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THE Lunch Journals

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If you purposely buy Sabra hummus do not interact with me.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No way they have bookmarks
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t wrap my mind around the fact that someone saw that on a screen, sent it to a printer, hung it, and the whole time was thinking “oh yeah this is great”.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A hummingbird just landed on my bike while I working on it for about 10 seconds, just stared at me, then took off. I get it now bird people. I’m riding this high all day.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m a patient man
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 102nd birthday to the Caesar Salad.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
An addendum to that is giving it a list of authors and asking it to categorize them as primarily fiction or non-fiction. It sucks so hard.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you truly want to get an idea of how stupid “AI” is, take a screenshot of your Scrabble board and ask it to come up with maximum score words. It has no fucking idea what it’s doing.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I really hope he’s ok
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
An update two years in the making
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The great thing about being in your 50s is that you can claim you’re losing your memory if you get caught stealing from big corporation stores.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
One of the small dumb things the new internet provides is the fact that I can SAVE an image from Image Searches but 75% of the time I can’t copy it to paste elsewhere. I miss being online in the early 2000s.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Mixed feelings that I’ve reached the age where I’m now thinking I really need to take up bird watching and I can’t explain why.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Doing a rewatch for the first time since it aired. Three episodes in and I forgot just how good this show really was.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Old is better than new
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My ex is blaming me for causing her new Ford Bronco to run poorly because she thinks I put the wiper fluid in the coolant reservoir (I didn’t). Not because she hasn’t had it in for an oil change in over 19,000 miles.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
For anyone who follows MotoGP… This was horrific and yet somehow could’ve been much, much worse.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Carl’s Jr Esquire
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
There’s a well fed eagle somewhere that is happy it happened.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This exact scenario is why I booked a trip to Turkey
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I KNOW I shouldn’t drive out to my favorite pizza place and get three slices (plain, pepperoni, mushroom-n-onion) with a large Coke because I’m trying to lose weight but I’m also an adult with $17, free will, and reliable transportation so life is a prison.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Nerf gun battles are just training.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Going to say something really controversial here: Michael Shanks’s Daniel Jackson > James Spader’s Daniel Jackson
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Facebook Dating is a wild place man. Just saw some lady use a pic of her barely-covered butthole as her main. Her second was of her and an unblurred pic of her 7 year old at a church gathering.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Love a good CMP Chocolate Marshmallows Potatoes
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Going to take 4 times my microdoseage of shrooms and go to Five Guys to see how many peanuts I can eat.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Maybe I’m not looking deep enough? Maybe she’s a Leibniz descendant?
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Dating apps are amazing rn
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Honestly Pattinson is one of the best actors of a generation.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
WAIT WHICH MOVIE.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If becoming a new fan of anime over the past 5 years has taught me anything it’s that the people involved in creating them should be probably be paid way more money. Jujutsu Kaisen is some of the best television I’ve ever watched.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My password has been compromised? I can't put into words for you how much I don't care.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
NEVER
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
1984 calendar meme with the lady saying "the empire is at war with Persia and the Pope" and the calendar says January 1054
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Imagine being made from the contents of supernovae that happened billions of years ago but you have to join a Teams call?
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I am being told I am once again confusing Listeria with Wisteria.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Listeria would be a beautiful name for a girl
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Just imagine someone who prefers Coke over Pepsi but Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke. Well imagine no further. I am that someone.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
No way my spoon fell in my soup earlier today. Sadly have yet to be ok from it.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I’m currently working part time in a supervisory role for a 126 year old company worth $5 billion and the people in management take pictures of their work phones or computer screens to send information back and forth including site addresses.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hate to get political on this website but… Frieren is kind of a bitch.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Dang
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
*Billy's Wife* What about this one? *Billy* NOOOOO what if I need to charge the Blackberry in an emergency?!
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Is this true?
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Time for that box of cables to meet it's maker, buddy.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Been over a year with no reply.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If there is one thing I learned from watching Project Hail Mary it’s that book nerds are insufferable 60-70% of the time. I say this as someone who read the book 3 times.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Might just go back to bed now tbh.
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Give me Give me Give me Give me Givenmegivemegivemegivemegivemegiveme me. me. me. me. me. me. me[echo] [pause] Give me 16 hundred dollars [bass drop]
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