Reposted by Danny Dyer
one of the most beautiful formula in all of mathematics... combining so many of the most important constants... e, pi, -1, i, and 0.04321391826377224977441773717172801127...
Danny Dyer
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Math prof at MUN; milkshake lover; geek; (he/him/his) - on other places as lyingb/lyingbast.
![[scene is a press conference at CERN. The head of CERN, Mark Thompson, and Ursula Bassler, a high-up director at CERN, are speaking to journalists in a press conference room with a screen behind them]
THOMPSON:
Ladies and gentlemen, We are honoured to announce
...we've found dark matter.
[audience]:
APPLAUSE
WHOO
THOMPSON:
Our observations have conclusively proved that the mysterious matter prevalent throughout the entire universe...
[He pauses, removes his glasses, closes his eyes, rubs them as if tired]
...Is Biscoff.
JOURNALIST:
What
THOMPSON:
It's Biscoff.
[Show behind them a photo of deep space, with black blobs throughout it and the Biscoff logo in all of them]
THOMPSON:
Yeah. We were quite annoyed to be honest.
URSULA BASSLER:
According to the data, 95% of the Universe is in fact a delicious collab with the Lotus Bakeries corporation.
[Ursula also looking despondent now, rubbing her head with her hand, looking down, ashamed]
And unfortunately for the scientific community, this is also strong evidence for the existence...
...of The Great Influencer.
[On the screen behind them, an image has appeared of a typical annoying food influencer, with a YouTube thumbnail style image of the blonde, mistachioed, young influencer making a dumb "OOOH" face and the title: 'THE VOID x BISCOFF!?!]
URSULA BASSLER:
It seems that everything was created by a cosmic god who just had some kind of viral recipe idea which "You just gotta try guys."
11
[silent pause as the scientists look despondently at the image on screen of the Cosmic Influencer]
12
THOMPSON [Looking away in disgust]:
Honestly I'm so pissed off.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreic23surlal65tcrschamspm2ns5g5l6cyxcylxlclp4echinxqwbi)
