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Stealth Noodle

@stealthnoodle.bsky.social
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Welcome to my big gay garbage pile. She/her. Sometimes NSFW, 🔞 tumblr: stealthnoodle.tumblr.com ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Stealth_N…

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bramblebrine @bramblebrine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
ashe fire emblem holds up what looks like a card and says "this isn't even weed. it's just a single laminated leaf of chamomile that says 'sorry we made you kill your dead heart emoji'"

byleth also seems to think this was maybe a gift given in poor taste
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bramblebrine @bramblebrine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
rhea has two approaches to any situation: thoughts and prayers or a tactical nuke strike, and she employs them seemingly at random #fe3h #art
rhea, sparkling, reminiscent of satoru gojo: my child
rhea: two of those under your care, their vibes are bad. their vibes are rancid, my child, and its affecting my work. 
rhea: mommy has a stress-induced tension headache caused purely by foul child aura
byleth: …
rhea: so i’ve put together some special high potency hash from my own personal stash. i will PAY you to deliver it.

byleth holds up a plant that looks like chamomile, box pops up and reads you received calming herbs
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Stealth Noodle @stealthnoodle.bsky.social · 8h
#fwspoilers I'm obsessed with her
Over an image of Leda with a post-murder glow, Sirocco says, "That list... She's crossing off the names of the people she's killed... with their own blood."Leda says, "Hahaha! Please forgive me. I think I'm going to be a little bit cruel today." Not pictured: the literal child she is saying this to.Leda says, holding her super cursed stringed instrument,  "Right this moment, it's echoing from the depths of the earth, telling me to kill you. To tear you apart." She looks chill with that.Leda says, "Whether you're asleep or awake, a single person occupies your every thought. You hate them, but it doesn't end there. This person controls your actions, your heart... your everything. This feeling drives you--drives everything about--and soon nothing else has meaning." She's blushing during the last sentence.
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Stealth Noodle @stealthnoodle.bsky.social · 12h
Very excited to share this snippet for @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social :3 Did you know that the Japanese name for the Thieves' Den is "My Palace" (マイパラス)? What an absolute gift to everyone who enjoys making Joker have a terrible time inside his own head
Ren cracks and asks, "Do you regret it?"

With a measured smile, Akechi cocks his head. "Regret what, exactly?"

The partial replica of the Good Morning Japan set had occupied this platform until mere minutes ago; maybe its shiny plastic vibes are still contaminating the space. Scowling, Ren shapes his hand into a gun and mimes firing it into his forehead.

Akechi chuckles politely. "You realize, of course, that as a product of your cognition, whatever answer I give you will be what you want to hear."

"What if I don't know what I want to hear?"'

"You know exactly what you want. You just won't allow yourself to admit it."

Ren curls his hands halfway into fists. "That's not what I want to hear from you. Funny how you can say it, anyway."

"If you want different words in my mouth, you'll have to put them there?" With a yawn, Akechi crosses his legs the opposite way. "You know, if you hadn't rushed through Shido's Palace as soon as your wounds closed, I might have lived a few weeks longer. Isn't that interesting to consider?"
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📚🖋️Leblanc’s Lending Library: a Shuakeshu Anthology @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social · 14h
📦 2 WEEKS LEFT 🛒 We've made it through the month with just two weeks left to preorder your copy of Leblanc's Lending Library: A Shuakeshu Anthology! Keep warm with @chatlote.bsky.social's art in these changing seasons and be sure to grab a copy before we close up shop on October 13th!
Preorders close in two weeks

The preview features art of Akira and Akechi sitting by a fire with a shared blanket wrapped around them. Akechi’s hair is in a ponytail. They both appear disheveled, and Akira’s skin is marked with scuffs.

