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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Your Blood, Sweat, & Tears are not enough to prove your labor. I'm going to need to see some cum.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/02/2025
uh oh @pixelthegnome.bsky.social
watercolor of a Gnome throwing a Molotov
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
this just came up on shuffle and well... FOREVER BANGER
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Can't Get You out of My Head
Kylie Minogue · Song · 2001
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Flowers for David Bob's big boychocolate milkshakePhotos of David Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan and Laura Dern
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 19/09/2024
An exoskeleton is a skeleton on the exterior of an animal in the form of hardened integument, which both supports the body's shape and protects the internal organs. An xoxoskeleton is armor made out of my hugs and kisses, now, go get 'em, tiger.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
when my gf who is a year younger than me lets me call her mommy
Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
They should make Coca-Cola flavored Zyns
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I have failed the Lord and must now accept my punishment. Wearing a hairhat
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Chic song Le Freak is about topping someone who has a horsecock but likes to receive
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Animal Collective song My Girls is about Vegeta giving up his dreams of being the strongest Saiyan in order to be a better husband and father.
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Santa Esmerelda song Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood is about a hot, bisexual who orders 4 star spicy Pad Kee Mao at the Thai place
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Don't come over after I've been skeeting
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Fiona Apple song Shadowboxer is about how difficult it is to put socks on wet feet
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Dua Lipa song Pyramids is about slowly coming to the realization that you're way more into pegging than you thought you'd be
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody is about the first time you made out on the bus, and then the driver got mad and yelled at you.
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Pixies song Where is My Mind is about jorking it so hard, you splooge in your jeggings
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Everclear song Santa Monika is about seeing a girl so hot, you immediately die from it
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Ski Lift boyfriend Cocaine girlfriend
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Daft Punk girlfriend P-Funk boyfriend
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
tuna on whole grain w pepper jack, spinach, onions, jalepeno. not toasted. no dressing.
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
If you look like this, DM me
Lettuce's album crush
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You know that when a song begins with that sweet, succulent sound of Akon wailing "convict music", you're about to have your socks blown halfway to Neptune
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I have taken all the bean juice for my mom's 9 bean soup and dehydrated it into pure bean protein. I am using this to bond our souls together.In a way, that could only be dissolved by some water. Warm water
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
This is my Healthcare Hitman
Stelio Kontos
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 10/12/2024
Hope he doesn’t get beaten up by the billionaire CEO gangs in prison
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Why is no one calling anyone else submissive and breedable anymore?
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The key to good sickness is proper seasoning
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Life is fiction. I've decided to hang out on my porch smoking my pipe without a jacket until I can Get Sick.
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Nah, bitch. YOUR item bag is full!
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
"Shaking, like a dog shitting razorblades" is the pinnacle of evocative lyricism.
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Trip Hop Dogs
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Go with me here. . . Cocaine fork
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Comic: Vlad the Impaler discovers marshmallows. 

Vlad is impressed after impaling a 'mallow.
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Reading and learning about cervical orgasms today
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
And yet. . .
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Watching Eastern Promises with my GF, and I paused the movie to point out the scene where Viggo Mortensen breaks his penis on the Orc helmet
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Inviting my stalker over to do chores for me, AMA:
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $275/$700 @garaktailor.com · 30/11/2024
Same, Cucumber. Same.
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 28/11/2024
need a pretty girl to spatchcock me
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Me and my cubemate do this all the time, but no one talks about us because my swimmers don't swim
A reddit post about a pair of inmates that got pregnant despite being in separate cells.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
sorry for binding you to me in this lifetime and all other lifetimes for eternity king
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Gottman's 4 Horsemen of failing relationships are: -Contempt -Lack of Grooming -Voting for Trump -Selfish in Bed
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Magick @magick.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I keep touching my Gooch cautiously. Like you worry it should be gross. So close to the balls and the butt, but it's just skjn, hairy skin.
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