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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

You will SIT down and you will FINISH your dinner and you will

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hell on the Danforth: A Scrawler Mystery

Joe noticed the man was on a bicycle.

And he was following Joe.

Joe walked faster.

So did the man.

Joe looked behind him.

More zombies had appeared.

They were coming from everywhere, like in a zombie movie.

This was no longer a neighbourhood problem.

This was a zombie problem.

And maybe it was a political problem.

Joe started thinking.

Who was responsible?

Mayor Olivia Chow?

The federal government?

The European Union?

Joe wasn't ruling anything out.

Canada was getting closer to Europe.

Everyone knew European countries had problems. Joe had seen it on the news.

Europe had all kinds of spooky creatures. Dracus.
Frankensteins. Maybe even zombies.

The pieces were falling into place.

He kept walking on the Danforth. It looked like a death strip. Like an apocalypse.

Then a zombie blocked his path.

"You can't come through here," it said.

Joe looked at it.

"Why not?"

"It's our turf."

Joe wrote that down.

Death strip is zombie turf.

Then more zombies appeared.

Joe was surrounded.

One had a hammer.

Another had a bicycle.

A third was just standing there. But it looked threatening.

Joe knew a threat when he saw one.

He had been threatened before.

Usually by people who left mean comments on his articles. Or demanded to know where his hat was.

This was different.

Joe ran away.

He ran down a side street. He jumped in a dumpster.

Joe took out his notebook. Death strip is zombie turf, he read.

He knew it. He had known all along.

He wrote a new clue underneath on a new line.
Who is really running Toronto?

Joe closed the notebook.

He had been the one running. But now it was time to find out who was really running Toronto.

Before they found him.

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Doug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Since we’re considering trade reprisals — I wrote last year about how easy it would be for Canada to make toilet paper completely unavailable to Americans. It could be done without any tariffs or embargoes. It may be happening already. www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If US booze has to go back on the shelf in Canadian liquor stores, they should put on in the back and curtain it off in shame like it’s the seedy porno section of a video store.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

When I was young I used to play doctor with the neighborhood girls by dismissing their legitimate concerns, telling them they just had anxiety and recommending they lose weight.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

So nice of the Ford government to come back from its 14-week vacation, after showing up to work for a whopping 51 days last year, to give us this sanctimonious lecture about the importance of attendance.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

Reminder that most of this daylight we’re supposedly “saving” will go straight into Baby Boomers’ pockets and the rest of us will never see any of it.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Tough break for the boys, but many of these players will be back in four years for the inevitable Canada-Gilead final.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Last chance for Team Canada before China makes us stop forever. Let’s go, boys.

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Augie Ray @augieray.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

A new study out of China found that first-trimester #COVID19 infection is associated with a 2.25x higher risk of birth defects. Prospective parents must be as committed to protecting their child's health before birth as after. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

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The association between early pregnancy infection with SARS-CoV-2 and fetal birth defects: a prospective study - Scientific Reports

This multicenter prospective cohort study investigated the association between maternal SARS-CoV-2 infection in early pregnancy and birth defects. Although placental damage and fetal distress are know...

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Adolfo Neto @adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 30/12/2025

This Brazilian woman hates AI

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Catherine O’Hara deserves praise for basically everything she ever did, but her work as Margaret Meehan in SCTV’s “High Q” is one of the funniest sketch comedy performances of all time. youtu.be/MIVBgOhD-fs?...

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SCTV ~ HIGH Q , 1977

YouTube video by Short Attention Span

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Carney needs to call Pete Hoekstra to his office and tell him to pack his shit.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I know there are very good reasons not to do it, but it would be very funny if Mark Carney responded to Trump’s blustering and threats with the energy of Phoebe Bridgers replying to David Crosby with “little bitch.”

