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Joel A. Machiela

@machiela.bsky.social
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Library dude. Rock star. Dog, two kids, a wife. Abolish ICE wywolf.bandcamp.com

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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
aside from 2005, this has been white sox playoff baseball in my (probably incorrect) memory. "Yay, we made the playoffs!. Oh yeah, all of our pitchers died in September."
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I miss working across the street from this sign.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's been too long. That's embarrassing as an organization. And putting so much weight on 40+ year old nostalgia is kind of weak. And don't get me started on FTP. If anything, that whole schtick just emphasizes how much the Packers have had the Bears number over the last four decades.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ditka reverence is one of the big problems I have with Bears fandom. Great player, questionable coach. Any time I saw him in his post coaching life, he was either offering up meatball takes on the game or idiotic political commentary. Fan obsession with 85 is kind of pathetic, to me...
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is Colorado erasure!
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve gotta be honest… I thought Mike Ditka was already dead.
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the vardaman ensemble @vardamanens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
albums are up on BC and Subvert! thevardamanensemble.bandcamp.com/music and www.subvert.fm/the-vardaman.... Check out the other Vards on Freeform Portland Radio (link below) at 9AM Pacific. Get to the show tonight at Turn if you live in #PDX!
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The Vardaman Ensemble
Post-no faux soundtracks. cringe-gaze. (band, pdx)
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is gross, Amy. Maybe the government should stop selling guns to kids?
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's she going to throw for the first pitch? Fastball? Slider?
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Man's Disgusted 'Ew Nope' Reaction
Alt: Man's Disgusted 'Ew Nope' Reaction
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yes
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Alien Species
Alt: Alien Species
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look, let's talk serious, I think your friend Billy might be dead youtu.be/IuB5MERGtNY?...
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Billy's Dead
YouTube video by Deadbolt - Topic
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
poster for Lou Diamond Phillips movie, The First Power
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sam Antonacci rookie card, with ice cream cone
Colored-pencil card drawing of Sam Antonacci eating an ice cream cone
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Former Chicago Resident
Former Chicago Resident Barack Obama
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrorny - is that a genre?
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Bonnie @bonniefitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck the #NFL fuck #CBS #FOX #NBC and any other network playing the propaganda ads by Diaper Don paid for by my tax dollars.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes. It's respectful. Next question.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in a golden age of the interwebs, early 2000s maybe, a few bands I like would put demos and early versions of their songs on "secret" pages of their websites. Cracker did this whole thing with a series of clues you had to decipher to get to the different songs. It was fun. The web used to be fun.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see it's that time of year that ABC stops showing Monday Night Football over the air. Oh well. I guess I'll have to find my sports gambling and chicken wings commercials on youtube.
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A Poor, Lazy, Sexy Fraud. @buckygoodhair.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They….look, they just might actually, truly, honestly…be on a mission from God.
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The Blues Brothers: Classics Need To Be Saved
ALT: The Blues Brothers: Classics Need To Be Saved
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we live in Los Angeles now, I guess.
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Heartache Kits @hsticka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just heard @npr.org say "no one knows how to fairly divvy up the bill" regarding the increase in utility costs due to data centers. Easy. Data centers pay. The infrastructure, increase, their own bills. If I walk into a store and fuck up everything in there, I have to pay for it. Why don't they?
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a follically-challenged human, I am offended by the density of this man's hairline. But I do love him.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Debbie, you are assuming an awful lot there.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sure. Maybe after years of "someone should do something!" posts from congresspersons, I'm a bit grumpy.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If only you knew someone in Congress.
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 02/10/2026
Minnie Minoso, 1976 #WhiteSox #Baseball
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Lime Green @limeyguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to the people who keep using SunoAI for music in there videos ...free audio libraries and creative commons songs exist... you know that right??? Do the works of the great and powerful Kevin MacLeod mean NOTHING TO YOU???
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
damn it, I guess I gotta buy another record youtu.be/7bBHyHsAvI4?...
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Mike D 5D: Make It Stop/That's Right Medley | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...and I have a newfound respect for how my mom managed to *not* have that happen to our laundry room.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have a laundry chute that goes to the basement. Right now the pile of laundry under that chute opening is hilariously high. When I was a kid, I was kind of judge-y toward my friend Robby's parents because their laundry room always had a giant backlog of dirty laundry. Now I get it...
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A group of otters is called a "romp." Neat. Go White Sox. Go Bears. Destroy ICE.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, the White Sox. Literally the White Sox.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're having trouble visualizing 57 men ignored an attack on another human, this might help. 57 people is 11 basketball teams + 2 5 football teams + 2 A school bus full of children Four 12-person felony juries, plus nine people. That's how many men failed to help this poor woman. #Cornell7
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keenum doesn't even need a bunch of people to push him in from the one. He's just that good. :-)
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ice Cube Driving a Convertible
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026
"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the days where it does dump a lot of water and I'll be outside for more than a few minutes, an umbrella is great. I've never understood the "I don't use umbrellas" thing as a point of pride.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a number of people seem to be upset that their niche foreign television shows are not on a list of top shows published by an American newspaper.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/PhGdaQZPfgI?...
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A Harvest Festival is Not Halloween! - A Megathruster Protest Song
YouTube video by Megathruster
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yes, I *am* special.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
probably the packers losing last night.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any list without Pushing Daisies is a crime. So many shows on that list are just "awful people being awful, but the acting is so good!" and that's just not compelling to me.
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Lee Pace as the Pie Maker in Pushing Daisies
Alt: Lee Pace as the Pie Maker in Pushing Daisies
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Super Mario 1UP Pixel Art Animation
Alt: Super Mario 1UP Pixel Art Animation
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think of this every time.
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