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Maelstromic Hydra

@maelstromichydra.bsky.social
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It/Her Feral, crocodilian beast. Actual royal Princess. doll. A Hound like any other. Hell Herself. The Tempest given form.

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Sylvia, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 21h
I can make it worse: Statler and Waldorf headmates. "You call that jerkin it?" "Well I sure see one jerk!" "Ohohohohohoh!"
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Statler And Waldorf Argue
Alt: Statler And Waldorf Argue
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Cpt. Jade, Combat Lesbian @jessiejade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The very first thing Sartha Thrace sees in Ancyors cockpit every morning:
A photo of the notification from team fortress 2 telling the player they have been auto balanced and that they are now on the red team.

Text reads: you are now on red!

The teams have been auto balanced
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Maelstromic Hydra @maelstromichydra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Update on Wolf's Blood: woahdhwa
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Sin Sanity @avescelus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Choose your fate, Mutt~
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Shuck Hyena @shuckhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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Maelstromic Hydra @maelstromichydra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea that erotica and porn are somehow lower forms of art and should not be valued the same as other pieces is one of the single most detrimental beliefs that has been integrated into modern culture, if you do not believe that porn is art then we want nothing to do with you READ WARHOUND
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Sylvia, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to do a quick thread speaking in support of WARHOUND. Because I have strong opinions as a full time serial author and erotica writer. There's a phenomenon I notice that happens often, a repeated issue that occurs in discussions about any kind of art:
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Maelstromic Hydra @maelstromichydra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watched the original Ghost In The Shell recently, oh my gods what a movie
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hightierfleet.bsky.social @hightierfleet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT WAS PEAK FICTION IS WHAT IT WAS! IT WAS A GREAT DOGGIRL CLASSIC! AND IN THIS HOUSE, WARHOUND IS A HERO!
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Sin Sanity @avescelus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now, be a good dog, open wide and say 'Aaaah!'.
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Cera | Revolver Jawcelot @gtk1989.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When chatting with therians.
Badly photoshopped Willhelm De Osborne talking through the muzzle about dog stuff.
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Porn is inherently an artistic pursuit btw
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Malrionette @malachiteos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I also think less of you if you're one of the people who say shit like "unlike WARHOUND, Hekate's Call is actually good" which I hear way too fucking often
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Malrionette @malachiteos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's okay if you don't get WARHOUND or if it's not for you but if I ever see people talking shit about it for fun I do think less of you.
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A harem of bootblack lobotomites so braindead that each one can only manage one specific part of the process One girl who just drools constantly, responds to the name spitshine One girl to lick off the excess polish, responds to bootrag Saddlesoap, pantyhose, treadpick... Tag yourself ig
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It would feel so fucking good to violate a girl at gunpoint and pull the trigger right at the peak of her orgasm Let the last feeling her grey matter processes before it's splattered across the wall be her own body betraying her
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Latex Dolly Nikki @latexdollynikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prince trying to escape his kidnappers, but he keeps tripping over the 9 inch heels and multiple layers of a dress that are locked on
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goofy gooner @cuttlehonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cw piss, incest after a long night of chuggin büb light, sometimes a girl just needs a helping hand from her favorite sister.....
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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the real message of showhound
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 28/09/2026
Sekhmet and Madame Death
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Writing some real wish fulfilment in this fantasy story. A 9 foot tall transfem goddess and her harem of of cute, fat, extremely sinister mortal wives
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koyorin @koyorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
apex
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Maelstromic Hydra @maelstromichydra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're going to be sick and by sick we mean we are going to cum
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Maelstromic Hydra @maelstromichydra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Sartha woke up before sunrise, donned her milsurp Bundeswehr gear and went for a run, then posted a nude, cleaned the kitchen, and woke me up with a mimosa and a "Good morning, Sir!" That's my little domesticated soldier 🥰
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Dark Violet @darkviolet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
~ We have no wish to turn back ~
A sign warning of a 'BIOTHERIAN HAZARD', with a silhouette of a lupine figure drawn over it.
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🔞 Rachel's Den 🏳️‍⚧️ @chonkden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As I said earlier, Hekate's Call is what got me writing mechsplo and Strix owes its existence as it is now to the foundational work Mal did. Give her money. Mira's doing it for me and she both so go buy that shit or else 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Mardoch @mardoch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if you like horrible women being horrible buy Mal's book
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨HEKATE'S CALL PHYSICAL IS OUT!!!!!🚨🚨🚨
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🔞 Rachel's Den 🏳️‍⚧️ @chonkden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WARHOUND got me into this space, but Hekate's Call is what definitively got me writing mechsplo. My story, characters and world would not exist without Mal's masterpiece. Possibly my marriage wouldn't either. So give her money >:(
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moonlight @moonlit-daydream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do you think mimikyu has a pikachu poster above her bunk?
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Maelstromic Hydra @maelstromichydra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahhhh!!! So so so excited!!! Everyone go read this right now!!!!
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Malrionette @malachiteos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At long last, Hekate's Call is now available in paperback and ebook on Amazon! Support women's wrongs today! This is a story about bad people doing harm to each other, falling in love, and realizing maybe there are things worth being better for. Lesbians. Amazon: www.amazon.com/Hekates-Call...
Ilina Falke is left in the lurch when the salvage operation she contracted for goes under in the middle of a routine job. With nowhere else to go, she signs up with the company that nearly put her in the ground with the rest of the corpses she worked with on her old boss's recommendation.

