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Fehu the Lizard

@lustylizard.bsky.social
146 followers 668 following 888 posts

I gotta write something snazzy to go here but here are the facts: big gay, lizard time, crunchy art for fun, secretly a big nerd, 28, nsfw usually

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Heeks @heeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joey may have lost his cage key… and may have called his Dad Mac to explain the situation for some help. HAPPY LOCKTOBER! Dialogue and non dialogue version
Joey took off his pants sitting on his tush looking down at his Willy locked in a chastity cage for his penis and nervously calling his dad to explain that he lost his key for it. 

“No, it’s a cage”, “for my Willy”,”Yes it’s a THING!” “…don’t make this any more embarrassing than it is…”
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 8h
Think of every wonder of the world, of cathedrals, of pyramids, of colosseums, of terraced farms, of canals, and of aqueducts, The data centers that power ai are a greater single expenditure of labor and money than those.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 8h
I think this is what I hate most about Ai is just what we could have achieved if all of this unified money and human effort was put in any other direction. Fuck every asshole who ever said building more railroads would be too expensive.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if I replaced your balls with an organ that produced vanilla custard instead of cum? That'd be crazy... ...So anyway, want a blow job?
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about how the focus in ai and humanoid robots is not to replace truly dangerous jobs but to replace mundane mediocre jobs, I wonder if human beings doing the dangerous jobs is actually financially beneficial (to the owning class).
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Hieronymus Johnson 🆖 @hieronymusjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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tusk 1️⃣3️⃣⭐ @tuskito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
donkey inside a triangle #furryart
A donkey in a barn was clearly just trying to do his job, seemingly cleaning something or other since he's got a yellow piece of cloth and a bucket of water near him, but three sweaty, well endowed equids (who may or may not be related to him) point their enormous organs in his general direction, suggesting that they have another activity in mind for him. Alternatively, it's possible to interpretate this image as implying the donkey's job is polishing the older horses' cocks.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ever since I was little I knew that I wanted to do some kind of job that produced a tangible good, I did not want to do abstract labor without any product, which, is a pretty immature view but anyway, its why I am a blacksmith now.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think its really fucked how ai and other similar campaigns of "progress" are utterly unwilling to take feedback. "We are testing a new program, how's it going? Real bad? Okay cool we are implementing it now."
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not mean this in a sympathetic way* I think a big part of the [wretched man goes unchecked and commits heinous atrocities] problem is that the experience of masculinity in our world today is inherently emotionally isolating. (But men are not inherently unemotional creatures*)
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to get a tgirl to cum feels like how the doctor needs to run around the TARDIS controls and hit it with doohikeys and shit to make it go since it wasn't designed for just one pilot. You gotta sproink on the thingamajig sometimes that's just how it is
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm selling some of these over on ko-fi :)!
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Seasonal Halloween Bottom Surgery Bumper Sticker - Tansy's Ko-fi Shop
This is a listing for one "I Got my Bottom Surgery at Spirit Halloween" bumper sticker! The dimensions are 7.5" w x 3.75" h, so slightly fatter and s...
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Red-ish Dragie @redishdragie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stream commission for @vulxywal.mystian.art
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Concept: A fuckable gag designed specifically for felines so you can face fuck your pussy cat sweetheart without rubbing you cock raw on that scratchy tongue!
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Andifferous @andifferous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got a surprise of some absolutely amazing gift art the other day from @magnetus.bsky.social Check how good the twins look in their style! Huge thanks for this!
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have been stuck on a scifi idea the last couple days, A primitive nomad people worship the night sky, and through elaborate ritual song and dance they claim to speak to the otherworldly spirits that dwell among the sparkling stars- Except that the stars talk back!
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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maxmushroomNSFW @maxnsfwshroom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
cracking open a boy with the cold ones
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hate(love) that I am horny in the most convoluted ways- SO WHAT IF! [stupid deranged degeneracy ahead, BEWARE]
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Aranock, 4 of Ravens @aranock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Read the entire thread
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becca | they/them @beccagoesoutside.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
and its damn hard work #birds #nature #comics #art
a 6-panel digital comic featuring a gull.
first panel: the gull with pizza in its bill flies away from reaching hands.
second panel: the gull bursts out of a trash can, screaming.
third panel: the gull smokes a cigarette.
fourth: the gull poops on a crowd.
fifth: the gull makes sweet love on the beach.
sixth: the gull rests on a wooden pillar at sunset and says "honest day's work."
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[EV] @evbright.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
baf timme
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyway, butts and stuff
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Miday philosophical musing: I think it is a grand mistake in our thinking to believe that that self, the ego and super-ego, the soul, whatever you want to call the conscious concept of YOU, that you are a different and separate thing from the flesh that you are made of.
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Ekzonzz @ekzonzz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Flygon flat, if interested dm me!
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Seph (Shameful) @lurkingseph.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
scales n softness <3
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEW: Flock has said for years that its cameras "cannot track individuals." We found the code for its new AI tool. It's preloaded w/ prompts like "Find me witness" & "find relatives." One tracks visitors of multiple hotels, another if you visit banks after midnight. www.wired.com/story/flock-...
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just over here bouncing between cosmic pondering on the nature of god, and also thinking about big ol dicks, the duality of lizzer
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There are ripe figs on the ornamental fig trees in town, it feels very good to steal them and eat them like a wild creature, no one is going to harvest them, its just me and the birds and the squirrels!
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BubbleWolf ❤️➡️NFC @bubblewolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Eurofurence is upon us next week so that means it's Artshow time ✨! Here's my little art thread for all of the work I'll be displaying. Here's the first: 'The Colour Cyan', A3, Gouache and Prisma Pencil
Artwork of two male foxes embracing.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Slowly but surely my garden has degraded to only hot peppers and herbs as the only things that the deer and rabbits won't eat, I have been waiting very patiently for my peppers to ripen, but I just caved and chomped one right off the plant because by gosh I want fresh veggies! Mistake, so sbicy aa
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Degen furry musing: I think in anthro world sexually active people would shave the fur around their privates, the hornier/messier they are the more fur they shave, till it becomes a visual signal of sluttiness to see someone with a bare stomach, base of tail, thighs etc.
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i cant get the phrase "foul homestuckian tricknology" off my mind cuz of this shit
toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur
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Red-ish Dragie @redishdragie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Todays doodles. some Multum variants and back stretchies.
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Eddy Nat 🦋 🆖️ @eddynat2003.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Memory~ Teefany fanart for @herny.bsky.social #fanart
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Banana chilli | 🔞 @chillisaur.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Completed Kick flip YCH for Veo!
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FluffyDisk42 @fluffydisk42.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[NSFW][M] I don't know about the rest of you, but I love math. Especially geometry!
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neunzehn @19ad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you see youve gotta reeeally cover the figure to break the curse commission for @rexiafortuna.bsky.social
Vesh has been turned into a sexy bunny figure, and Delphi is doing her best to break the curse by covering her in semen. Unfortunately she's having trouble nursing her cock back up, much to Vesh's dismay.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I do this for real, (I don't smoke though, usually I am heating up my pathetic black coffee on a red hot bar)
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Nighte 🔞 @starnighte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New sticker sheet!! Hot… drinks…get it…
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Retehi Rizal @retehi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i made a new store
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Searyn 🔞 @searynnsfw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Comm
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
happy take their knot tuesday!!!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 02/08/2026
Nile is sooo subtle... Get your own Nile's Fuckable Cock at the link in our pinned post!
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