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tess @tess.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

you were allowed to objectify women in the 1950s because in the 1950s objects were often valuable and high quality

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

the ai boomer accidentally catching his guitar on fire ad is SENDING me

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

socks but they moan when you put them on

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

misogynists be like “the purpose of a cisfem is who she does”

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

elon runs as a third party candidate in 2028, splits the red/grey tribe vote, AOC takes power and declares herself the Supreme Leader of the People's Democratic Republic of Turtle Island

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that centrism means not wanting anything to change

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Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

This linocut shows a conspiracy of lemurs in all senses. 🧪🐡 The collective noun for a group of lemurs is a "conspiracy". Isn't that marvelous? These ring-tailed lemurs definitely appear to be up to something. Caught in the act of scheming. The word “lemurs” mimics their tails, of course! 🧵

My linocut print of a huddled group of ring-tailed lemurs looking suspiciously at the viewer. They are grey with black and white striped tails, black face and brown eyes. In black letters above it reads “A conspiracy” and in black and white striped letters below it reads “Lemurs.”

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

call my dick covid the way it mysteriously gets long for people with weird genders

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

if someone tells you the lyrics to a jazz standard are dumb you can just say "actually it's an allegory about economics in the wake of the great depression" and probably get them to buy it

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

much like there's nothing an autistic guy hates like the guy who's 10% more autistic than him, there's nothing a guy struggling to find happiness hates than the guy who's 10% less happy

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

flirt like a virtue ethicist, not a utilitarian

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

im not fat ive just been bulking for 35 years

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

*guy in john searle's philosophy class, raising his hand* uh, mandarin or cantonese?

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

devastating: i shouted “play free bird!” at an open mic night and no one laughed

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

autist into handguns call that .38 special interest

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

the male version of a hoe phase is a rake phase

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

hate when the lyrics to a song are like “wake up in the morning” see you’ve already lost me. i can’t identify with that. you think im employed or something?

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

i like putting the word "ethical" in front of things to imply that their default mode is unethical. ethical macramé. ethical sleeping. ethical powerlifting.

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

finding a photo of every girl i've ever crushed on and making a tarot deck of them

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

i love that garfield hates mondays even tho he’s unemployed. hes really such an empath

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Accidentally walked into the cruising part of the park and was slightly startled but also happy people are still doing that

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

referring to the UK as "eurodivergent" from now on

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Xenia 🔍💎 @xenia.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

(guy who doesn't know what a leppo is) yeah, haha, get fucked, ASSad! who's the leppo now, bitch!

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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

LimeWire Wrapped

1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac
2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv
3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3
4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav
5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

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sympatheticopp.bsky.social @sympatheticopp.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

in the environment of evolutionary adaptedness, people who could confabulate evopsych explanations of common behaviors had the most descendants

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 30/11/2024

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

happy autistic food trauma day to those who celebrate

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tachikoma @tachikoma.elsewhereunbound.com · 29/11/2024

this is the first bluesky post i've seen escape containment and get on reddit

screenshot of a reddit post about motion smoothing on tvs

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

my toxic trait is saying "consider:" and then presenting an option no one should ever consider

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

sci-fi author: in my book i created the vitality machine as an inspirational ambition for human flourishing bioethicist: we must prevent people from creating the vitality machine from "Being Alive Is Good And I Like Doing It"

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

who called them vampires and not neck romancers

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

hi i noticed you from across the boundless gulf that separates two people from ever truly knowing one another’s innermost selves and i really like your vibe

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

adult themes such as having a favorite kitchen appliance and back pain

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

pinocchio's nose is the opposite of "big if true"

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robot.chihuahua @robotchihuahua.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Rat with a suspiciously big hat: I cook-a-for-you my signature dish, manatouille!

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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 07/05/2024

i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.” they accused me of cheating. there were hearings, inquiries.

george costanza wearing a “star trek: the next generation” uniform. it’s gold-colored for engineering/security/operations.

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

guy: i fucking hate people pleasers me: yeah they're the worst

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

catgirl who mocks you during sex for not having a barbed penis

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

the fantasy blacksmith asked if i wanted him to make a sword or a shield out of the rare meteorite metal i found. i said "yes" but he told me it was exclusive ore

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

i think i was romantically born in le wrong generation. i would’ve thrived in the era when you met a girl for 15 minutes at a party and then wrote her love poetry for weeks until she gave in and married you or her brother challenged you to a duel and sunk a rapier into your heart

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

i hear there's a racism problem in the polyamory community where lots of ppl have strong preferences for white partners call that poly want a cracker

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

jazz is the dark souls of music. if u don't like it, that has nothing to do with its intrinsic qualities, which are above criticism. it is and will always be a skill issue. pick up a charlie parker record and git good

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

born too late to fight in the Time War born too early to fight in the Time War born just in time to fight in the Time War

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Lysander, 8 CHA Tengu Bard @lysander.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

my gf: would you still love me if i was a worm? me: it's "were." if you *were* a worm. my gf: me: it's a subjunctive clause. my ex-gf:

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