Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 12hAh, I see, they were preemptive chocolate chips for the Lane news. Don’t doubt the chocolate chips, their reasons will become clear in time. 020
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 12hIf I see you criticize Lane Johnson, I will have some rude words for you. I respect everything he gave this team and I respect his decision to retire. Mental health is important and, while he didn’t address physical health in his post, coming back from a lisfranc is no joke. Enjoy retirement king 🦅 080
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 13hI regret to inform you that eating dark chocolate chips as a snack has returned as a coping mechanism. What am I coping with today? Unclear, but there are chocolate chips. 020
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You know it's bad when they can't even find a Flyer to be player of the game. On the Flyers' broadcast. 1110
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Snacky lunch: pretzels and cheese, potato chips and hummus, apples and peanut butter. I wasn’t hungry, but figured I should have something. 110
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My magnolia tree is an overachiever and continuing to bloom in October 😳 040
Reposted by LuluTom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nobody find this guy. Don't make us learn another thing about him. No podcast appearances, no visits to Good Day Philadelphia. Just let this bloated drunk struggling to spit out "unstmost" be a beautiful uncomplicated thing, thank you 312019
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So we're going to pull Stafford now for the blue tent, right? Right? If that's the standard? 020
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tom Brady knowing a Dumb and Dumber reference just feels wrong to me. He's a soulless automaton, he shouldn't know common pop culture references like that 120
Reposted by LuluLulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comWiggling Tank: Tank You Very MuchAlt: Wiggling Tank: Tank You Very Much 051
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The way he keeps moving his hand around, I think he pinched something in his neck during the tackle 040
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comNFL Rivals: It's No Good! Missed Field GoalALT: NFL Rivals: It's No Good! Missed Field Goal 030
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"If you throw it to the other team and drop it on the ground, you just can't win." Brilliant insight from Brady there 🙄 010
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026by which I obviously mean it makes me like Taralrico more than I already did. People have been misunderstanding me on the internet this week, so I want to be very clear. 040
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"James Talarico: for they/them, not for you" goes way harder than the people who made it thought it would 150
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've never seen this man in my entire life and the first time is a holding penalty? 000
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I also got an ad that seemed to suggest calling cops Nazis was anything other than a selling point 230
Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026hopefully it's just a cramp and they can theragun the hell out of him in that tent and send him back 110
Reposted by LuluLulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Why must they torture me with Tom Brady (almost) every week 😫😫 061