Magick @magick.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Your Blood, Sweat, & Tears are not enough to prove your labor. I'm going to need to see some cum. 140
Reposted by MagickGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/02/2025uh oh @pixelthegnome.bsky.social 119638
Reposted by MagickOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/03/2024this just came up on shuffle and well... FOREVER BANGERopen.spotify.comCan't Get You out of My HeadKylie Minogue · Song · 2001 12929
Reposted by MagickMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 19/09/2024An exoskeleton is a skeleton on the exterior of an animal in the form of hardened integument, which both supports the body's shape and protects the internal organs. An xoxoskeleton is armor made out of my hugs and kisses, now, go get 'em, tiger. 37421
Reposted by Magickhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 04/01/2025when my gf who is a year younger than me lets me call her mommy 51596
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I have failed the Lord and must now accept my punishment. Wearing a hairhat 010
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Chic song Le Freak is about topping someone who has a horsecock but likes to receive 010
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Animal Collective song My Girls is about Vegeta giving up his dreams of being the strongest Saiyan in order to be a better husband and father. 020
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Santa Esmerelda song Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood is about a hot, bisexual who orders 4 star spicy Pad Kee Mao at the Thai place 010
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Fiona Apple song Shadowboxer is about how difficult it is to put socks on wet feet 010
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Dua Lipa song Pyramids is about slowly coming to the realization that you're way more into pegging than you thought you'd be 020
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody is about the first time you made out on the bus, and then the driver got mad and yelled at you. 000
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Pixies song Where is My Mind is about jorking it so hard, you splooge in your jeggings 000
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Everclear song Santa Monika is about seeing a girl so hot, you immediately die from it 010
Reposted by Magickhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/12/2024tuna on whole grain w pepper jack, spinach, onions, jalepeno. not toasted. no dressing. 9652
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 11/12/2024You know that when a song begins with that sweet, succulent sound of Akon wailing "convict music", you're about to have your socks blown halfway to Neptune 010
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I have taken all the bean juice for my mom's 9 bean soup and dehydrated it into pure bean protein. I am using this to bond our souls together.In a way, that could only be dissolved by some water. Warm water 010
Reposted by MagickAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 10/12/2024Hope he doesn’t get beaten up by the billionaire CEO gangs in prison 493729359
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Why is no one calling anyone else submissive and breedable anymore? 010
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Life is fiction. I've decided to hang out on my porch smoking my pipe without a jacket until I can Get Sick. 000
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 10/12/2024"Shaking, like a dog shitting razorblades" is the pinnacle of evocative lyricism. 000
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Watching Eastern Promises with my GF, and I paused the movie to point out the scene where Viggo Mortensen breaks his penis on the Orc helmet 000
Reposted by Magick"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $275/$700 @garaktailor.com · 30/11/2024Same, Cucumber. Same. 1306
Reposted by Magick𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 28/11/2024need a pretty girl to spatchcock me 1287
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Me and my cubemate do this all the time, but no one talks about us because my swimmers don't swim 000
Reposted by Magickhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/11/2024sorry for binding you to me in this lifetime and all other lifetimes for eternity king 413617
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Gottman's 4 Horsemen of failing relationships are: -Contempt -Lack of Grooming -Voting for Trump -Selfish in Bed 020
Magick @magick.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I keep touching my Gooch cautiously. Like you worry it should be gross. So close to the balls and the butt, but it's just skjn, hairy skin. 010