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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃

@maggard.wtf
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Baseball, life, politics, trying to be better than i was yesterday. Daily hater of himself

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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 06/10/2026
Too much certainty for me.
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The Bath Bomb Dealer 🛁 🫧 @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com · 27/09/2026
Can I get the last of my 3️⃣ boo baskets 🧺 out 👀 These boo 👻 baskets are great for every age 💖 Loaded with ⬇️ 4️⃣ Horror themed bath bombs 2️⃣ soaps w/loofah bags 3️⃣ Korean sheet face masks 2️⃣ under eye masks + so much more ⬇️ 🛒 ko-fi.com/s/9a94fceb72
ko-fi.com
Halloween Boo Baskets - LIMITED QUALITIES - JumpyJellybean Bath Bombs's Ko-fi Shop
These spooky Halloween baskets are not only adorable but LOADED with everything to make that special something in your life feel special. There is l...
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 05/10/2026
🎶Everyone was Julie blocking. Bots were fast as lightning 🎶
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 05/10/2026
Lets go barves
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 04/10/2026
Julie likely post. She's so friendly.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 04/10/2026
Jake Cronenworth, yikes
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 04/10/2026
Betsy bought me a new projector. Been watching football and baseball on a 15' screen today.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 04/10/2026
Ah, I got Julied
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 03/10/2026
@grammarous.bsky.social you see this?
espn.com
Houston, Texas A&M and Air Force top best uniforms of CFB Week 5
The Cougars are repping a light blue shade this week, while the Aggies are going with camouflage.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 02/10/2026
Now spinning, continuing our Beatles listening
Album cover for Revolver by the Beatles
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 02/10/2026
Now playing
Album cover of The Beatles Rubber Soul
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 02/10/2026
Pujols 2005 homer will bother me until the day I die. #Astros
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 01/10/2026
I gave feedback, but probably not feedback on what they wanted. I said Bagwell should be kept away from roster decisions, and that there wasn't enough pitching or bench depth.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 01/10/2026
Not now Astros, not now...
Email from the Astros asking how the game was
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 01/10/2026
Tonight was 99th checkin to Daikin/MMP/Enron. Lets hope 100 isnt delayed by the lockout
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 01/10/2026
I had to leave, i couldn't watch that
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 30/09/2026
I stopped drinking for this?
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 30/09/2026
Today's view. Im ready.
View of the field of Daikin Park from the outfield
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 29/09/2026
www.chron.com/sports/astro... LOL
chron.com
Astros superstar's next playoff game will make bizarre MLB history
The beloved Houston figure will make postseason history in his next game against the Chicago White Sox.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 27/09/2026
woo AL West Champs!
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 27/09/2026
How did Christian Walker get to 29 homers?
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 26/09/2026
5.1 Innings and an its dusty in here.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 26/09/2026
Congrats JV. 5IP 6Ks and 2ER
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 26/09/2026
Watching JV one last time. Thanks for the memories Justin #Astros
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The Bath Bomb Dealer 🛁 🫧 @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com · 16/08/2026
Can you help me share my small business ⬇️ I have a goal of getting 2️⃣ sales this evening 🙏 I have spa packages going for $10 👀
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 16/08/2026
This is pretty cool. Kid lived the dream today.
mlb.com
3 HRs in 1st 3 at-bats?! Cards prospect Báez first to accomplish feat in epic big league debut
CHICAGO -- Joshua Báez always believed this day would come. And he absolutely made the most of it in the Cardinals' 8-4 victory over the Cubs at Wrigley Field. The Cardinals' young slugger is now the ...
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 13/08/2026
attn: houston
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 12/08/2026
The stupid baserunning. Good lord. #Astros
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CurtDogg @curt.dog · 08/08/2026
I'm willing to sell my N64 that has the expansion pack, two controllers, and an everdrive 64 X5 preloaded with every single N64 and NES game. I'm willing to sell it for $300. If anyone is interested please let me know asap!
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 23/07/2026
this is what the president looks like lol
donald trump but he is also droopy dog
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 04/08/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social please help make this right. gwen has been suffering through mass harassment. </3
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
free Gwen!
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
11 years ago today, Ken Paxton surrendered at the Collin County Jail on felony securities fraud charges. This is his mugshot.
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Jake Berman @lostsubways.com · 03/08/2026
this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/?
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
last day and i still need $650 give a bitch a boost yeah
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Luanne Platter @luanneplatter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What in the hell??? Texas Monthly.... I'm sending this to everyone I know. How have I never thought of this? This could have saved Threadgills. www.texasmonthly.com/recipe/enchi...
texasmonthly.com
Enchilada Meat Loaf
The classic American dish gets a Tex-Mex makeover covered in chili gravy and cheese, taking comfort food to another level.
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Please boost. Im still stuck in bad dealing with a back injury. As soon as I can get back to driving I will. Just trying to stay ahead of bills and feed myself. Also pay for doctor's visits for my back. Thank you 🖤🖤 💕💸
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Is that your Toyota Siena? Wow. Hopefully I’ll be Siena you a lot more,
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 17/10/2025
going to set this up and just stop talking to people
tootloo.com
Tootl'oo – Where memories live on.
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 16/10/2025
"Women don't like the vehicle"
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I was married but I’m not married any more. women don’t like the vehicle
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Creepy Jazz Enthusiast 🎃 @cicadaqueen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
Some kind of sedan painted red and white that has x-wing wings affixed to the bank
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Would the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade be considered an antifa thing now because of the inflatables
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I thought the Cybertruck was for divorced men. I didn't realize it created divorced men
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I have spent the last couple of years writing about the Young Republicans. Here is some of my work.
thenation.com
Undercover With the New Alt-Right
For 11 months, I pretended to be a far-right extremist. I discovered a radical youth movement trying to infiltrate the Republican Party.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 16/10/2025
Way to go you hosers. Lets do it again tomorrow.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 16/10/2025
You hosers better score tomorrow.
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 16/10/2025
Save some for tomorrow you hosers!
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🎃Sad Joe is so Joever it🎃 @maggard.wtf · 16/10/2025
And if that's how they get it done, then that's how they get it done....thanks Smoltzy.
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