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hockey, fat af, anxiety for days (opinions my own, not employer’s). #HomeFreeVocalBand #FlyEaglesFly #OskarStrong #BlackLivesMatter

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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got this sweet sticker before work this morning. You can get one too!
A photo of my arm with a green bandaid on it. The bandaid has a white heart in the middle. It is for my Covid shot.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My magnolia tree is an overachiever and continuing to bloom in October 😳
A photograph of some branches of a magnolia tree with shiny green leaves and an open white bloom.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A black and white photo of a cat with a mustache and a fancy outfit. The text says “Jenkins, fetch me my bathing toaster”
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to get the purse in the intermission selfie but my arms aren’t quite long enough
A selfie of me, a white woman with glasses and far too many flyaways, wearing a black mask and a black Flyers jersey, holding a purse that looks like a hockey rink with metal sticks and a puck on the front.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Snippet from the book I finished this morning, Weyward by Emilia Hart. I really enjoyed this and it’s perfect for spooky season without being scary.
Witch. The word slithers from the mouth like a serpent, drips from the tongue as thick and black as tar. We never thought of ourselves as witches, my mother and I. For this was a word invented by men, a word that brings power to those who speak it, not those it describes. A word that builds gallows and pyres, turns breathing women into corpses.
No. It was not a word we ever used.
I did not know, for a long time, what my mother thought of our gifts. But I knew what was expected of me, from a young child. She named me Altha, after all. Not Alice, meaning noble woman, nor Agnes, lamb of God. Altha. Healer.
She taught me how to heal. And she
taught me other things, too.
"They say that the first woman was born of man, Altha," she said to me once when I was a child, for this was what we had heard the rector say in church that Sunday. "That she came from his rib. But you must remember, my girl, that this is a lie."
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A friend sent this to me from the other place. The turf was so hot during the Eagles-Titans game that Cam Jurgens’ cleats melted
Tweet from user Brooks Kubena
@BKubena
Eagles center Cam Jurgens said the field was like "hot lava." He went through two pairs of cleats that melted.
"Halftime was like a NASCAR pit crew."
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pre-pre-season hockey is still hockey
A black laptop showing the beginning of an ice hockey game
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The deer came by to eat my plants and I couldn’t be happier about it
A doe and three fawns eating some leafy overgrowth at the base of a treeThe same doe and three fawns, plus an additional slightly darker adult deer, are now eating a different leafy plant growing around an old lamppost
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I see someone post about banana on pizza and I have to post the photo from Iceland (yes I ate it, yes I enjoyed it)
A pizza topped with pepperoni and sliced bananas. It also has a cream cheese drizzle.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jail
Screenshot from a man’s Hinge profile where he has written “My greatest strength:
Wearing down women to be with me”
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The township is replacing a curb in front of my house and this is how I learned that I don’t know how curbs work because I was not expecting them to have to dig a moat
A photograph of a section of road where the curb was removed. In front of where the curb used to be, they have cut a roughly 2 foot by 6 foot hole in the road, that goes down about a foot into the ground, below the road. It is surrounded by cones and yellow caution tape, and there is a pile of rubble in the background.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
All hail the hotel ice machine
A split screen image. The top of the image is a person’s feet with a large ice bag on the right foot. The bottom of the image is an Apple step counter showing 9514 steps as of 6:44 pm
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My unproblematic faves
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Forgot to post last night, but my DoorDasher had jokes
Screenshot of a DoorDash text message. “Order is taking a while” received 13 minutes ago followed by a meme of Ian McKellen as Gandalf holding a DoorDash bag with the text “you shall not starve! I’m on my way!”
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have a new motto
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ve put on the baseball. No not that one. #WPBL
A laptop screen showing the Los Angeles Queens pitching to a batter from the Boston Hunters.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I HAVE BABY BIRDS
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My new bird friend, preparing to feed its babies (who I can hear, but can’t see)
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Art imitates life or w/e
A cartoon of a white woman with blonde hair and sunglasses, wearing a purple floral bikini and a large straw hat, sitting on the side of a poolA photograph of me, a white woman with blonde hair and glasses, wearing a purple floral bikini and a large straw hat, sitting on a float in a pool
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My backyard is now 💦submerged💦
A view of a grassy backyard, much of it covered in several inches of water, resembling a green pond.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I do miss being able to tag brands on socials because Lays chips, what the whole fuck is this?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Went to see Big Boy this morning
A large black steam engine with the number 4014 on the topA conductor leaning out the side of the large black steam engine A long view of the large black steam engine with the text “Union Pacific” on the side in white lettering A paper fan with the text “Union Pacific Coast to Coast Tour 4014” and a postcard that says “Greetings from Philadelphia”
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Go to Rita’s for a sweet treat, get a free fireworks show as a bonus
A parking lot with signs for Rita’s water ice. In the background, between a break in trees, is a firework.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Little Barkey and Big Barkey
Hockey players Denver Barkey and Maksim Sokolovskii. Barkey is wearing an orange practice jersey and Sokolovskii is wearing a black practice jersey. They have somewhat of a facial resemblance.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Danny saw this picture and said "add to cart"
Czech goalies Marek Sklenička and Martin Psohlavec pose with the IIHF U18 bronze trophy. Both were selected by the Flyers today in the draft.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I don't think they're Gritty hats, I think they're just a take on these type of hats that happen to have orange hair
Red visor with fake brown hair
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Reading a physical book today so it’s not as clean as most of my Libby screenshots, but Alison Cochrun puts into words exactly how I feel about airports too. And now I want to go on a trip.
There's nothing quite like the rhythm of an international airport. The harmony of a dozen different languages, the frantic tempo of shoes and luggage wheels against the lacquered floors as people hurry to catch their flights; the melody of suits shouting at invisible people in their ears as college students have hushed conversations over their travel guides. I've always loved the possibility of it all, the potential. The hustle and the energy. Airports are like purgatory. You’re nowhere and everywhere, suspended in a temporal no-man's-land until you step onto your next flight.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I’ve been reading this beautiful novel, Swimming in the Dark by Tomasz Jedrowski, and I wanted to share a bit more of it
I thought of the photographer and his courage, imagining how the photo had made it out of the country: a roll of film smuggled into West Germany, in a secret compartment or an emptied tube of toothpaste. Anonymous figures trapped on the wrong side of history, compressed and rolled up inside a stranger's pocket. No matter what happens in the world, however brutal or dystopian a thing, not all is lost if there are people out there risking themselves to document it.
Little sparks cause fires too.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I saw the news about Pekka Rinne’s Hall of Fame induction and what better time to unbox the signed mini stick I’ve had sitting around unopened since he retired
A mini wooden hockey stick. It is yellow with text that says “Pekka Rinne #35, NSH” and the Predators logo. It is also signed in black ink over the blade.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'd been seeing this one solo deer walking around the neighborhood a lot the last week or so, usually they kind of keep to themselves on the edge of the neighborhood, but now SHE JUST WALKED BY WITH A TINY BABY
Truly awful photograph of a baby deer. The camera is focused on the plants in the foreground and the fawn is blurry like a cryptid.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I got tickets to Letterkenny Live next year, who’s going?
I got tickets to Letterkenny Live in Philadelphia on February 11, 2027
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bettman announcing Staal as the Conn Smythe winner:
Tweet from @_troyjohnson