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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Pierre Poilievre is absolutely unfit to be prime minister or to hold political office of any kind.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL

The preposterously named and now defunct Coffee Lime café and deli, an East York fixture for many years at Pape Ave. and Floyd Ave.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

welp, just saw the ol’ ball and chain off to her hometown (Kringleville, pop. 748) for Christmas…she really wanted me to go but business comes first and little does she know the Big Business Deal im working on is a hostile takeover of the hot cocoa factory the entire towns economy relies on

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Dr. Jen Irwin @drjenirwin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Read this twice. “Our findings redefine SARS-CoV-2 infection as a condition of long-lasting immune compromise.” www.sciencedirect.com:5037/science/arti...

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/04/2024

billboard: hey look at me me: can’t I’m driving billboard: come on look me: eyes on the road billboard: pls it’s important me: fine what is it billboard: drive safely lol

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Dr. Catherine Scott @cataranea.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year? How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

He steps aside as the bull is coming.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

When Pierre Poilievre claims Charlie Kirk was killed “because he expressed a contrary point of view,” journalists have a duty to ask which point of view he means. Make him quote one.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer. New York Times tomorrow

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Political violence is never okay, unless it’s the shootings of Melissa Hortman and John Hoffman, the hammer attack on Paul Pelosi, the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot, the Jan. 6 U.S. Capitol attack, gunfire at DNC offices, mail-bombing campaigns, election worker intimidation, ramming cars into pro

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I actually do want this shooter caught, because the longer he’s on the loose, the longer right-wing media gets to create the bogeyman of an Antifa supersoldier instead of the pathetic, disgruntled ultrafascist loser weirdo these guys always inevitably turn out to be.

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

9/11 is a great time to remember that the imperial power will seize on any opportunity to do what it was going to do anyway, especially if it gets to do it under the gaudy pagentry of being the Aggrieved

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

New rule: You’re not allowed to dismiss the latest atrocity as a distraction unless you actually say what it’s a distraction from. At least pretend to care about something, anything.

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Kimiko Shibata @eslfairy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

No school principal should ever have to tell the parent of a vulnerable child that they can’t keep their child safe at school. Or that their child can only come half—days because that’s the max they can offer for EA support. And yet this happens frequently in #OntEd. #FixTheFormula

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Linda Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Big talk, quite frankly, from the poster boy for not knowing when to leave.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Great Father’s Day over here. My children gave me tools, and then my wife showed me how to use them.

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Kate Beaton @katebeaton.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

My daughter and her friend go to a Gaelic immersion primary school

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Jim Snowden @snowdenwriter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Musk isn't a visionary. He's a dipshit with a lousy sense of risk. Yes, the Sun will steadily brighten and in a billion years or so make it too hot for us to live here, but we're already making it too hot for us to live here right now. And Musk is siding with the people bent on making that worse.

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Jaime Margary @momchomsky.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

It amazes me how these people will call Elon a visionary for raising concerns over the Earth being swallowed by the Sun in 7.5 billion years but climate change making our planet inhospitable in 100 years is too far out to care.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Social services like Medicare and Medicaid aren’t about “getting your money’s worth”. They’re about living in a society. Recognizing that some people require more support than others, and that providing that support benefits everyone. People are not “things” to enhance your investment.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Seems like just yesterday I was having pints in a bar with this guy and he was trying to get me to give up my meth habit.

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Randy Luckham 🇨🇦 @horsepharmer.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Lost a beautiful home on a safe street along with his powerful paycheque.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

It would be funny to run an opponent in the by-election who was willing to legally change his name to “Pierre Poilievre Sucks.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

A week ago, this guy was pledging to give police more power to crack down on homeless squatters.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I was just reminded of my all-time favorite celebrity lookalikes.

Left: Simon Cowell
Right: The Lion of Gripsholm

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

“If I simply give the bully my lunch money, he will then have enough to buy his own lunch and won’t ask me for any more.”

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PressProgress @pressprogress.ca · 01/04/2025

NEW: CTV cancelled a fact-checking segment in response to political pressure from Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives An audio recording obtained by PressProgress shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives

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CTV Cancelled a Fact-Checking Segment in Response to Political Pressure From Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives

Audio recording shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives

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