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Carnitine

@beastmoder.bsky.social
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Unreliable narrator 18+ mdni everything here is fiction; not medical advice DMs open

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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 1h
all wolves are girls
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chipmunk on a mossy logChipmunk on a mossy log staring at me
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a young doe in the woods. she sees me
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Invented a new drink. Brut + grenadine till the alcohol taste is gone. Calling it "Wolf's Blood"
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the good stuff
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im not even going to lie these work weeks have me forgetting how to be a functional person
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good rimjobs should sound like a rottweiler eating a bowl of spaghetti
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buny rabbit. rabit bunny. @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think a full-body massage would fix my entire life rn
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the good stuff
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Coco 🌸🔞 @tiptaphooves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gay lil something I wrote in between commissions archiveofourown.org/works/93464081
archiveofourown.org
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're showing fat girls in jeans commercials we are so back.
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wolfgirl cobbing your morning bedhead
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sadist dyke who enjoys strapping girls because she thinks sex is supposed to be painful
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Musclegirl with tits so small they pass as pecs going topless at the gym
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Girl who gets hard looking at floral dresses in her size
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easily gored princess @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pssst. you. hey you. make that doll brown.
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Girls who nuzzle into your chest while napping. Girls who make little noises in their sleep. Girls who drool.
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Coco 🌸🔞 @tiptaphooves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
REAL AND TRUE FOR BOTH
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nini beastmoder nation. remember: wolves rule, girls drool. girl wolves drool too
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The only time I ever really want my ass eaten is after I get home from the gym. how can I make this a cute girl's problem.
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate how hard i get crit hit by that single phrase/word. it's unfair.
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If youre trans you have to buy yourself a treat after gym. you have to.
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Hella, Empress of all Europe @hellarealm.eu · 21/09/2026
CONSIDER GLORIOUS HELLACORD discord.gg/X2n2gJC9u -Inexplicably a center of mechsplo community activity -Several deranged Dutch women that eat people -Crucial Hella DLC -Become Worse™
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sword choice as a euphemism for dick size. Gaunt thief with a dagger. Half-giant wielding a rapier. Smug knight and her bastard sword. Dainty princess lugging around a zweihander
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes a girl is so sweet you have no choice but to kidnap and bring her to a secondary location. Someone was going to do it. This way she gets food and pets and sex from a pretty woman who loves her instead of being raped by a man. Yes her steel collar is too tight. Makes her talk funny (cute)
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes a girl's favorite drink is 2% milk and she should be celebrated for that
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datros @dominatros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Girls love other girls, but there's usually only one or two men they're comfortable with. Girls love doing EVERYTHING with other girls. Girls benefit from having mentors of different ages and backgrounds. In this essay, I will explain why harems are the natural and optimal environment for girls...
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
have a good week you all. nini all around
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ok my hitachi can no longer live on the bed with me. underneath it goes.
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forcefeeding a girl my used wax strips
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's cool that work has made it so if i dont drink caffeine i get headaches. also why did the cashier call me a guy. that was disheartening
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting your sister drunk and convincing her to fuck the family dog. Recording it so you can blackmail her into doing it again sober. Recording that too
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big sister kneading and groping her little sister's chest while she whimpers and moans about how "it hurts" like her whorish cries mean something other than wanting this treatment to continue
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a hitachi is a girl's best friend. so are dogs.
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a big sister is a kind of girl who buys alcohol for her younger sisters on the condition she can watch them make out in a drunken stupor
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Come sit in your wine-drunk big sister's lap. Nothing bad will happen if you sit in your wine-drunk big sister's lap.
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
real life is kinda like a lovely lady rpg if you think about it
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
spidergf injecting you with paralytic venom because you wouldn't spend "five more minutes" cuddling before getting up for work
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Give me a worn down eyebag-heavy rough handed dyke bossed around by a perfectly dressed secretary half her size. Give me an office lady pinning her butch to her cubicle wall by her cunt. Give me a high society gal who knows what she wants- a girl worked too hard for too long relaxing under her touch
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Some of you
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Girls who nuzzle into your chest while napping. Girls who make little noises in their sleep. Girls who drool.
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love is too much for me to have directly so what I do is latch onto people who love one another and sort of bask in the surplus warmth like a guppy or a monster who is going to hell no matter what
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Endry, Doe in the Headlights @smutsmitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
asking your werewolf girlfriend if she could maybe use the big scary ripped anthro form in bed tonight? nope. she's knotting you as a feral direwolf again and she's going to lick the inside of your mouth with her big gross flat dog tongue while she does it.
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Endry, Doe in the Headlights @smutsmitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Princess led to the guillotine, keeping a straight face. She won't weep. Dignity above all. Fitted into the device. Blood-wet wood on her neck. Looks down into the basket where her head's destined to fall. Her sister's eyes stare back, glassy. She coughs out one choked sob before the blade lands.
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Endry, Doe in the Headlights @smutsmitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
demon queen's pet, demurely tiptoeing around her lair in nothing but an ornate iron collar, upon which is inscribed small, fine arcane script reading: "I tried to defeat the Demon Queen and all I got was this slave collar"
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Im tired. wanna go to bed. nini everyone sweet dreams
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i think i want to live in a place where i can wear cute flowery dresses to the store without feeling unsafe
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Hey, do me a favor and cover her mouth. She gets vocal when she cums and she doesn't voice train so it sounds really fucking gross"
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Girl who gets a vaginoplasty just to close it off with piercings
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"My wife loves me" bro your wife sends me videos of her guiding your retriever's dick inside. She moans his name. That family photo she told you she threw away because she "knocked it off the wall"? Yeah man I had her hold it in her thong while her asshole got knotted. She squirted like crazy.
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