Art by: Chatlote
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🌸🌻宇野🍁❄️ @banijustice.bsky.social · 18h
近々部数なんとなく決めるためにもXにサンプル載せようと思うが、ひと足さきに数ページこっちに載せちゃお 本番サンプルは30pくらい載せる予定、それ載せたらこのポストは消えます ・明主の人が描いている明智の過去全捏造本 ・ちょっと暴力あり
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H (エイチ) @therealhanamaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally the -tober prompt that I can follow to my heart's content
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Kuriくり @152x158.bsky.social · 18h
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Rafin @rafin.bsky.social · 19h
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Kuriくり @152x158.bsky.social · 18h
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あいざわさち @sachichy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🛹 Ride the Board!!!
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Yurika🐰 @breadmasterlee.com · 29/09/2026
OMG this picture was just posted by the P5X official twitter (reposting here since they don't have an account here) Look at them!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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strawderryst @strawderryst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How to look at your wife
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yoboyobbo.bsky.social @yoboyobbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 30/09/2026
giant pikachu 🐁⚡️ #art #pokemon
Illustration of a gigantic pikachu in the middle of a city
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Sera Zaydia @serazaydia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New chapter for my Akechi Palace AU is up! 🎭 #Akeshu / #Shuake 🎭 128k words 🎭 M, Akechi Goro Lives, Akechi Goro Befriends the Phantom Thieves archiveofourown.org/works/583597...
“Those adults, the ones that worked for your boss—they told me it was my fault my mom died. I thought I deserved to die. It was my Shadow that made me realize the truth. It was those evil adults who deserved to die! It was them I should be angry at, not me! My mom loved me. She—” Futaba cuts off, her disembodied voice marked by tears. “She loved me. I didn’t k-kill her. Th-they did. Those evil adults—”

“I killed her,” hisses Goro. “They didn’t kill her, Futaba-chan, I did.”

Futaba throws open the door to the closet and jumps out, fists clenched. Her whole body trembles. “D-don’t call me that, y-you—asshole!”

“Call you—?” Goro cuts off. He hadn’t even noticed. He’s still… “My apologies, Isshi—” He practically chokes on the word. “…Sakura-san.”

“It’s ‘cause that’s what Mom called me, isn’t it?” Futaba hugs herself. The next part, she says quietly, timidly. “D-did she—did she talk about me?”

Goro can’t help but smirk at the memory. “Near constantly. I couldn’t stand how often she spoke of her genius, prodigy daughter.”

Futaba laughs, just a little, through her tears. “Jealous?”

And, well, Goro did agree to be honest. “Perhaps. Only a little.”

Regrets, Broken Trust, and Stardust
Chapter 12: Haunted
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yoboyobbo.bsky.social @yoboyobbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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FDRC🌻 @fdrcart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#shuake
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Darknic 💞🥀 @darknicjen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my full piece for @fe3hboyslove.bsky.social !! 💜🩶✨
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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ciarre💫 @ciarre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
taking a break from fortunes weave to draw fortunes weave #fireemblem #fefw
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jess 🚂 @8amtrain.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Death of Tradition (c. 1260), oil on canvas, gift of the University of Derdriu Special Collections #sylvixweekend2026
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Kitty @glittrcrittr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social, I bring you a tasty roleswap: celebrity chef Akira and an Akechi trying to overcome the shame of being taken to court by his father. If you've been thinking that your akeshuake's been missing a touch of homoerotic culinary cannibalism, I've got a fic for you 🫶
A colorful category design shows that this fic is written by Kitty for the Leblanc's Lending Library zine, and contains an Akira-named protag, T4M, violence, and an M rating. The file snippet reads:

“Listen.” Akira slammed Akechi’s face into the counter. He’d moved quickly, the hesitation long since burned out of him. Akechi flailed, fish-stunned, and overturned the shiso pickle. Vermillion-stained vinegar sloshed over Akechi’s cheek, a preview of the bruising to come. “I like hearing you talk, but you’ve gotta listen for once.”
Akechi’s hair was coarse, but thick. Predisposed to looking messy. Akira wrapped his hand twice in the shaggy length, pulling Akechi into whispering range. “This is your last meal. An indulgence, because I think you’re a lot of fun.”
“First time anyone has accused me of that,” Akechi wheezed.
“I’m going to cook. You’ll be my sous chef.”
Akechi nodded against his clenched fist. Akira let him go, passing him a hair tie.
“No shedding while we prep.”
Akechi grimaced. He spit blood into the sink.
“I’ll keep it to a minimum,” he said, running his tongue over his pink-filmed teeth.
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Floral Frolic 🔜 NYCC @floralfrolic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to panic anyone, but we are running low on Utena and Anthy bookmarks, and I don’t know if we’ll remake them. So if you were thinking about it, now might be a good time to grab. floralfrolic.com/products/pri...
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lutlone.bsky.social @lutlone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
awakening #p5
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♔· aquaxtic @aquaxtic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leda!!! #fefw
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📚🖋️Leblanc’s Lending Library: a Shuakeshu Anthology @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
📚 SHOWTIME! 🖋️ Ever lament when you're too disoriented to catch up on your favorite fics after a night of indulgence? Worry not because our reliable Corone and Kaetor have just the hangover cure you'll need to get you back on your feet!
Fic by:
Corone

Spot Art by:
Kaetor

[Leblanc's Lending Library Logo]

Wordlessly, Akira places the mug of coffee, a glass of water, and an ibuprofen tablet on the table in front of Akechi. He dry swallows the tablet, seemingly not even registering the glass of water, then picks up the coffee. Akira backs off, leaning up against the counter, giving Akechi as much space as he can without leaving his apartment, because running away is the only idea worse than every idea he had last night.