Hekate's Call is a small PMC loaded to the brim with Imperial detritus -- coerced independents, discarded lab-meat, and everyone's most reviled ace pilot -- packing up shop and returning to the core worlds. Not that the details matter to Falke. A year aboard an intersystem mech carrier is a year to figure out what she'll do next, and all she needs to do is keep her head down and do what she's told.

It's just another job until the other pilots decide she's bad for business.
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Sylvia, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
With apologies to the Leinths who think they are Sartha and the Sarthas who think they are Leinth (Also there's a similar dichotomy between Kiones and Handlers)
4-panel Calvin and Hobbs comic.
1. Calvin's dad walks in and says "Oh hey on Bluesky? Let me show you something neat about the mechsplo subs. So basically they come in two types, Sartha and Leinth."
2. His dad continuing to explain "But you have to remember Sartha hates being Sartha and Leinth wants to be Sartha. So if you see a Sartha? That’s a Leinth. Unless someone made her a Sartha, then she’s a Sartha. But if you see a Leinth?" Calvin says yeah?
3. His dad says "Probably a Sartha, because no one wants to be Leinth. Unless she’s a Leinth who called herself Sartha then figured out she’s a Leinth, then she’s a Leinth"
4. Calvin lying in bed looking horrified
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is what good girls are made for
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buny rabbit. rabit bunny. @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mouse is a subclass of bunny
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Cherub @polygoncherub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pile(BUN)ker. I usually don't work on this during the week, but I needed to unwind something fierce and this helps fight the bad brain bullshit. So, I spent time trying out audio for the execute. Made 5 different cam angles for the kill to reduce fatigue. I am pleased. #CherubDev #UE5 #GameDev
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I ever message you "goodnight sweetie! <3" what I really mean is "I'm gonna go lay in bed and jerk off to noncon maid hentai until I pass out, see you in the morning" But that's too many words to type with one hand
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Sylvia, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I want to rape a city to death. The whole fucking thing all at once.
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xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CWing this for DANGERPLAY and DUBIOUS CONSENT! the princess learns that her subjects loyalty is very conditional on her putting out.
Pornographic art of the artist's princess self-insert. She's tied to a guilliotine, being fucked mercilessly from behind as one of her maids holds the rope to the blade. A line of onlookers is forming behind her.
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Red Strangeness Emporium @redemporium.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It will never cease to amaze me how different this community is. Mainstream: cuckoldry is such a taboo kink Bsky mechsplo: I just set my wife up with seven different people, three of whom will humiliate me about it, one of whom I'm besties with, and three of whom I'll be humiliating about it
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*trying to tell you to quit your cowardice* stop being such a *remembers as a feminist I should not disparage women’s genitals* such a *remembers many women have dicks* such a *thinks of something women shouldn’t have* Stop being such a boyfriend.
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sex with girls is like shooting a gun
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Kay F. Atkinson - Perfect Killer Bodies out Nov. 10 @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io · 14/09/2026
now she is thick but *also* pretty 😌 I'll probably do more work on this once it's had some time to rest (and once I get my hands on the first proof) but yeah, pretty happy with it atm! you know your book's long when the spine space economy makes more sense with the author name horizontal...
A paperback wrap for Unlimited Combat Dolls part 2, Perfect Killer Bodies. It features angular geometric designs, text in vivid red, and art of a small figure standing at the foot of a lighthouse that towers above clouds.
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Ophelia @ophelia168.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hi? me?? please???
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