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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I don’t go here but my good friend said it best:

dietrich starts with the most powerful base team but in return you get ice soup budget and soundcloud rapper renown

jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My companion to get me through my packed schedule today. From the campus 30 minutes away because my home campus is the smallest in the whole system so we don’t have modern technology such as “cafeteria”

A butterscotch pudding parfait. It has whipped cream and oreos on top, which I’ve mixed into the butterscotch.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My suffering was not without purpose

Assignment feedback from my professor that says "Excellent work. You earned yourself an extra credit point on this one."

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s 2 am and I’m thinking about my strange and offputting dream sex fic. The consensual but not safe or sane tag is load-bearing. 🔞 #akeshu #lumensdfic 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/64151428

A fic titled “epithelial” by me, lumensd. The summary reads: Three dreams, three games, four times Akira got what he wanted.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Unfortunately he's the realest to ever do it

A screenshot of Yusuke in front of his painting "Desire" in the Ueno museum. He says, "I will start by painting. After that, I will paint, beyond which I shall paint even more."

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Akechi tried to kill Akira’s father, and is now reaping the messy consequences of it. But maybe he can get Aevum's sheltered prince on his side, and end Shido’s reign of tyranny for good. Find out in my @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social fic: kingslayer ⚔️🩸 Preorders close Oct. 13th! ♥️🔗🔽

Fic by: lumensd

POV: Akira
Ratings: M/M, Fantasy, Mature

Fic excerpt reads as follows:

"Whom do you serve?" Akira asks, insistent, keeping the tip of the pruning knife pressed beneath the skin of Akechi's thigh.

"What does my fealty matter to you, *Prince*?" He dips the last word in something corrosive, and it abrades Akira's patience. Which he supposes is the goal.

Still only under his skin just so, Akira rotates the bladepoint without pushing down further. It earns him a stifled wheeze.

"I need to ascertain how many dogs of Lucem will come running to your rescue. Do cooperate." Sharply, he pivots to dragging it further down. Akechi flinches, but makes no different noise. "I'll ask again: whom do you serve? Is it Queen Lavenza? Her insufferable siblings? Her detestable guard? Or someone else?"

Despite the quickening rise and fall of his chest, Akechi snorts, looking off to the side. "Over a month I've been Aevum's prize catch, and yet none of those named figures have so much as kicked up a fuss." He barks out a laugh, as steady as the cutting words that preceded it. "It doesn't take a genius. Even a sheltered prince could figure it out."

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m fucking crying. My favorite part about the Mo line is the fact that even the genius annotators don’t know who Mo is

His momma named him Mo, but I call him Mo’ Lover

Unreviewed Genius annotation with 43 upvotes: who the fuck is mo

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Akechi would crash out so fucking fast under these conditions

Discord message from me that reads: I can't stop thinking about this typo from my philosophy professor it has made me completely unable to do the assignment today bc I'm so stunlocked over it

The attached image reads: Also, avoid terms such as "In my onion."

Discord message from me that reads: #myonion

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sorry no fit pics from today we were sludge from classes. Here’s him fully just checking Indeed at the bar the other night

Fwb scrolling Indeed notifications (jobs and locations crossed out for privacy) at the bar in front of his drink (pineapple vodka) and my drink (some gay as fuck rum cocktail citrus hibiscus concoction idk but it was good as fuck). He’s wearing a shit ton of accessories and has a honeycomb forearm tattoo.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was the most fuckable person in a bar legit called Crossroads last night in case anyone was wondering

Mirror selfie of me with a cat face emoticon censoring my face. I’m wearing a navy blue dress shirt rolled up at the sleeves and with the top few buttons open, layered silver necklaces, black slacks with a chain clipped to the belt, two bracelets, and a watch. The bathroom has tiled flooring and a brick wall.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Absolutely insane message to receive at 8:45 am

You know how I grabbed you and pushed you up against the wall earlier? Yeah, you can do that to me too. I'm into that shit.
Sent with Siri

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My low-effort shitpost: Joker confesses after Akechi fucking dies and then just starts using the chat as his grocery list @mspyourheartout.bsky.social

Mocked up P5 phone conversation between Joker and Akechi.

Joker: rip i always wanted to have a long-term toxic homoerotic situationship w you

Joker: • Yakisoba to bribe Futaba with
Joker: • Milk and eggs

Joker: • Cardamom and chili powder
Joker: • Literally any veggies (for stir fry)

Akechi (implied to be responding in the third semester, while the other messages were sent in December): I truly believe you were custom retrofitted in a lab to piss me off.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Thinking about. this quote. oughhghgghjjhghhjghjfdhdfhgjfgjhdfg

Morgana: He almost never eats well, after all... Plus I'm always stuck eating canned cat food...