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."

Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I pulled this picture off Instagram eight years ago and always said I’d post it when he won the Cup. Of course, I was assuming it would be with the Flyers, but I stay true to my word. Shayne Gostisbehere, YOU are a Stanley Cup champion!
Shayne Gostisbehere is scowling/smirking at the camera with the middle finger on his right hand raised. The text above his head reads “To all the haters, he did it!!”
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That was fun
A game grid from Hank Green's 4x3 game
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That’s a great fact, thank you, Man on a Dating App
Screenshot from Hinge where a man has answered the prompt “A random fact I love is” with just the word “eyes.”
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hello little friend
A large black drainpipe with a chipmunk sitting inside, its head and front paws visible outside the pipe.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
First pool day of the year has me looking like I’m in a tampon commercial (laughing at nothing while doing activities)
A white woman wearing a multi-colored bathing suit and a sun hat is standing in a pool. The top of her head is not in frame, but she is laughing as she looks away from the camera.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
*Lion King voice* It is time…
Folded t shirt with the text “Bunch of Jerks” in large, bold white font, above the Carolina Hurricanes logo
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
No because this was so unnecessary. When even the commentators are like “I don’t think he needed to do all that”
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
One of my favorite breakfasts when I have a few extra minutes because I always think it’s going to take longer than it does. Half a sweet potato, plenty of feta, two eggs, some crispy garlic chili on top (or sliding off the back)
A black and white plate with the food items described in the body of the post.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nobody suggested that’s what you should apologize for, you tone deaf whackadoodle
Headlines from NHL app:
“Vegas GM: We don't 'need to apologize' for success” text over photo of the Vegas Golden Knights celebrating on the ice
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You’ve heard of oddly specific hockey stats (at least on this page you have), now get ready for oddly specific fortune cookies
On Thursday, a supportive friend will offer valuable advice.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have NEVER in my life heard someone pronounce Chicoutimi like that. I had to rewind it because I thought I misheard
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My favorite weed control method
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Save me, Gritty smoothie
An orange smoothie in a cup with Gritty eyes
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A real symbiotic relationship here between the birds and the squirrels
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A perfect lunch and I will take none of your notes about “””macros”””
A wild black cherry and chocolate gelati from Rita’s and a pretzel from Philly Pretzel Factory
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Already took one this morning to visit this quiet little creek
Woods with a small creek
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I have acquired a cutlet and steak fries
A takeout container holding a chicken cutlet, lettuce, and tomato on a hoagie roll and a pile of steak fries
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