Reposted by Magsdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh 224395921
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jesus that Pac tribute episode… beautiful and sad and really something else 050
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Help Katra out if you can! there’s some serious bullshit going on and she’s an absolute sweetheart 163
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026White girls naming their cat vid, but it’s all italian spices 000
Reposted by MagsWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Daily bunny no.3455 prefers the classics 132757536
Reposted by Mags🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ultimately Samus's decision to use one of her hands as just a gun is not my problem 011
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026大工 (Carpenter) is pronounced “dai-ku”. s/o to my Japanese lesbians, miracle makers 000
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nevermind anniversary - can't wait to read another of one those interviews with the guy in his late 30s going 'haha yeah... that was my babydick' 220
Reposted by MagsYuria @itsyuria.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Alright I had enough of a cry last night. Remaking this: Homeless part-indigenous queer trans woman looking for aide! I'm in line for homeless assistance in the city but until then, I need to keep sheltered and fed and build myself back up #mutualaid ko-fi.com/yuriagal/ko-fi.comBuy Yuria a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Yuria today! 24267
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I followed the Japanese girl who is a weaboo for New Jersey and she posted a video of her on a vacation getting lunch with the NJ governor 060
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026History of Concrete is a feature length How To with John Wilson and thank you John nice to see you again, I missed you fella 010
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Big beardy guy crushing a whole beatbox while folding his laundry - shine on you crazy diamond 010
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Accepting communion on this Wing Wednesday A buffalo drumstick is place on my tongue. I close my eyes, nod and reopen my mouth to reveal it has been skeletonized like a cartoon fishbone 000
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Better Get Dick in Yo’ Hole (off the seminal album, Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis) 010
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lovely time at the Dean wrestling show today! Ran into some nice people too, like this fella 021
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026These look like the toys your dead kid plays with in heaven jr 040
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Forgot today was 9/11 and rewatched a bunch of battlestar galactica last nite and hooo boy I remembered quick 020
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Any other dykes at Strap also listened to this while they were getting ready please lemme buy you a drink 050
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Want to feel connected to the vast organism I am a part of but I’m instead looking at a computer and sending emails. So are just as many other fragments, but this doesn’t reconnect us. 050
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=duKm...youtube.compov: You Stay the Night in Banjo Kazooie's House and it's Raining Outside (with Music)YouTube video by N64 at Nite 🌙 111
Reposted by Mags𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 05/09/2026spike hellis delivering the beat 083
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Poirot has the exact same fit as Porco Rosso - he often does, but the woman’s outfit on this episode looks exactly like Gina 020
Reposted by Magsgwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Now don't be mad at me but I actually have a bit part in the new Harry Potter show. They added me just for the show, my name is Amanda Brick. I'm Harry Potter's neighbor and i'm the trans woman who, at the beginning of every episode, gives you permission to watch it without feeling bad 829744
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026offended insta showed me something called “Foid tech reviews” complete with wojack comics with ironic neotenysm. Instant block. None of us are free from sin. 000
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dan Carlins dramatic reading voice doing the lyrics to Singapore 000
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026God the Suchet-Poirot Death on the Nile is such a treat. The dodgy American accents, the roster of actors (one of the guys apparently played Mothma’s husband on Andor? Emily Blunt in it??), so delightful 100
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Silicon Valley CEOs are learning the skills of social control with a new secret weapon espoused in Mike Flores’ seminal magic the gathering article, “Who’s the Beatdown?” 000
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“If you can’t hear what someone is saying but can hear them talking? These are the Best hearing aids for people over 75” ad before my bedtime cryptic crossword video? Yeah. You got my ass. 030
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Life is beautiful cause it’s the Liminal stage between not existing and dead 😍😍 000
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026God my “restful” time of the week (mon-wed) is getting dangerously encroached on. Only had time yesterday to nap and watch old Poirots while playing hades 110
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I swear to god I had put enough sunscreen on my face but I am once again proven wrong 150
Reposted by MagsMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Had my midyear review at work this morning. No raise or promotion, but they unlocked the double jump node on my skill tree. I can now access the second level at the cafeteria where they sell hard liquor during the workday. 838952
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Dale Gribble is only funny because he’s incompetent. That plays into the viewer’s dangerous fantasy of their father figures not being able to enact the havoc their worldview causes, indemnifying the viewer against introspection. Dale should shoot up a DMV or you’re a coward for watching him. 020
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Impromptu beach trip saved my weekend so it’s ok this time, but ladies should not cancel on me again, ok? 020
Reposted by Magseli yudin @eliyudin.com · 17/08/2026ME TO JACK REACHER 2 SECONDS BEFORE BEING FORCE-FED DOWN A SEWER DRAIN: nice ass. mind if i kick it? 3968
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Oiwa/Uemura G1 finals love my shin nihon baby, bleed lions blood let’s gooooooo 001
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I wanna get old enough where i can see cryptic crosswords allowed to use the modern definition of “cooking” for wordplay 361
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The guy that wrote The Tao of Pooh who also wrote a sequel about Piglet which ended in a rant against feminists? God, he was so ahead of his time. 110
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Trader Joe’s employees all standing in front of the closed up freezers with their arms folded like bouncers, nodding and letting me grab a chianti salami 050
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“Hey do you wanna go see this movie with me?” The most terminally horny phrase a lady can say. Blood shoots out my nose at noneuclidean angles. 051
Mags @maggpiemafia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026God I love my karaoke but I gotta work on getting my voice up. My brain doesn’t process microphone carrying sound so I go instinctually loud 010
Reposted by MagsGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I was 12 years old asking “has anyone with autism ever made it big” on IRC and they were like "Made what big" 347654
Reposted by Magsceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die 334333493