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I fear he has infected me with his terminal “dark academia at school/work” bug

Bathroom mirror pic of me and my fwb. I’m wearing a maroon pullover with black, white, and grey diamonds in a column in the middle, a black collared shirt beneath, and black trousers with keys clipped to my belt. I have my hand in my pocket and the other holding the camera horizontally (my phone). He’s standing behind me with his hands clasped around my abdomen. He’s wearing A LOT of accessories (rings, bracelets, watch). You can just barely see the dark green overcoat he’s wearing. Yeah we gay keep scrolling.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

He’s just a self-insert blank slate JRPG protagonist, they said. He has no personality, he’s an avatar, they said. Turns out, the character whose mannerisms and personality are not funneled through their dialogue, but through little easily missable moments and subtext can become Blorbo Supreme

An image of Joker sleeping, with his arms behind his head and Morgana sleeping on his chest.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

[warm sigh of fond reminiscence] The first and absolutely not my last bottom Goro fic to hit the towers. This also has my favorite tag I’ve ever used: orgasm denial for utilitarian purposes #shuake #lumensdfic 🔞 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/78053006

A fic, titled “that’s how you do the act like you never met me” by me, lumensd. The summary reads as follows:

The list of places Goro can safely go in Tokyo without running into Kurusu Akira continues to incur great losses. This time, it's his 777 of choice, which is nowhere near his new apartment complex for this express purpose, and yet. Ineffable Joker will always find a fucking way. And if he can't, he'll circle like a bird of prey until a way opens up.

(Twelve years later, nothing is conventional and everything is deliberate.)

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You can post big ass videos now so to improve morale here’s that one edit I made 4 years ago of Goro Akechi dancing to Meltdown by Kagamine Rin that is like weirdly near-perfectly synced

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ah yes, the fated Phone Sex Part 2 Electric Boogaloo. Rank 8 lacking a post-confidant phone call is both a blessing and a curse. Curse bc they blueballed their target audience (me, violence fetishist), and blessing bc it made me write this #akeshu #lumensdfic 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/66341434

An AO3 fic titled ‘you’re the only game that i like to lose’ by me, lumensd.

The summary reads as follows: The night Akechi Goro tells the leader of the Phantom Thieves how much he hates him, he gets a phone call.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m going to make this man regret getting his first iPhone today if it’s the last fucking thing I do

Me: The next time I see you l am going to teach you how to play iMessage games so we can unlock a new layer of ranked competitive sex
Fwb: Ok lol

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is unfortunately the realest post in the entire world

A Tumblr post by user ageae on December 2, 2025 showing a man holding his phone in front of his face. The screen is emitting a very bright light, so bright that you can’t make out the man’s features. The caption reads “BEDTIME MINDFULNESS ROUTINE” in all caps. Essentially, me taking psychic damage from my phone every night before bed.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

6. I am a god at the Game Pigeon word games

Screenshot showing 272 wins on Anagrams, 649 wins on Word Hunt, and 7 wins on Word Bites (we hate Word Bites in this household)

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Discord was down earlier today so my friend and I had to resort to caveman methods and this was killing me

Today, 2:53 PM

Me: Man whatever
Me: (sending a Game Pigeon 8 Ball game)
Me: Pulling out the papyrus tablets
Friend: how the fuck do i shoot the ball

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The hilarity of this situation is too much for fake rules such as word count limits to wrap their heads around

Takemi: Ok guinea pig you have to level with me here. "I'm the clumsiest bitch in this part of Tokyo" worked the first three, maybe four times, but you've put me in a bit of an ethical bind here. Like, you're seeing what I'm seeing, right? You know I'm gonna have to say something at some point?
Akira: Since when did you care about ethics lol
Takemi:
Akira:
Takemi:
Akira: It was GENUINELY the stairs this time
Takemi: Idk if they teach this where you're from but stairs do not have teeth
Akira, sweating:
Takemi: (sigh) Look, kid. I don't really care what you get up to I just need to know. Please save me the trouble of having to file a report
Akira:
Takemi:
Akira: The stairs and I are in a consenting BDSM relationship

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I think about that one line a lot. What if Akira did, too? #shuake #akeshu #lumensdfic 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/68531211

A screenshot from AO3, showing a fic titled "”I Will Simply Have To Come To Leblanc Every Day In That Case” And Other Lies" by me, lumensd.

The summary reads:

"This is the third evening in a row you've come all the way out here simply to accost my presence for an asinine *hangout,* when we both know you and I have more important things to do than waste time better spent on preparations *tarrying* like fools." He says the word *tarrying* like it's metal in his mouth. Akira cringes. "What's your real game here?"

"Uh," says Akira, eloquently. He clears his throat, "Well, you—um, you're a liar?"

(Akechi lies. Akira retaliates.)

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The patron saint of gay sex watching over me as I get the shit bitten out of me for my own sick pleasure. I think he’d be proud

A Rocky Horror Picture Show poster of Frank-N-Furter hanging over my fwb’s bed lol

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Going back to sleep. My final message

Accomplice au only works if you put “I am no longer the only agent of chaos in this world, by my own fault and his own foolishness/selfishness/destructive backwards righteousness/whatever reason Akechi comes up with for why Akira joins him” under a microscope, so much so that you miss “this is the only way these two know how to exist around each other now, their mutual understanding has become warped” bleeding into the narrative and it has the potential to deconstruct it entirely. Which is the entire appeal, again. It’s not sustainable but it’s becoming all they know really fast

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Ok like. I need you guys to understand he just dresses like this recreationally. And threatened to queer eye me (right side) from the day we met. What the hell am I supposed to do with this time traveling gay alien but fuck him.

