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@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Be good, do good, god bless, go bills (she/her) Ohio State alumna, public defender, never met a sports doc, beach, or cat I didn't like.

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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 10h
“I got AI agent and added robot arms so I never have to cuddle my baby again! You can cross squishy chubby baby cheeks and tickling tubby bellies right off your list!! Think of the productivity gains!!!!!!”
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 10h
Reading to a baby or small child is an absolute delight. Imagine not wanting to do it for your own kid?? Forget for a second all the benefits to the baby, it’s so much fun for the adult. So many of these men seem hellbent on stripping joy from themselves
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 20h
Was watching this game and commenting to a friend about the woman in the great oxblood coat. Incredible
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My question with these kinds of comments is always why are you looking so hard? Hmmmmmm????
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I..uh...don't think I spoiled you!
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the Big O's apoplexy is the only thing that's made me feel 1% better
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point.
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm unhappy.
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fully prepared and delighted to fill out the Keon apology form
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(Derogatory)
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the stupidest game I will either love it or be enraged at the end I guess
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But did he faint??
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s sickening to me that we put people through this, including my journalist colleagues who have witnessed multiple executions, who have to try to make sense of what they’ve seen. Grateful to @iamstevenhale.bsky.social and everyone else for bearing witness to this barbarism masquerading as justice.
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am not in TN tonight. I am in Oklahoma, where we stood outside the prison in 2015 while they almost killed Richard Glossip with the wrong drug. He did not go through the ordeal Christa Pike suffered tonight. But others have. It makes me so angry to see this cruelty repeated again and again.
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The tortuous, botched execution of Christa Pike is truly horrifying. And while it feels unique in some ways, in reality it is also only the latest in a history of botched executions going back years — YEARS — in numerous states. Please know: this is the reality of the death penalty in this country.
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My colleagues who do death penalty work will never get enough credit for their heroism and fortitude. Absolute warriors against a sick system and society. Abolition cannot come soon enough.
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not just online bud, I’ll lump in with rapists straight to your face!
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
listening to thomas brady has been as miserable as I thought it would be
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD?!
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is this defense?
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Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit
ALT: Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also they vote and support candidates and policies that make that accessible to everyone. I’m very frustrated that it seems like it’s always these regressive fucks representing our wonderful seniors instead of all the wise, thoughtful, engaged citizens that actually still seek to improve the world
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My parents are deeply curious in their 70s. They prop that up with quick, egalitarian access to their local library, theater, and museums. I think you may not be that into knowledge or curiosity Chris.
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Len Damico @lendami.co · 27/09/2026
Fuck you, truly and sincerely, from the bottom of my heart
paid for by the u.s. government
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what the fuck fascist nightmare commercial was that? Paid for by the US Government?!
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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 27/09/2026
admiral ackbar wearing a big red hat
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The bills are trying to kill my father. How dare
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I changed my jersey, they need to as well
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH NO DISASTER
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve been over-perceived the vibes are all off
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burn these uniforms at halftime
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Journalism gets the goods: Tim Tebow "pauses" his partnership with this wealth seminar company after @kieraevebutler.bsky.social's investigation. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Tim Tebow “pausing” Christian seminar promotion after our investigation
“I think the allegations are extremely serious."
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
His best friend is a chatbot orb
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the brooklyn amateur wrestling event they’re introducing a heel who is an AI (and philanthropy!) CEO. Biggest boos I’ve ever seen. I love it here
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I made fantasy decisions based on the falcons being ass, but I did not account for the extent to which maybe the packers are also ass?
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(This is a media complaint, not bijan slander)
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The national James cook disrespect makes me sick
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James T. George @hidesquadron1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tim Tebow being exposed as a religious grifter is probably the least surprising thing about Tim Tebow you could have told me
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boo-boo ma 🌊👻 @brobroma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WHATS? A? CATCH?
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Wheel Of Fortune
ALT: Wheel Of Fortune
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Paulie (BillsFan 3-1 & PanthersFan 2-0-2 Editions) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
their O line still seems bent on letting their beautiful, glass QB die out there....
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this usc-rutgers game is mystifying
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My boy. My precious, penalty prone boy
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perplexing to see people who think you can bully the ~*~irish~*~ online over politics. Pls be serious
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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This Is a Bills Stan Account @malarkeymags.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Playing in Texas is cursed. I hate it.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bills-Texans on right now and Giants-Cowboys in primetime is another sign the NFL does not respect us and the fact that we will watch is another sign we do not deserve their respect
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