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Fehu the Lizard

@lustylizard.bsky.social
146 followers 668 following 888 posts

I gotta write something snazzy to go here but here are the facts: big gay, lizard time, crunchy art for fun, secretly a big nerd, 28, nsfw usually

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Heeks @heeks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joey may have lost his cage key… and may have called his Dad Mac to explain the situation for some help. HAPPY LOCKTOBER! Dialogue and non dialogue version
Joey took off his pants sitting on his tush looking down at his Willy locked in a chastity cage for his penis and nervously calling his dad to explain that he lost his key for it. 

“No, it’s a cage”, “for my Willy”,”Yes it’s a THING!” “…don’t make this any more embarrassing than it is…”
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 10h
And for what? A picture of spongebob with a dick?
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 10h
Think of every wonder of the world, of cathedrals, of pyramids, of colosseums, of terraced farms, of canals, and of aqueducts, The data centers that power ai are a greater single expenditure of labor and money than those.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 10h
I think this is what I hate most about Ai is just what we could have achieved if all of this unified money and human effort was put in any other direction. Fuck every asshole who ever said building more railroads would be too expensive.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if I replaced your balls with an organ that produced vanilla custard instead of cum? That'd be crazy... ...So anyway, want a blow job?
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But a cashier, that job won't damage an expensive robot.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it cheaper to kill coal miners than robots?
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If a human being receives bodily harm, especially slow creeping bodily harm, the financial burden of the harm is often times that person's own responsibility, the liability is offloaded as much as possible. If a robot receives bodily harm the financial responsibility is on its owner and no one else
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about how the focus in ai and humanoid robots is not to replace truly dangerous jobs but to replace mundane mediocre jobs, I wonder if human beings doing the dangerous jobs is actually financially beneficial (to the owning class).
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Hieronymus Johnson 🆖 @hieronymusjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/LJ25-U3jNWM?...
youtu.be
Nina Simone: Mississippi Goddam
YouTube video by Aaron Overfield
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tusk 1️⃣3️⃣⭐ @tuskito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
donkey inside a triangle #furryart
A donkey in a barn was clearly just trying to do his job, seemingly cleaning something or other since he's got a yellow piece of cloth and a bucket of water near him, but three sweaty, well endowed equids (who may or may not be related to him) point their enormous organs in his general direction, suggesting that they have another activity in mind for him. Alternatively, it's possible to interpretate this image as implying the donkey's job is polishing the older horses' cocks.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(my job does sometimes require paperwork but its so marginal why would I put the effort into wrestling with yet another even worse machine to assist me in fighting this other shitty machine?)
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's also I think part of why I struggle to conceive of a use for Ai, I am so unfamiliar with abstract pencil pushing paper shuffling form filling labor, my labor is make a thing, or fix a thing, physically execute a task, Ai cannot begin to assist me in my job or any job I would ever want to do.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ever since I was little I knew that I wanted to do some kind of job that produced a tangible good, I did not want to do abstract labor without any product, which, is a pretty immature view but anyway, its why I am a blacksmith now.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think its really fucked how ai and other similar campaigns of "progress" are utterly unwilling to take feedback. "We are testing a new program, how's it going? Real bad? Okay cool we are implementing it now."
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So anyway, abolish gender I guess is my opinion
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is not surprising at all that so many men don't speak up, it is disappointing, it's sad, its infuriating, but it's not surprising.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because of that drug junky desperation for another hit of sweet sweet emotional connection, standards of morals and ethics seem less important. How would you survive if you were kicked out of the cult of man?
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you get men who are emotionally undeveloped, who lack empathy, lash out in unhealthy ways etc, obv a problem. But you also have an unhealthy desperation for fraternal bonding that they are all starving for. If you speak up you will(could) be othered and that /feels/ like desolation.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not mean this in a sympathetic way* I think a big part of the [wretched man goes unchecked and commits heinous atrocities] problem is that the experience of masculinity in our world today is inherently emotionally isolating. (But men are not inherently unemotional creatures*)
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to get a tgirl to cum feels like how the doctor needs to run around the TARDIS controls and hit it with doohikeys and shit to make it go since it wasn't designed for just one pilot. You gotta sproink on the thingamajig sometimes that's just how it is