Me and this fucking queer that I hate (left side) dressed in vintage/dark academia(?) style clothing even though we’re at the mall in the middle of July. He’s wearing a beige waistcoat with a brown trench coat, and a lot of accessories (rings and pins mostly). I’m wearing a sheer purple dress shirt underneath a beige sweater rolled up at the sleeves. We both have gay little pointed elfish loafers, black slacks, and these weird leather hip bag things. It’s cut off from our necks but we are fully just kissing in front of this Men’s Wearhouse mirror.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I serve “just rolled out of bed” because I did

A photo of me in the public bathroom mirror. I have dark brown curly hair and I’m wearing a black hoodie, a navy blue vest, navy blue Adidas joggers, and black leather shoes. There’s a cat emoticon censoring my face.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Very interesting spread indeed pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...

Pantone birth chart, showing Gemini Sun as Lemon Signal, Taurus Moon as Olive Velvet, Aquarius Rising as Neon Glacier, and Cancer Venus as Pearl Brush

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Day 7: Free Day So delighted to share my #BottomJokerWeek2026 fic, featuring a fucking incredible companion piece by the extremely talented @xxmigrainequeenxx.bsky.social! Please go give her all the love! Mind the tags and enjoy <3 #akeshu #lumensdfic 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/88419886

A fic by me, lumensd, titled 'before it's some kind of murder'. The summary is as follows:

How many parts of yourself can you lace through the parts of someone else and get away with it, before your eyes can no longer distinguish between the two, before it's some kind of murder?

Written for Day 7 of Bottom Joker Week 2026: Free Day

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This post is brought to you by me being unable to get “a little ass for bass transaction?” out of my head

Tweet with the caption “fucking the fish man with a lake house for fish” and what I’m pretty sure is a Tinder DM exchange reading the following:

Fish man: Think we can do it again sometime?
OP: Yes as long as you take me fishing
Fish man: A little ass for bass transaction?
Fish man: You put out for trout?

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I have gotten so into spider solitaire recently I don’t think I can ever go back to regular solitaire (or spider with only one suit)… my brain has been reconditioned

My levels on Microsoft regular and spider solitaire, which are 28 and 46 respectively.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Having a best friend who has zero experience with or understanding of how fandom works is the gift that keeps on giving because she'll just drop bangers like this unprompted

Discord message from my hag reading "i truly think its so beautiful that you have built a platform off of gay mindgames and sexual violence"

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Shhh it's still Wednesday in my heart I like when in like 5+ years postcanon they're extremely divorced without ever having been in a relationship of any kind

Then he unlocks the front door and pours himself a drink. Then he waits. Thinks about it. Pours a second drink. And then he sits out on the fire escape and waits some more.

By the time Akechi climbs out beside him, Akira has finished half of his whiskey glass and is holding up Akechi's with growing impatience. "Hakushu 12, on the rocks. Or, well. It *was* on the rocks when I poured it. Now it's on the puddle. Enjoy."

Akechi takes the drink and slides the window shut behind them. "You don't drink whiskey."

"*You* drink whiskey," says Akira breezily.

He leans over the railing rather than sit down beside him. He's blocking Akira's view of the moon.

"How sentimental of you." He takes a long sip, and his breath releases slight condensation when he speaks again. "Tokyo's Sweetheart bought me my liquor of choice. If I open your bedroom door now, will a million flower petals fall out?"

"Would you believe me if I said I stole it from Shido's office?" Akira asks him.

Akechi's head whips toward him. "What? How?" Then: "*When*?"

"Kidding. Can you imagine, though?"

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

His face after hearing Akechi's psychotic laugh in their showtime. The fics write themselves genuinely

Joker P5 with a very smug smirk on his face, like he's pleased.

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jayk-o-lantern 🎃 @lulumen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I am hashtag predictable nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter

1 their love language is torture
1 stop making love to me while i'm trying to fuck you
3 their love language is murder
4 divorced but still fucking
5 sexual repression
5 immortality but it's a horror concept
7 transactional sex
8 romantic stabbing
9 lovers to enemies
10 unhealthy relationships
11 psychological horror
12 corruption arc
13 codependency
14 unreliable narrator
15 hurt/comfort
16 their love language is gaslighting
17 monsterfucking
18 dubious consent
19 blasphemy kink
20 AU that makes canon worse
21 doomed relationships
22 soulbonding but it's a horror concept
23 homoerotic cannibalism
24 body horror
25 evil scientists
26 religious trauma
27 awkward sexual situations
28 ominous foreshadowing
29 lord/vassal dynamics
30 sun/moon imagery

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