Reposted by THE Lunch Journalsmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title, 3549461056
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I can’t wrap my mind around the fact that someone saw that on a screen, sent it to a printer, hung it, and the whole time was thinking “oh yeah this is great”. 001
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A hummingbird just landed on my bike while I working on it for about 10 seconds, just stared at me, then took off. I get it now bird people. I’m riding this high all day. 150
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 102nd birthday to the Caesar Salad. 030
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/06/2026An addendum to that is giving it a list of authors and asking it to categorize them as primarily fiction or non-fiction. It sucks so hard. 020
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If you truly want to get an idea of how stupid “AI” is, take a screenshot of your Scrabble board and ask it to come up with maximum score words. It has no fucking idea what it’s doing. 130
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The great thing about being in your 50s is that you can claim you’re losing your memory if you get caught stealing from big corporation stores. 020
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/06/2026One of the small dumb things the new internet provides is the fact that I can SAVE an image from Image Searches but 75% of the time I can’t copy it to paste elsewhere. I miss being online in the early 2000s. 000
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Mixed feelings that I’ve reached the age where I’m now thinking I really need to take up bird watching and I can’t explain why. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Doing a rewatch for the first time since it aired. Three episodes in and I forgot just how good this show really was. 000
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 23/05/2026DIGSFBBAWTDHYMMTMIIWFTLGTWHTMDAFIWFSTAIGSBBAWTDHYSIJGTSTWFTILWIBTALOBTITWDLFSDHNSYEBISFIDHNTFCDHNLGPNALOMDFFWHNBBBAFWDHYHYBHYBBBAFWDHY 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 21/05/2026My ex is blaming me for causing her new Ford Bronco to run poorly because she thinks I put the wiper fluid in the coolant reservoir (I didn’t). Not because she hasn’t had it in for an oil change in over 19,000 miles. 110
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 18/05/2026For anyone who follows MotoGP… This was horrific and yet somehow could’ve been much, much worse. 120
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/05/2026There’s a well fed eagle somewhere that is happy it happened. 140
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/05/2026This exact scenario is why I booked a trip to Turkey 140
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I KNOW I shouldn’t drive out to my favorite pizza place and get three slices (plain, pepperoni, mushroom-n-onion) with a large Coke because I’m trying to lose weight but I’m also an adult with $17, free will, and reliable transportation so life is a prison. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Going to say something really controversial here: Michael Shanks’s Daniel Jackson > James Spader’s Daniel Jackson 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Facebook Dating is a wild place man. Just saw some lady use a pic of her barely-covered butthole as her main. Her second was of her and an unblurred pic of her 7 year old at a church gathering. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Love a good CMP Chocolate Marshmallows Potatoes 000
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Going to take 4 times my microdoseage of shrooms and go to Five Guys to see how many peanuts I can eat. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Maybe I’m not looking deep enough? Maybe she’s a Leibniz descendant? 110
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Honestly Pattinson is one of the best actors of a generation. 110
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/04/2026If becoming a new fan of anime over the past 5 years has taught me anything it’s that the people involved in creating them should be probably be paid way more money. Jujutsu Kaisen is some of the best television I’ve ever watched. 040
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026My password has been compromised? I can't put into words for you how much I don't care. 020
Reposted by THE Lunch JournalsInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/04/2026 068451730
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Imagine being made from the contents of supernovae that happened billions of years ago but you have to join a Teams call? 1359
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I am being told I am once again confusing Listeria with Wisteria. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Listeria would be a beautiful name for a girl 110
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Just imagine someone who prefers Coke over Pepsi but Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke. Well imagine no further. I am that someone. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026No way my spoon fell in my soup earlier today. Sadly have yet to be ok from it. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I’m currently working part time in a supervisory role for a 126 year old company worth $5 billion and the people in management take pictures of their work phones or computer screens to send information back and forth including site addresses. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Hate to get political on this website but… Frieren is kind of a bitch. 010
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 01/04/2026*Billy's Wife* What about this one? *Billy* NOOOOO what if I need to charge the Blackberry in an emergency?! 020
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Time for that box of cables to meet it's maker, buddy. 130
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 29/03/2026If there is one thing I learned from watching Project Hail Mary it’s that book nerds are insufferable 60-70% of the time. I say this as someone who read the book 3 times. 000
THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Give me Give me Give me Give me Givenmegivemegivemegivemegivemegiveme me. me. me. me. me. me. me[echo] [pause] Give me 16 hundred dollars [bass drop] 030