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Some Guy Named Mark

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 03/07/2025
thinking about the thing that should happen
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
nonbinary ppl don’t owe me androgyny but they do need to return my blu ray copy of the mummy (1999)
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Lmfao went to urgent care for a UTI and even though I made sure my paperwork said in multiple places that I'm trans and AFAB the doctor asked about penile discharge and was visibly shocked and flustered when I said I had the other kind of anatomy down there. I think I pass too well
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
sick of neutral colors in interior design. we need to move on to partisan colors
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Cool coolcoolcool so I'm quietly sobbing now
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Mothball🏳️‍⚧️ @beaniemoth.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Hey everyone, please throw some help Alex's way, it's desperately needed for hrt costs, rent and daily survival while he is job hunting! www.paypal.com/paypalme/ale... account.venmo.com/u/alexlytics
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
inside you are five rats. when you have named them all, time's up
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I am officially a college graduate! And proud holder of an Associates Degree!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/05/2025
“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom theonion.com/gavin-n...
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless population. “So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom, who acknowledged that while he and the […]
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
*banging pots and pans together* GUESS WHO'S FINALLY GRADUATING COLLEGE ITS ME ITS ME ITS ME ITS ME ITS ME ITS MEEEEEE
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The Masculine Urge to Dig A Big Hole www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iQ8...
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A Video About Digging A Hole
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
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Niku30 @ MCM London F-09 @niku30.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oh my gosh I love spring just look at all these pics I took on my walk today 😔🌱
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
KEEP BULLYING HIM FOLKS ITS WORKING www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the left: report
Speculation of Tesla CEO’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I can't believe JD Vance killed da pope
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
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Alexander YAMLton @datagay.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Well, after crossing the Mississippi, shredding my windshield wipers in an Oklahoma thunderstorm, balding my tires on Texas roads best suited for wagon wheels, and obliterating my brakes on Arizona mountainsides, I made it to California. Over 2,000 miles of the US with an elderly cat.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I love that the English language has so many words for a large collection of things with no obvious organising principle. Hodgepodge. Welter. Myriad. Plethora. Farrago. Jumble. Miscellany.
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
To me Rowling exists entirely outside of the “should we support/work with artists with troubling views?” debate. She doesn’t just *think* her opinions, she doesn’t just *say* them, she’s a relentless 24-7 activist whose whole mission in life is terrorizing trans people.
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 17/04/2025
Unless you are approaching this "debate" with the knowledge that the anti-trans side wants to eradicate us from public life you are going to fail to understand what is happening and be completely unequipped to argue against them They don't think we are human. They don't care about consistency
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 17/04/2025
💩We want to ban trans women from women's spaces 🧐Aha but that would mean forcing passing trans men into women's spaces, the thing you claim to oppose, checkmate! 💩We also want to ban trans men from women's spaces, and from men's spaces, and trans women from men's spaces 🧐B... but THEY DON'T CARE
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/04/2025
let’s look back at what has happened so far Cory Booker giving a 25 hour speech: everyone loved it, raised his profile Van Hollen flies to El Salvador and meets Abrego Garcia: everyone loved it, raised his profile Schumer publicly caved: everyone hated that just a general note to Dems
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