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I'm never suffering again unless desire is going on later today | 🥞☕️🔄 | NSFW, zone for freak perverts | your friendly neighborhood violence fetishist 20↑🔞 + he/him 🏳️‍🌈 + pfp by: @sutoraifuwu.bsky.social ao3.org/users/lumensd + #lumensdfic

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 2h
I could get into the shower and he could be on his knees inside and my stupid ass would be like “the water won’t really hit you from all the way over there but ok”
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 2h
My awareness of social cues: fwb and I get back from class, he fully strips and gets into my bed, I jump over him in shorts and a t-shirt while holding my laptop. I open it and he goes, affronted, “I want to have sex with you, not watch YouTube” and I go “OH” and slam it shut then jump back up
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📚🖋️Leblanc’s Lending Library: a Shuakeshu Anthology @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
📚 SHOWTIME! 🖋️ Today's preview brewed to perfection by our beloved baristas @saikolikes.bsky.social and @cinammie.bsky.social may be closing out our joints, but we know these flavors will stick with you well past the final chime.
Fic by:
saikowrites

Spot Art by:
Cinammie

[Leblanc's Lending Library Logo]

"Of course it was you," Akechi says, as if that explains everything. "As soon as I heard about a 'Midnight Cafe' in some obscure Yongen-Jaya side alley, I knew it would lead me here."

Akira keeps up his wall of cautious silence. His eyes flicker between the twin cups on the counter and the figure who looks too solid to be a ghost and speaks too lightheartedly to be a cognition.

Akechi's own gaze follows his. "Is that one for me?" His chin nods to his share of the coffee.

"You're late," Akira chides, a slumbering reflex reawakening. "Don't fault me if it's lukewarm."

That seems to take Akechi aback. Was he not expecting the truth?

Either way, he sits at his usual spot—second to last stool near the door—and hooks his gloved index finger around the ceramic loop. He raises the cup to his lips, eyes fluttering half-closed to better savor the toasted scent. Tiny creases dig into his forehead as he takes the first sip, and Akira's heart throbs with the same annoying urgency it had two years ago.

[Cinammie’s art shows Akira holding a cup of coffee behind Leblanc’s counter, a surprised expression on his face as he looks toward the right. He’s not wearing his glasses.]
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 6h
IM LOSING ITTT
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ghostsjogging @ghostsjogging.bsky.social · 6h
there is NOW
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ghostsjogging @ghostsjogging.bsky.social · 10h
sometimes i think abt shuakeshu getting into a fight while morgana loudly eats wet food right next to them.
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 23h
Sometimes life is all about belting Take It Off by Kesha in the car with your friends at 9 pm
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lord not the smol bean-ification of Adachi in the big 2026
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ぱんだ @pandaji.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
主明 おやすみ明智
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucking The Violence Man For Violence
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The post where the guy confesses and the girl is like “what is [other guy in the gc] doing here” and the guy goes “moral support” and his friend is like “I’m here man you got this”
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking nasty graphic impure thoughts about the last one I had which was gay sex in my mouth (Caribbean rum w/ pineapple/lime/peach juice)
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fucked up thing about alcohol is that they figured out how to make it taste good. It’s called a fruity cocktail and it costs $13 minimum
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ghostsjogging @ghostsjogging.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my contributions to @persona5tarot.bsky.social ! Enjoy this old, evil man. Bring a splash shield for all his sobbing. Leftover sales are open now! Link in reply!
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Lina ♡ @chatlote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#shuake AU, Exploring His Palace.
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God this is everything...
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mari六 @shrimpribs1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cw: blood🩸 freak4freak vampire 'rivals' #shuake
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Eri 🌙 [Hiatus] @convocated.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have a preview of the fic I wrote for @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social ! Stealing A Last Look: Post-canon Akira is begrudgingly taking a vacation. Serendipitously, it's where one of Shido's ex-cabinet is announcing something big. He'll just check in, make sure it's legit. There's no other reason.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IT LOOKS SO GOODDDD
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ぱんだ @pandaji.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
主明
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This man will never be able to celebrate a win as long as Futaba is around 😭
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Him, scrolling to find an Alert Capsule: Wait, so then has anyone repurposed this as, like, Ritalin or something? Me: You know. That's a good question. Him: I'm gonna put an Alert Capsule up my ass and be awake for 42 days.
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[fwb gets a Relax Gel in p5r for the first time] Him: The fuck is Relax Gel? "Topical balm"? Balm for what? Me: Oh I've seen that repurposed as lube in fic so many times Him, genuinely concerned: Can you tell your people to stop putting ointment inside your yaoi's assholes?
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kaylee @xxmigrainequeenxx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
more vocaloid akeshu yuri. romeo and cinderella #femakeshu #akeshu
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg thank you, I am running
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does anyone know if anyone's ever done a fic where Crossroads and Lala are Joker's Leblanc and Sojiro.... I am craving this very specific flavor
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FDRC🌻 @fdrcart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#shuake
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B'alith Tia | 7.56 spoilers @inmyleylines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love you fanfiction I love you drabbles I love you longfic I love you kinkmemes I love you character studies of NPCs with 5 lines of dialog I love you flash fiction I love you unfinished works I love you crackships taken seriously I love you fanfic writers. You're one of the pillars of fandom. 🖤
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も号機 @wl8tca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
不在
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can be swayed to see anything, but it’s vital to me that after having Shido’s bankrolling stripped away from him he has no other choice but to do retail to make money quick while he builds up to whatever career. He needs to be humbled by the world’s most annoying category of person (customers)
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even at your lowest moments there will always be a vending machine on campus with half the stock missing
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Spooky Noodle @stealthnoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very excited to share this snippet for @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social :3 Did you know that the Japanese name for the Thieves' Den is "My Palace" (マイパラス)? What an absolute gift to everyone who enjoys making Joker have a terrible time inside his own head
Ren cracks and asks, "Do you regret it?"

