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Not that kind of doctor | Almost offensively French

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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Angela Ziegler @a2ziegler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
relevant to an email i just got
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Orhun Parmaksız @orhun.dev · 29/04/2026
Live 3D preview in the terminal! github.com/orhun/ratty #rustlang #ratatui #terminal
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript) you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS lyra.horse/x86css/
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Decided to create a small page to give the current date under the French Republican calendar because why not jgamba.eu/republican-c...
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Calendrier Républicain
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Holy hell XML is so annoying to work with that in half tempted to write an ad hoc parser out of spite
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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is high art
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy
Screenshot of a twitter post showing that the latest openAI commercial model is better than previous models at doing arithmetic but still cannot reliably produce the correct answer of multiplication problems with values greater than 11 x 11.  It's supposed to be impressive I think
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 15/01/2025
A little comic about desire paths.
Ok so…
There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway.  After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
why does it say "I THINK THAT MY VIRGINITY'S GROWING BACK" in the background
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Nothing makes me angrier than trying to make sense of a US recipe
Conversion between one US customary teaspoon and a long list of other weird units
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Evan Schwartz @emschwartz.me · 22/12/2024
I got nerd sniped into wondering which Hamming Distance implementation in #rust is fastest, learned more about SIMD and auto-vectorization, and ended up publishing a new (and extremely simple) implementation. Write-up: emschwartz.me/unnecessary-... Crate: crates.io/crates/hammi...
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Unnecessary Optimization in Rust: Hamming Distances, SIMD, and Auto-Vectorization
If you're developing an application and find yourself running a benchmark whose results are measured in nanoseconds... you should probably stop and get back ...
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
After 5 years of academic life and 3 in industry, it finally happened: I managed to review a paper in the plane #lifegoals
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Legrugru @legrugru.fr · 18/12/2024
Joyeux Noël Nicolas
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Leslie Nope complaining about her campaign sign that shows the link to an image instead of the actual image. The link is now the one that John Cusack shared.
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The original Splinter Cell game is just so good. They even included PGP fuckups and a nerd getting mad about it. Just top notch realism
In game Splinter Cell email that reads:

"From:Philip Masse
To:Timofei
Sent:20/10/2002 02:47
Subject:RE: Latest Transfer

TIMOFEI YOU INCOMPETENT ASS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SENDING ME INSECURE EMAILS?!?!?

USE PRETTY GOOD PRIVACY OR DON'T SEND ME SQUAT!!! IF YOU SEND ME ANY MORE UNECRYPTED MAILS I'LL HAVE GRINKO GET INTIMATW WITH YOUR EYE SOCKETS!!!

- pHilip MAsSE -"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/12/2024
you are a mad scientist who has invented a time machine in the 1870's. desperate to escape the political turmoil of italians shooting one another and the french government collapsing, you leap forward in time hoping for a more enlightened era. you land in 1962, to find the french government collapsing and italians setting off bombs. well, you can make one more jump, surely this can't keep happening
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Ali @endingwithali.com · 09/12/2024
ethernet? you mean the wifi cable
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The hardest part of doing the #AdventOfCode remains remembering to check out the problem of the day
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Day 3 of #AdventOfCode in Rust. Considered pulling out regexes or fancy parsers but I managed to solve it using a state machine instead. Pretty cool :-)
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day 03 - part 1 · lukhio/AoC-2024@974c3f4
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Let's try this again...
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GitHub - lukhio/AoC-2024
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
nailed it
Google info box for cause of the great London fire

The answer is: fire
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Is it me or is chatGPT getting a bit better at coding? Last time I tried it was completely forgetting whatever code it generated in the previous answer, now at least it remembers so it can correct itself (sometimes). Can we finally use it for boring coding stuff?
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Guy Warley @warls.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Neo Mars Personal work 2019
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Nothing like wasting two hours on dates parsing nonsense to start the week 🙃
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Joshua W. Cotter @joshuawcotter.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Remember.
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Lukhio @lukhio.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Finally!
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