quote bubble
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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CATBOY HUSBAND @ SNEZNHAYA @sportsgeek42.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No one involved in this halftime show will see the glory of heaven. Sorry, muppets.
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"Sweet Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it really bothers me when pundits etc urge everyday folks to treat politicians like normal people working normal jobs. they're not. they hold positions of extreme consequence and i would argue very few of them take their jobs as seriously as they should. it's not fucking data entry.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 12/07/2026
“now i have to root for england” disgusting. listen to yourself. stop it. get some help.
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Good things shouldn’t happen to England
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*Insert Eric Collins*
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Worth constantly reminding that the National Guard are not trained in civilian law enforcement and shouldn’t be patrolling with weapons routinely on US streets:
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