It takes several minutes before Akechi says anything. Akira tries to make himself busy, to look like he's not thinking about changing his name and leaving the country. When Akechi does speak, he jumps.

"So," Akechi says, voice a little scratchy, eyes still squinted, "are we going to talk about it?"

Akira stares at the kitchen sink rather than meet Akechi's eyes. "We don't have to."

"Yes, we do," Akechi snaps, rubbing his temples. "Everyone saw."

Akira wants to scream. Akechi's right, of course. He already knows that. So instead of letting his feelings out, he schools his face into a carefully neutral expression and turns around.

How much do you remember?" Akechi also isn't looking at Akira. "Clearly you remember some it, but…"

Akira sighs. "Well..."

[Kaetor’s art shows a very disgruntled Goro, complete with messy hair and rumpled clothes.]
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Stealth Noodle @stealthnoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I feel dizzy and unfocused and kind of nauseated, then feel immediately better after remembering to eat something, I can feel parts of my body combining, Voltron-style, to act out this gif
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How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
GIF by KLIPY.
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Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Thegreataceattorney #TGAA "Ryutaro Naruhodo" & Haori Murasame
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⚗️ Spook Knight Pickles 🧪 @pickles4nickles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
POV you are a choirbug and you hear the sounds of a lead violin from above #hollowknight #silksong #pickleart
Hornet with needle drawn, Silk whipping around her, and Faydown Cloak wings flared out
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 28/09/2026
Ghosties 👻 #art #pokemon
illustration of some ghost pokemon featuring ceruledge, gengar, litwick, mimikyu, chandelure, duskull, and not a ghost but pikachu
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マリ~ン @lap1z.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Persona5
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
say happy 2nd birthday to sonny right meow
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Sen @senblades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
psst. psst hey. psst. Did you know that preorders for @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social are open? Well, now you do! And if You want to see a hefty collection of amazing fics by a bunch of very lovely writers, you should go check it out!
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hunter (comms open!) @hrpixelart.com · 20/09/2024
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Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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Amil @amil01.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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레드 @redlhz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
귀신병아리
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lutlone.bsky.social @lutlone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
multilayered relationship #shuake #p5
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lutlone.bsky.social @lutlone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hiding #shuake #p5royal
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🌱 mint cookie 🌱 (hiatus) @mintcookie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ko-fi.com/thehurricane... 🙇 Apologies for needing help again but i geninuely have no idea how much income i'm getting this month, or even if this will be enough so any share is appreciated.
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Buy Zoe a Coffee
Become a supporter of Zoe today!
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📚🖋️Leblanc’s Lending Library: a Shuakeshu Anthology @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Second stretch goal, unlocked!! 🔓💕 Thank you all so much for supporting our project! This purrecious print will now be joining those little freaks (sticker) in select bundles! And with this, we're now halfway to our hardcover upgrade!
Stretch Goals

Die-Cut Sticker
2.5”
UNLOCKED
A sticker by @jestarcana featuring Joker and Goro Akechi forming a heart with their arms while holding their weapons at each other. Joker’s face is a cat-like grin, and Akechi’s chaotic smile is open-mouthed with his tongue sticking out. Beneath them, text reads #MYFREAKS

Print
5x5”
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A print of the initial Interest Check art by @minkidoodles. This piece shows Goro Akechi reclining against Joker’s shoulder as he discusses the book he’s reading, and Joker sits listening to him happily with coffee mug in hand. Morgana is on Joker’s leg, peeking over to see what Akechi’s reading.

Upgrade to Hardcover
(Locked) 200 Sales
A product mockup of Leblanc’s Lending Library: A Shuakeshu Anthology with a hardcover.
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engraved @engraved.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you love akeshuake writers, you're going to looooove this 420 page tome @shuakeshuwritezine.bsky.social. That's a lot of writing!! By really good writers!! Pre-orders open now til 13th October!! leblancslendinglibrary.bigcartel.com
black and white spot art preview for the Shuakeshu Anthology zine. The preview shows Joker in lounge wear in Leblanc close to the bottom of the stairs, looking towards Akechi in his detective prince wear backlit by the entrance. There is a glimpse of the Phantom Theives seated around the booths, also staring in Akechi's direction.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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shiru-kei studio @shirukeist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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