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm selling some of these over on ko-fi :)!
ko-fi.com
Seasonal Halloween Bottom Surgery Bumper Sticker - Tansy's Ko-fi Shop
This is a listing for one "I Got my Bottom Surgery at Spirit Halloween" bumper sticker! The dimensions are 7.5" w x 3.75" h, so slightly fatter and s...
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you!
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you happen to know who made this screen? It's really cool!
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Red-ish Dragie @redishdragie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stream commission for @vulxywal.mystian.art
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exactly! Though that scratchy tongue can also be used for evil fun if employed right, "I'll unlock your chastity cage but in return you have to let me blow you without the safety gag!~"
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Concept: A fuckable gag designed specifically for felines so you can face fuck your pussy cat sweetheart without rubbing you cock raw on that scratchy tongue!
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Andifferous @andifferous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got a surprise of some absolutely amazing gift art the other day from @magnetus.bsky.social Check how good the twins look in their style! Huge thanks for this!
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyway thats how the Nomads of Arhskan managed to get their hands on a battle cruiser and now control the pegasus nebula, beware the blinking stars!
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All this world building is to set up the scenario where a colonizing star force is entrapped on the primitive world because the people could communicate and coordinate counter offensives more quickly than anticipated of a people who's fiercest weapons were spears.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The main part of the ritual is preformed by three bards, a seer, a speaker, and a caster. The seer watches their sister planet through a telescope and decodes the twinkling as song. The speaker responds with song in turn. And the caster encodes the song by covering and uncovering the light.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The mechanics of their ritual/communication would operate based on flashing an incredibly bright light, maybe powered by a limelight or calcium carbide? idk, but bright enough to cause the planet to appear to twinkle just so from on far.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Despite the distance and the time they have managed to carry on singing songs and telling tales with their long lost kin stranded far off.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Their planet is one of several habitable life baring planets in this star system, all populated by the decedents of space voyagers from ages long forgotten. How they got here is myth, how they forgot how to sail the soot black sky is mystery.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have been stuck on a scifi idea the last couple days, A primitive nomad people worship the night sky, and through elaborate ritual song and dance they claim to speak to the otherworldly spirits that dwell among the sparkling stars- Except that the stars talk back!
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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maxmushroomNSFW @maxnsfwshroom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
cracking open a boy with the cold ones
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"But the potion bottle is empty! you were so greedy you drank the whole thing! You'll just have to wait for me to order more I'm afraid."
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The final result is your cock and your prostate stuck between a rock and a hard place, the plug impossibly stuck in your piss pipe! The head of your cock squashed flatter than the smallest cage could ever manage, only the cute bedazzled base of the plug visible above your pointless nuts.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Then! As your cock shrinks back to it's original useless size your dom holds a specially designed plug deep inside, till the bulb has become stuck in your bladder your prostate to small and tight to let it out, meanwhile the head of your shrinking cock slips around the flared base of the plug!
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You (caged) are freed for a playtime treat, and given a temporary cock hyper growth potion! yay! And then edge tortured via cock fucking/fisting for hours until the potion has almost worn off.
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hate(love) that I am horny in the most convoluted ways- SO WHAT IF! [stupid deranged degeneracy ahead, BEWARE]
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Aranock, 4 of Ravens @aranock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Read the entire thread
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becca | they/them @beccagoesoutside.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
and its damn hard work #birds #nature #comics #art
a 6-panel digital comic featuring a gull.
first panel: the gull with pizza in its bill flies away from reaching hands.
second panel: the gull bursts out of a trash can, screaming.
third panel: the gull smokes a cigarette.
fourth: the gull poops on a crowd.
fifth: the gull makes sweet love on the beach.
sixth: the gull rests on a wooden pillar at sunset and says "honest day's work."
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Fehu the Lizard @lustylizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
omg the toby jugs!!! the details are so good!
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[EV] @evbright.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
baf timme
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