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Paul Fleetwooo!

@macalbatross.bsky.social
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Ill-founded conjecture based upon borrowed wisdom, and stolen insights. AuDHD like near everyone else who has been a weirdo since childhood.

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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 2h
Reckon it was all money laundering.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 3h
Ah, the refreshing futility of my top floor flat receiving junk mail from roofers
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 16h
People who like my cooking sometimes marvel at my inventive creations, they don't see the nights like tonight when I have to eat spicy vanilla spaghetti as it seemed an interesting idea half an hour ago. (Not horrific, but not something I need to work on making more of)
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching a Youtube history video from so early in the lockdown that content creators hadn't even worked out the benefits of duvet based sound-proofing.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty sure that "Don't Know" is the correct answer to many of these sort of daft multiple choice questions.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd normally be unable to imagine the Surrey Lib Dem -> Reform switcher, but I did my Geography GCSE urban study on Epsom, and it's not unexpected. A town of contrasts.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will block and unfollow anyone who live skeets this
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's OK, it's not like the Russians would be reckless enough to make a form of plague that bypasses modern antibiotics.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember, if you can't find something nice to write, you could just make stuff up when it was hard to check things, as nobody really bothered. He had a, legally established, fragrant wife, what more could you ask for?
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I preferred it back when people used the term 'liminal space' more sparingly.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, nobody is currently prepared for the next war, that's the thing about next wars, nobody is ever properly prepared for them. Perhaps building loads of drones is a prudent preparation, but buggered if I know.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They've decided to upgrade firefox again. Not huge changes but, lads, you work on a finished product, stop making changes that do not improve functionality or fix security holes.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not content with being the nation's no1 at whiff-whaff...
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know what, maybe we were all too mean about the Ed Stone
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
times have moved on from the days of - want a pound/stamp?
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he so self-sizzled in the SirAlan sauces, that his ego yolks got pasteurised
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the 8th month of the season they'd come to call 'Sprumtum' they looked to the weather gods, and the weather gods say-eth "Maybe you'll need a big coat next Wednesday."
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I would have written your name in gold leaf on parchment but all I had to hand was a penknife and a park bench.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are few images of young me on the internet (the free spaces we used for hosting died) but, of the survivors, this is the one I get tagged in most
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Manchester
Smirny and Ian look resigned as Pootle does his thing
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cyclops voyeurs club: "And remember lads, keep your eye on the pry"
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's because we are old
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure this I what imagined en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Trak would be like
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Ukraine Turns Soviet BTR-60 Into Remote-Controlled Attack Vehicle to Breach Russian Defenses
See how Ukraine's 3rd Army Corps used a Soviet BTR-60 as an unmanned attack vehicle to destroy Russia's strongest fortifications in a daring offensive maneuver.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sitting in my mate's garden in shorts and t-shirt drinking a g&t, trying not to worry about climate change
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's so good at political communication Somehow he doesn't make it weird, he always appears sincere.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wearing nonce glasses or pervert watches should become something that cause public opprobrium Nobody has signed up for strangers spying upon them in public places
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cascade performing on a 'Chapman Stick'🎸 🎶'Little Wing' #bluesmusic
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
10 years ago there were vanishingly few people I thought humanity would benefit from having shot in the face. These days I've got a list
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Whitehouse press pool has become dangerous, they regularly bring up terrible ideas Trump has forgotten voicing, and remind him about them, on camera.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Self-declared "classical liberals" in not being any kind of liberal shocker.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think the presence of all ex-PMs at the Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday needs to be looked at, too.
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Gabriela Greilinger @gabrielagreilinger.com · 20/09/2026
Posting, for no particular reason
Bookcover: Conservative parties and the birth of democracy by Daniel Ziblatt
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does the Russian state provide Putin with the actual numbers that indicate how much domestic support he has, or is it like how the military lies to him about how well his army is doing?
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They have form
news.sky.com
Kim Jong Un re-elected as North Korea's leader in personnel shakeup
One of Mr Kim's key lieutenants, Choe Ryong Hae, has been given a top appointment and will be in charge of nuclear negotiators.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Adam ruining the photogenic sea otters for everyone, again.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can you promise to say something needlessly reactionary that she can pretend is acceptable?
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looking at next week's weather forecast, it's going to be about 20C all week. We're heading towards October and I still haven't had cause to wear any of my big coats since spring. I miss there being seasons.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no! Poor old Nestle, who refused to stop trading in Russia, have had their Russian assets stolen by the Kremlin.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Marble Arch was designed as a triumphal arch
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's also a terrible broadcaster, his Syed Ways R4 series was toe curlingly bad. His assumption that everyone else is a conceited as he is made it a horrible listen.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For pity's sake...
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tbf Johnson also thought that nobody would stand for the pubs shutting, let alone accept a lockdown
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You are a big silly
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's inverted Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not sure that's correct. I used to spend time in warehouses watching how they worked before I created the software they requested, because not everything works like you'd imagine, and grasping reality requires a person in place to understand it.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Incredible is a great word to use. I remain incredulous. I wrote machine code back in the 80s. There is no way of turning an adding machine into an intellect. You can make it convincing enough to a species that suffers from being able to see faces is clouds, without it actually being one.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have played with it. I was a programmer before covid robbed me of my ability to visualise data structures in my head properly. That it's accepted it is approximating things seems far from ideal if you've been involved in coding for critical applications,
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm happy to still voice that position. You can't turn a calculating machine into an intellect, it's not within their capacity I still find the whole concept ludicrous. Machine learning is constrained by the quality of the training dataset.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was chatting with a friend about how 10 years ago there were only a few people we'd be like to hear have died, and now both of us have a long mental list of whose demise would be a net good for humanity.
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not sure, suspect he likes being repressive.
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The story of how Nestle and Auchan refused to leave Russia in 2022, only for Putin to eventually seize their businesses with a single stroke of the pen, deserves to be told by sages as a biblical parable.
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