With a measured smile, Akechi cocks his head. "Regret what, exactly?"

The partial replica of the Good Morning Japan set had occupied this platform until mere minutes ago; maybe its shiny plastic vibes are still contaminating the space. Scowling, Ren shapes his hand into a gun and mimes firing it into his forehead.

Akechi chuckles politely. "You realize, of course, that as a product of your cognition, whatever answer I give you will be what you want to hear."

"What if I don't know what I want to hear?"'

"You know exactly what you want. You just won't allow yourself to admit it."

Ren curls his hands halfway into fists. "That's not what I want to hear from you. Funny how you can say it, anyway."

"If you want different words in my mouth, you'll have to put them there?" With a yawn, Akechi crosses his legs the opposite way. "You know, if you hadn't rushed through Shido's Palace as soon as your wounds closed, I might have lived a few weeks longer. Isn't that interesting to consider?"
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Bottom Goro Week 2027 @bottomgoroweek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Something is currently in the works for next year 🗡️💜 Bottom Goro Week is returning tentatively February 2027! Please take a moment to check out our interest check below. More information to come ✨ 💜 Fill out our interest check form here: forms.gle/4oHXE2ScoJAX...
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have been known to call one of my fics “Phone Sex Part 2 Electric Boogaloo”
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Kitty [FE:FW Hiatus] @glittrcrittr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social, I bring you a tasty roleswap: celebrity chef Akira and an Akechi trying to overcome the shame of being taken to court by his father. If you've been thinking that your akeshuake's been missing a touch of homoerotic culinary cannibalism, I've got a fic for you 🫶
A colorful category design shows that this fic is written by Kitty for the Leblanc's Lending Library zine, and contains an Akira-named protag, T4M, violence, and an M rating. The file snippet reads:

“Listen.” Akira slammed Akechi’s face into the counter. He’d moved quickly, the hesitation long since burned out of him. Akechi flailed, fish-stunned, and overturned the shiso pickle. Vermillion-stained vinegar sloshed over Akechi’s cheek, a preview of the bruising to come. “I like hearing you talk, but you’ve gotta listen for once.”
Akechi’s hair was coarse, but thick. Predisposed to looking messy. Akira wrapped his hand twice in the shaggy length, pulling Akechi into whispering range. “This is your last meal. An indulgence, because I think you’re a lot of fun.”
“First time anyone has accused me of that,” Akechi wheezed.
“I’m going to cook. You’ll be my sous chef.”
Akechi nodded against his clenched fist. Akira let him go, passing him a hair tie.
“No shedding while we prep.”
Akechi grimaced. He spit blood into the sink.
“I’ll keep it to a minimum,” he said, running his tongue over his pink-filmed teeth.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Cookie @ez-cookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cooking the Entire Persona Cookbook: Earth Burger 09/26/2026 Taste: 1/5 Ingredient Cost: 3/5 Prep/Energy Required: 3/5 Special Equipment Needed? Food Processor Difficult to Find Ingredients? No #ezcookingpersona #persona5 Read the whole post here: www.tumblr.com/ez-cookie/82...
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am astonished at how unappetizing that patty looks
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The devil works hard but hyperfixated teenagers with a pirated copy of Adobe after effects or Sony vegas pro work harder
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one is simply an all-timer archiveofourown.org/works/422223...
archiveofourown.org
we wouldn't be seen dead here in the day - Chapter 1 - Goumaden - Persona 5 [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m dead. omg you’re so right
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is an entire corner of the internet made up of shitty AMVs to Angel With A Shotgun where all the Akechi footage is from various different interviews and then for Joker all they have is his silhouette in the Shido calling card video
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many times do you think Akechi has gone and searched for fics about himself. Also at what point do we think the Goro Akechi/Phantom Thieves Leader tag overtook the x reader tag. My money is on the night he went on TV with that “it’s the same strategy used in romance, no?” bullshit
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The rpf phantom thieves fandom doing the most trying to make sure the kids these days don’t forget their forefathers, which are of course the people who never forgot Akechi existed because of how many times they’ve read about him and Phantom Thieves Leader fucking in that TV station
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can be on the verge of a mental breakdown but the existence of a fat little animal is enough to turn it around
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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t have a pic so everyone is just gonna have to trust me. But on the way home from class today I saw at least a dozen fat little geese chilling in the park enjoying the pouring rain. In case anyone was wondering if there’s still good in the world
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นักวิจัยคู่ปรับ @yfmaichobluci0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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