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hockey, fat af, anxiety for days (opinions my own, not employer’s). #HomeFreeVocalBand #FlyEaglesFly #OskarStrong #BlackLivesMatter

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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 11h
Me when I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 12h
Ah, I see, they were preemptive chocolate chips for the Lane news. Don’t doubt the chocolate chips, their reasons will become clear in time.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 12h
My job pushes AI so hard too, stay strong 💪🏼
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 12h
If I see you criticize Lane Johnson, I will have some rude words for you. I respect everything he gave this team and I respect his decision to retire. Mental health is important and, while he didn’t address physical health in his post, coming back from a lisfranc is no joke. Enjoy retirement king 🦅
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 13h
I regret to inform you that eating dark chocolate chips as a snack has returned as a coping mechanism. What am I coping with today? Unclear, but there are chocolate chips.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know it's bad when they can't even find a Flyer to be player of the game. On the Flyers' broadcast.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh brother
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vladar is sparking joy tonight
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Snacky lunch: pretzels and cheese, potato chips and hummus, apples and peanut butter. I wasn’t hungry, but figured I should have something.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My magnolia tree is an overachiever and continuing to bloom in October 😳
A photograph of some branches of a magnolia tree with shiny green leaves and an open white bloom.
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody find this guy. Don't make us learn another thing about him. No podcast appearances, no visits to Good Day Philadelphia. Just let this bloated drunk struggling to spit out "unstmost" be a beautiful uncomplicated thing, thank you
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles Lucille Bluth Well, I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A black and white photo of a cat with a mustache and a fancy outfit. The text says “Jenkins, fetch me my bathing toaster”
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my good lord
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So we're going to pull Stafford now for the blue tent, right? Right? If that's the standard?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nicholas, why?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not Tank 😭
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom Brady knowing a Dumb and Dumber reference just feels wrong to me. He's a soulless automaton, he shouldn't know common pop culture references like that
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JEsus CHrist
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Wiggling Tank: Tank You Very Much
Alt: Wiggling Tank: Tank You Very Much
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The tush was not sufficiently pushed
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The way he keeps moving his hand around, I think he pinched something in his neck during the tackle
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am going to walk into the sea
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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NFL Rivals: It's No Good! Missed Field Goal
ALT: NFL Rivals: It's No Good! Missed Field Goal
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom Brady, why are you so fucking weird?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least he's walking
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"If you throw it to the other team and drop it on the ground, you just can't win." Brilliant insight from Brady there 🙄
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LA Rams vs Guys named Cooper
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coooooooooooooop intensifies
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOLY WHAT?>>>???
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BRITAIN COVEY! Just juking and jiving all over the place!
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cooooooooooop
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
by which I obviously mean it makes me like Taralrico more than I already did. People have been misunderstanding me on the internet this week, so I want to be very clear.
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
penalties, bruh
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"James Talarico: for they/them, not for you" goes way harder than the people who made it thought it would
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I liked it better when Brady's mic didn't work
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jake 😍
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've never seen this man in my entire life and the first time is a holding penalty?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also got an ad that seemed to suggest calling cops Nazis was anything other than a selling point
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ertz catch!
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHY DID YOU GO BACKWARDS
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hopefully it's just a cramp and they can theragun the hell out of him in that tent and send him back
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Mark @markinde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles offense
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am going to walk into the sea
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PICK!!!!
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot mics abound this weekend
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Birds?
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Why must they torture me with Tom Brady (almost) every week 😫😫
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go birds!
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