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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

CARROT Weather 6.9 is now available, meatbags! My big iOS 27 update includes an AI-powered Layout Assistant, new Activities and Highlights sections, compact sections that fit more data on screen, a full-page widget, and more. Update now or else: apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Nice. See you Monday, meatbags.

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

CARROT Weather 6.8 is now available, meatbags! This update is all about helping you survive wildfire season: 😷 Air quality map layer 💨 Smoke map layer 🔥 Improved wildfire layer with detailed fire information 🟣 Support for nearby PurpleAir stations with hyperlocal air quality readings

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

CARROT Weather 6.7 is now available, meatbags! This update includes a trip planner, custom notifications that trigger right when their threshold is crossed, and more. Update or not, I don't care, but whatever you do, do not reply with a 6-7 meme. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

See you on Wednesday, meatbags.

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

CARROT Weather v6.6 is now available, meatbags! Higher-res and faster updating radar in Europe & Australia, NOAA regional data source, wildfires map layer, new secret locations, new fake ads, new jokes/insults/depravity, and so much more. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...

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CARROT Weather: Alerts & Radar App - App Store

Download CARROT Weather: Alerts & Radar by Grailr LLC on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like CARROT Weather:…

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

What would make you think I was joking?

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

🎵 But if you try, sometimes Well, you might find You get what you need 🎵

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

CARROT Weather v6.5 is here, meatbags! - Multi-model forecasts - Storm Prediction Center outlooks - Detailed tide charts & nearby tide station lookup Download now... or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Surprise! Another big update drops tomorrow, meatbags.

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

CARROT Weather 6.4 is now available, meatbags! New data source (The Weather Channel), realistic weather effects, NWS area forecast discussions, Weather Underground stations, customizable Apple Watch app backgrounds, and more. Update now… or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Who doesn’t want a free sexbot??

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweat...

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?...

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Oops, I Blew It All Up

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?...

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Bow to the Storm

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?...

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Dinner Is Served

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk

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Stop the Machine

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw

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You Belong to Me

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world: youtu.be/yKZtUupV99I

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Sitcom Daddy

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.) youtu.be/nwMFvaHQ1Ls

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Big Fat Morons

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/gabsgEYNUcw

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Penguins, Assemble

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”! youtu.be/7c-9Q9mtDyw

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The World Should Be Mine

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/hBnd8qf0Ess

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Paperclips

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/x8fdY_BBWc0

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I Hate You

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!” youtu.be/bfP-1Ee6-Dk

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Make It Rain

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/7kCpvyD0fxI

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Fun to Make Fun Of

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today! "What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus. Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

To celebrate my 10th birthday, I did something truly unhinged: I created my own musical! CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.” youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E

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Human

YouTube video by MeetCARROT

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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Get ready for a big surprise, meatbags. See you on Monday.

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