iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 26/09/2026

I hate that control resonant has twitch drops because I hate twitch drops because I don't watch streamers because why would I want to watch a stranger play video games, but I hate even more that I'm a sucker who got FOMO'd into "watching" a stream muted & minimized in order to get those twitch drops

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 21/09/2026

this only bolsters my belief in Roko's Basilisk But Specifically Just For Eliezer Yudkowsky To Get Wedgied And Stuffed In Lockers Forever

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 17/09/2026

love too have different degrees of astigmatism in each eye so every time I get new glasses every rectangle becomes a trapezoid until I acclimate to the new prescription

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 15/09/2026

this is in iOS 27. could nature be healing? are Easter eggs returning to software? (probably not at least to the first one, I don’t think we’re un-ringing the “computers woven into the very fabric of our lives” bell)

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 28/08/2026

thank god we have AI so now we can recreate the experience of having to wonder whether your pizza order was heard, understood, and entered correctly without the inconvenience of a human being on the other end

Screenshot of the Papa John’s app inviting me to “tell Lou AI my order, and we’ll build it for you and apply any available deals”

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 28/08/2026

I have no illusions that I am or ever was meaningfully in touch with popular culture but few things drive that notion home harder than fast food collaborations with people I have to google to find out who they are, like this at Dunkin

Screenshot of a card in the Dunkin app advertising “Alix’s Earle-y Riser Meal”

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 27/08/2026

just remembered how COVID lockdowns extincted a flu strain and am now angry all over again about...fuckin' everything that's happened since march 2020

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 19/08/2026

imagine how disappointed a fish would be upon finding out that "findom" has nothing to do with fins

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

why isn’t the future the way we thought it would be

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 04/08/2026

I wonder if cyrillic "kid's handwriting" fonts commonly mirror Я and И like latin ones mirror R and N

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 01/08/2026

I feel like a hypocrite because I find pandering nerd-"culture" mashups to be eyeroll-worthy at best but at the same time I also think shit like danny dorito is hilarious, even though it's ultimately not especially different in spirit

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 31/07/2026

5 words from my birth year (1983) that describe my vibe beta test cryptid cyberpunk gender transition information superhighway it is legitimately hilarious to me that there are a bunch of tech terms AS WELL AS “gender transition” and “gender nonconforming” first recorded the year I was born

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 26/07/2026

gonna default on my student loans and tell them it's because I didn't want to destroy something that bloomberg news called "beautiful"

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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

ADHD really did exist forever huh

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 14/07/2026

hot take: we fucked up when we let computers get so important to society that developers had to stop putting easter eggs into software because they were seen as unprofessional and untrustworthy

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 12/07/2026

oh, to be a cat and live a life where the gravest injustice I face is a human making me vacate the window on whose sill I had been lounging

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 06/07/2026

Hey guys. Stella here. Just wanted to say I figured out today that “baked beans” is an anagram for “naked babes”. Well, have a good one

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 29/06/2026

the existence of neutral milk hotel implies the existence of a heretofore undiscovered acidic milk hostel and basic milk motel. in this essay I will

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 26/06/2026

shout-out to Pluto TV for having an all-Bob Barker-era Price is Right channel so I can relive my childhood when I have to take a sick day

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 17/06/2026

the more I rotate this fact in my head the more I start to think the problem is the economic incentives dictating that any product that fails to capture less than its entire addressable market is considered an abject failure

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 16/06/2026

I will never get over the fact that "jackfruit" is the name of an actual fruit and not what you would call someone if you think "jerkwad" is too explicit

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 08/06/2026

fun fact: although North Korea is widely considered the world’s only necrocracy with its 1998 constitution naming Kim Il-sung “eternal president of the republic”, it is neither the only nor even the first currently-existing necrocracy—though it is probably the only *state* that is a necrocracy…

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 07/06/2026

confusing americans and annoying the rest of the world by continuing to call american football "football" but calling soccer "association football"

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 06/06/2026

to the tune of “every rose has its thorn”

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 05/06/2026

this is one hell of a garden-path sentence

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 17/05/2026

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

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Phoebe! @mollyesbian.gayass.io · 17/05/2026

the what discourse? sorry i use social media to keep up with friends and look at naked anime women i have no time for stupid discussions

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Cool Beauty Leona 🔞 @leona-does-art.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

explaining HRT to an american: imagine a Hamburger that makes you a woman

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 11/05/2026

RIP DNA, Hitchhiker’s Guide had an outsized influence on me because I read it at a probably inappropriately young age, but 25 years later I’m glad he died when he did so we didn’t have to find out whether he would have caught the TERF brain worms

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 10/05/2026

this is far milder than the mildest thing a TERF has ever said about a trans person… unless you believe in the divine right of kings I guess

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 06/05/2026

incidentally this is how I found out that Ted Turner wasn’t already dead

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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Kinda funny that they turned a color photograph into black-and-white for this.

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 06/05/2026

one of the pettier hills I'll die on is that discord and other chat or messaging services are not "social media" unless you consider any medium that facilitates socializing to be "social media". so if you wouldn't consider any space with a breathable atmosphere to be social media, neither is discord

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 29/04/2026

a lot of the other quotes of this say it sounds like the AI voice getting throatfucked, but I think the last eight seconds or so sound like donald duck losing a fight with a gelatinous cube

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 29/04/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli

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two men standing in front of a machine that says " it 's the amazing technicolor cheese wedge "

ALT: two men standing in front of a machine that says " it 's the amazing technicolor cheese wedge "

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Raise your hand if you want to at least VISIT the Land of Boobies.

Weird. Blond kid asks a moving puppet about the Land of Boobies.

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𝚜𝚎𝙻 🕸 @hereiloveyou.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Me whenever I post something on here

Baby please stop shitposting
You're not a niche internet microcelebrity

My 6 followers need me

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 17/04/2026

stridently: if you're going to mark the intended tone of your text when conversing online, you should do so like the elcor in mass effect indicated the tone of their speech: by describing it up front. or at the very least, never use "/hj" because I will never *not* read that as "handjob"

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Alex I. Thymia @maia.computer · 14/04/2026

I had zero idea what my adult years were going to look like (which maybe explains why I feel like a 42-year-old adolescent. well, that and the second puberty) so I can't really answer this question other than to say that I didn't think donald fuckin' trump would be president once, let alone twice

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Kylee @perfidioussinn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

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