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Luke Bonner

@lukeybonner.bsky.social
6.8K followers 857 following 8.3K posts

The most online former A-10 basketball player. Current adult dad. Burlington Coat Factory influencer. My only character flaw is that I love the Boston Celtics.

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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve definitely seen kid produced work that for sure incorporated generative ai.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good call.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feel like any design program that has a generative ai capability should be banned from elementary schools. My kids’ school has them use canva sometimes. Shouldn’t be allowed. Move em to procreate.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve had 5 people text me a viral IG post that’s an ai generated graphic of NBA players from New England, and it has several errors/omissions, and it’s irking me quite a bit.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Both of them?
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just sent an email to over 6,000 subscribers where I misspelled “incredibly” as “increadibly” and now I want to crawl into a hole.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feel like all of Bluesky needs to know that I saw a guy wearing a Pepsi Blue hat at the Deerfield Fair yesterday.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If dem leadership was smart, they would get Syd & TP as presidential running mates.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe so, because one day he came home trying to convince his younger sister to start playing soccer because there’s a professional women’s team in Boston.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The boy’s teacher has a board on his wall with every New England pro sports team’s schedule/results for the week on it. Elite move. This man deserves an award.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Used a lot of bowls today. Top rack filled up twice in the dishwasher. Well above average bowl usage day.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been meaning to tell you guys about this dude I used to play pickup with at San Francisco who looks exactly like Henry Steele from One on One.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where tf did that g come from?
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been meaning g to tell you guys about this dude I used to play pickup with at San Francisco who looks exactly like Henry Steele from One on One.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In case you’re wondering about the structure, here’s a breakdown one of our parents put together. You can do high quality youth sports without making it predatory or all consuming rat race. People want this.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also, my son’s age group will have atleast 4 teams this year, they barely had 1 his first yr. Huge growth in one year! We’re also reformatting the org to be able to replicate across other sports.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some of you on here supported my effort to start a town team basketball program after our rec dept cut it last year. Thought I’d share a couple cool updates… we have evals tomorrow. For the 1st time, we have enough interest to field multiple 3/4 grade and 5/6 grade girls teams!
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dad’s in charge.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How about Pearl Street?
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I also had a radio show with a buddy. I’ve never felt such power since.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Iron Horse still alive and well? Warms my heart. That was my favorite venue.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Footer, where were you last night? Whole team was together.” “Oh, I tried something called Kombucha at a shop in Northampton. Ever had it? Tastes like carbonated urine. Didn’t realize it’s caffeinated, so I was buzzing. Ended up at a bookstore until 10pm. Think I saw J Mascis browsing nonfiction!”
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My teammates talking about how they miss the feeling of being a college basketball player. And I’m like “i miss the feeling of being a college kid hanging out in Northampton on a Friday night.” That shit was the best.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feel like all the athletes/celebs who’ve cashed endorsement checks for this shit deserve to get rolled into whatever happens here.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I ordered a Diego Luna USMNT jersey in the spring and it arrived last week. Kinda makes me like it even more.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Orleans doesn’t have a baseball team!
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
whoop whoop
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Smart Thinking Meme
ALT: Smart Thinking Meme
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hot take: it’s more difficult to shoot a jumper when someone contests from behind you than in front of you.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He finished with “Your Arms Around Me.” And made a joke about the time he almost lost his thumb…
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I saw Jens once at Northampton HS. A student there lost her legs in a car accident. Jens was her favorite artist. She asked if he’d play a show to help raise money to cover her medical bills. He did! He brought an iPod, aux cord, and acoustic guitar. It was AWESOME.
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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching D'Angelo turn "Shit, Damn, Motherfucker" from a smooth soul song on the album into a rock thrasher live complete with him smashing a guitar at the end is one I'll never forget
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EW - Nuremberg them. @edub1961.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBU...
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Jens Lekman - Wedding in Leipzig (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by JensLekmanVEVO
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m an Okkervil River guy, but never thought much of “John Allyn Smith Sails.” Experienced it live and haven’t skipped it since.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tell me a song that goes disproportionately hard after you see it live? Something that surprised you.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Always find it funny coming across a bookmark in a store that costs more than $1.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jurassic Harlem is not on Spotify. Makes it feel more sacred.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s 5:48pm on a Friday. You’re in a 15 passenger van, halfway there for an AAU tournament 5 hours away. Your teammate from NY who goes to a local prep school hands you a burned cd. You press play on your discman and hear “Jurassic Harlem” for the first time. Your life will never be the same.
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rattatatouille @rattatatouille.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Persona 3 (2006)
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ozzy, barking. (1983)
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Johann Butts @viotumax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Joe buck in 2005
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Roger Daltrey to John Entwistle, literally every night from 1964 to 1978.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moon is crazy right now.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The workout itself honestly seemed pretty simple. We quickly realized how much we struggled with seemingly basic movements. It wasn’t “hard” or painful though. The next day, we were sore as hell! 😂
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heading into my sophomore season, a coach friend brought my brother and me to Bedford, MA to do a training session with Burdenko. It was the most unassuming atmosphere. His office was filled w photos from figure skaters and ballerinas. We did the workout. Half water, half land. No weights….
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you’re interested in low impact, highly effective functional training, I recommend looking into Igor Burdenko’s methods. Works if you’re a pro athlete or just an old shit poster on Bluesky.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My coaches did not like that they couldn’t quantify the work in archaic ways. Fortunately, I was able to say “I’m training with an NBA player all summer, trust it.” One of my teammates (who made it to the NBA), joined me for Lion one day and he literally had to lie down on the trail halfway up.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Light shooting workouts sprinkled in, but not endless reps (15ish min of focused/gamified shooting)… previous summers, was doing ruthless track workouts, heavy lifting, intense individual on court work, and pick up daily.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t know the science behind it, but I changed my off-season training my latter years of college, and I would go into preseason feeling great and in elite shape. My brother and I would “run” up Loon Mountain 2X/week (gondola down), pool 2X/week, boxing 1-2X/week, 45-60min pick up 2-3X/week.
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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Horrible, but you aren’t getting a shot off over her.
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