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Some Guy Named Mark

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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Sorry to hear that things are still going bad for you bro :( Sent you some money on cashapp
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
🫂
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Fortunately you don't get to dictate how I feel about you. I like you
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I wish I could do more than just reblog this 😢 but I just got hit with a bunch of medical bills. Hang in there dude
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Fuck dude I'm so sorry 🫂 Does the vet have any kind of sliding scale or payment plan option?
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Evil version of csl from the bad timeline
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What da fuk
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
What are your thoughts on A&W?
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Oh man. That fucking sucks, I'm sorry dude.
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 03/07/2025
thinking about the thing that should happen
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
You are not listening to me. Gatekeeping who is and is not trans is socially genocidal. It is meant to harm the trans community. The idea of "real" and "fake" trans was invented to artificially lower the number of trans people in the world so they could better be harmed.
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It's not eugenics because it's getting rid of the ability to procreate. It's eugenics because it is an attempt to destroy a group by denying many of its members the "right" to that group. See: "Blood quantum" from the Native American genocide.
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The vast majority of trans people do not get bottom surgery. Gatekeeping gender based on what surgeries you've gotten is a eugenicist mechanism created by cis people. It doesn't matter if the people parroting it are trans. They're not just wrong they're wrong in an offensive+dangerous way.
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
You can keep arguing with me forever and you will never convince me you're male tbh. I'm sorry that you believe that. But it is horseshit. Death is not a solution to any of your problems, it is only a way to bring pain to the people who care about you
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
So do you let people tell you what your favorite color is too
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
And some people say the earth is flat but it keeps on being round.
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The criteria for being a lesbian: 1) identify as a lesbian. The criteria for being female: 1) identify as female. It really isn't any more complicated than that, no matter how hard people try to make it complicated.
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Did I say 1) identify as a lesbian and 2) know feminist theory? No. Because that's not a requirement to be a lesbian. The criteria for being a lesbian: 1) identify as a lesbian.
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
When I was a kid I knew the moon was made of cheese. People believe dumb shit all the time. It doesn't have to be your problem. Literally nobody in the universe gets to tell you your gender and sexuality. The criteria for being a lesbian: 1) identify as a lesbian. That's it end of list.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
cuomo conceding overlayed with the drewjanda tweet: "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
In my experience top surgery helps a lot with that lol
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
nonbinary ppl don’t owe me androgyny but they do need to return my blu ray copy of the mummy (1999)
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
So proud of u
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Yooooooo! You got a job?? Dude congrats!
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Lmfao went to urgent care for a UTI and even though I made sure my paperwork said in multiple places that I'm trans and AFAB the doctor asked about penile discharge and was visibly shocked and flustered when I said I had the other kind of anatomy down there. I think I pass too well
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I was literally like "hey just to be clear I'm trans i very much have a vag" in the comments too. Wild
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Wow. Fml lol
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I don't think it would be a waste of gas. Your morale is important too. But I def understand not wanting to be in a big crowd so don't force yourself to do anything that would stress you out. What about this? community.lalgbtcenter.org/trans-lounge/
community.lalgbtcenter.org
Trans* Lounge – Community
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Hey man 🫂 you're not alone. I know you've been isolated by forces largely outside your control. But you do have a community out there. You should plan on going to a pride event near you this month or see if there's lgbtq support groups in your area.
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
An XKCD Comic.
White Hat: How do you stand this cheap wine?
Cueball: Wine all tastes the same to me.
White Hat: You've just never had good wine. If you paid more attention, you'd realize there's a whole world here.
Cueball: But that's true of anything! Wine, house music, fonts, ants, Wikipedia signatures, Canadian surrealist porn—spend enough time with any of them and you'll become a snobby connoisseur.
White Hat: But some things do have more depth than others.
Cueball: If you locked people in a box for a year with 500 still frames of Joe Biden eating a sandwich, by the end they'd be adamant that some were great and some terrible.
White Hat: You're exaggerating.
Cueball: Oh, really?
[The next panel shows a box, where two voices emanate from the inside. Over the top left of the panels frame is a small frame with the caption "a year later:"]
 [The voice from left side of the box:] Sure, most closed-mouth frames are boring, but in #415, the way the man's jaw frames the mayo on his hand is pure perfection, and—
[The voice from right side of the box:] What a surprise- you praising a mayo frame. Listening to you, I'd think there was nothing else in The Sandwich. Frankly, the light hitting J.B.'s collar through the lettuce would put #242 in my top ten even if he had no mayo on his hand at all.
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
sick of neutral colors in interior design. we need to move on to partisan colors
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Cool coolcoolcool so I'm quietly sobbing now
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Mothball🏳️‍⚧️ @beaniemoth.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Hey everyone, please throw some help Alex's way, it's desperately needed for hrt costs, rent and daily survival while he is job hunting! www.paypal.com/paypalme/ale... account.venmo.com/u/alexlytics
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Drop the link?
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Some Guy Named Mark @maardvark.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
You could just. Upload it to the main channel now
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
inside you are five rats. when you have named them all, time's up
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