iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 07/10/2026

Wasn't expecting a real—let alone accurate—answer to this question, but sometimes AI knocks it out of the park.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 25/09/2026

Wheel of Fortune: nightmare difficulty setting

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 24/08/2026

Guys, I've been reading the news in chronological order since 2025 and just got to this cliffhanger. 20k HHS staff laid off?! Can't wait to see how this ends! NO SPOILERS!!!

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 20/08/2026

There hasn't been a new junk-food game in a long time...

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 29/07/2026

The censorship of giphy continues. Searching for "trump epstein" or "epstein trump" showed the famous gif of them partying together. All of these gifs have been removed and the search-term has been white-washed. Same with January 6th gifs. They're trying to rewrite / bury history.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 16/07/2026

According to the official CDC website, the best way to avoid getting explosive diarrhea is to avoid eating food with shit on it. Yes, this is real. Glad we have competent experts at the health department looking out for us.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 10/07/2026

I used to stream Fortnite on Twitch and experimented with turning the game feed into a giant "green screen" by keying out green and putting my face behind the footage. It was absolutely startling when people would forget and see my giant face pop up where grass or loot should be.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 27/06/2026

Likelihood of Elon Musk's autocomplete suggesting the n-word over time

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 21/06/2026

Tenuous peace talks with Iran this week to reopen the strait of reflection.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 11/06/2026

Why is it that people who like to deny, downplay and take credit for ending slavery never want to commemorate the ending of slavery?

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 20/05/2026

The left is mad because despite all their protesting, they can't deny that life has become significantly better under this president for Americans who like to fuck children and Americans who are okay with those who do.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 14/05/2026

I like to make a meme with layers, as Rick Harrison has personally co-signed this bullshit.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 13/05/2026

On the front page of Reddit for this banger again. +24k

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 12/05/2026

It has been almost 3 years to the day, and this is still one of the most embarrassing tweets ever made.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 28/04/2026

I've mostly migrated to other platforms, but I still mill about Twitter to shepherd my followers elsewhere, and to occasionally dunk on one of the most legendary losers on the planet.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 06/04/2026

Breaking: US jobs numbers for month of March have been revised downward.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 05/04/2026

My buddy @chadkultgen.bsky.social and I just released a new episode of Sol Ringers where we discuss some of the best bangers everyone is sleeping on. Play these or go to hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOSk...

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 03/04/2026

That's totally disrespectful. Imagine you worked hard your entire life to create a company that manufactures trash cans only to have someone throw Pam Bondi's face in it.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 24/03/2026

If you support MAGA and feel betrayed that gas prices are up, grocery prices are up, coffee has become unaffordable, you're losing health insurance and we're embroiled in another war, there's something you can do!

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 17/03/2026

AITA for going to war without consulting my allies, but expecting them to be on the hook for the cost of said war?

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 15/03/2026

Hey cool, now we're bombing "just for fun." This is a real thing said by Pedolf. We've spent $11.3 billion in munitions in the first week of the war alone. So we're going to war and spending billions, putting the entire region in conflict, putting lives at risk "just for fun"?

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 12/03/2026

Getting ready for Iran to strike Los Angeles like

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 04/03/2026

Get ready to ruin your panties nerds, my buddy Chad and I are starting a Magic the Gathering show. If you're not into MTG, good. More cards for us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmD5...

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 25/02/2026

"OMG CHATGPT IS WOKE!!!" Everyone's stupid obsession on Twitter this week was asking ChatGPT an idiotic reductive question forcing it into a binary response and then getting outraged at the response they forced it to give. Dumb.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 19/02/2026

If they don't want to be called nazis, why do they keep imitating Hitler?

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 19/02/2026

The character Kisarah in Aggressors of Darkness on Neo Geo has a move where she "cucks" her opponent by blowing a heart-kiss towards them, then when it lands, she turns around and kisses another guy while her opponent watches, making the character die from being cucked.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 12/02/2026

You want the government to start solving problems and holding pedos accountable? Well the DOW is over 50,000 if you even care.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 12/02/2026

What's a meme you think about all the time? Mine is this one from the new Nosferatu... I quote it all the time. For example if my girlfriend had a bad day, I'll use the Nosferatu accent and tell her that if it'll cheer her up, I'll let her "bounce on it.. kraaaazzy style..." (always works, lifehack)

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 11/02/2026

"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying," Trump said about Bad Bunny's halftime show, as he vented his frustration from his compound at Mar-A-Lago which is adorned with Spanish tile and named after the Spanish phrase "mar a lago" which means "sea to lake..."

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 10/02/2026

ICE agent or suspect in Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping? Difficulty: nightmare mode

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 05/02/2026

This book I signed years ago popped up on my feed today

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 04/02/2026

Elon was going to bring his wife to Epstein’s Island? Well that settles it then! No famous billionaire's partner was ever involved in anything nefarious on pedo island.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 03/02/2026

Ah yes, the old "too rich, too powerful, too handsome" to be a creep defense, aka, the ol' Roman Polanski / R. Kelly / Diddy / Danny Masterson / Kirk Douglas / Bill Cosby / Kevin Spacey defense...

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 02/02/2026

Meanwhile on dorklord's dumbshit propaganda site, Xchan, not one of the top-10 trending stories is about the Epstein files after the biggest bombshell dropped on one of the biggest news stories since 2019 (conveniently on Friday after news cycles).

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 01/02/2026

This Epstein shit is so insane, we're about to announce the US is going to wars with countries you've never heard of on Monday. Cue fire bombs in Minnesota to escalate the chaos. Anything to keep this out of the news cycle...

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 30/01/2026

Damn, Microsoft's founder caught spreading viruses and quietly trying to roll out the patch

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 29/01/2026

"...BUT THE TAILLIGHT!!!" This is going to be the hill the gestapo-lovers are going to die on.

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